Over 1,550 People Signed!!
Promote the Cap'n!

We are aware of a grave injustice which has occurred within the Quaker Oats Company. Cap'n Crunch has worked for Quaker Oats for the past 35 years. That is over one third of the average human's life. He has dedicated his life to defeating the Soggies which he has done without fail. He has also protected the crunchberries for the past 33 years. We believe that at the very least, the Quaker Oats Company should promote the Cap'n to an Admiral.  The people of Waterloo, Iowa and other cereal-consuming communities all over the world are coming together and signing this petition to show their undying support for the Cap'n. We believe that this fictional character will come alive to bask in the glory of his accomplishments and promotion. The Cap'n will be an Admiral!!
Thank you for taking the time to read and sign this petition. In doing so, you are showing your support for the beloved breakfast cereal guardian, Cap'n Crunch.
Even if you don't like Cap'n Crunch, you can still sign this petition. It is for a very noble cause. We have contacted the Quaker Oats Company, and they have agreed with us. They even sent us a padded envelope to send the petitions in. So please note, *THIS IS NOT A JOKE* Please help the Cap'n out here.

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*** If you would like to do a news story/article on us, CLICK HERE! ***

PLEASE feel free to put a link to this page on your page. Just copy the below HTML script and paste it somewhere on your page. Hell, even sign guestbooks with the HTML so everyone can see it! This is not a joke. We are very serious about this, and the Quaker Oats Company seems to very serious about wanting to hear from us again. So please, help us help the Cap'n get the recognition he deserves. It's as easy as Copying and Pasting. Just add to your page the following HTML text:

<CENTER><BR>Help Cap'n Crunch be promoted to an Admiral!!!!<BR>
<A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Alley/7569/capn.html"> <IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Alley/7569/capnbox.gif" ALT="Promote The Cap'n!">Sign the Online Petition</A></CENTER>

This HTML will make the following link:

Help Cap'n Crunch be promoted to an Admiral!!!!
Promote The Cap'n!Sign the Online Petition

You can also use this HTML:

<CENTER><A HREF="http://more.at/crunch"><IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/alley/7569/capn/capnbannerbig.gif"></A></CENTER>

That gets this link:

Feel free to use both!!

Sign The Petition

Sign The Petition Here

1) What is your full REAL name [example: John Q. Doe]

2) What's your FULL e-mail address? [example: [email protected]]

3) Where did you hear about this petition? [pick one and explain]

Search Engine (Which One?)
Newspaper (Which One?)
T.V. (Which Station?)
Radio (What Station/Where/When?)
From Someone's Webpage (Which One?)
Online Zine (Which One?)
Word Of Mouth (From Who?)
On My Car (Where Was I?)
4) Any Other Comments You Would Like To Be Sent Directly To Quaker Oats On This Matter?

*note - please put your real name and real email address. Quaker Oats will not take us seriously if we joke around with this.

Hear The Petition

Click here to hear a MP3 of this Petition. Very cool!

What's that?? You don't have a MP3 player??? Well now you have NO excuse!
Macintosh users, click here to download SoundApp.
IBM and PC users, click here to download WinAmp.


This petition was recorded by Same Buck and John Andres.

This petition was made by John Andres (Spatula Man) , Eric Dodge (Freaky Freak), and Sam Buck (Bladenorp).

Click here to sign the guestbook.

The Promotion in the News

*** If you would like to do a news story/article on us, CLICK HERE! ***

PLEASE! if you would like to do an article on this, or an interview, PLEASE, email me at [email protected] and we can work something out. We are VERY open to doing articles, but we would like to know of them and get a copy to send to Quaker Oats along with the petitions.


1/1/99 - The Angle, and online zine from Wyoming mentioned us in an article. Click here to read it.

12/18/98 - The Spectator, a student newspaper for West High School in Waterloo, IA. Vol. 78, No. 3; Page 7 in the Holiday Messages section. Click here to read it!

12/12/98 - The Daytona Beach News-Journal. They pretty much reprinted the Washington Post article. Click here to read it!

11/27/98 - KWWL, Channel 7 (NBC) did a story on us on their 6:00 pm newscast. Click here to see it.

11/21/98 - The Augusta Chronicle. They reprinted the Washington Post article. Click here to read it!

11/19/98 - TheWashington Post, they wrote an article on page D5. Click here to read it!

11/18/98 - The Waterloo Courier, in the Chameleon section for teens, we wrote an article. Click here to read it!

4/15/98 - GeoCities World Report Vol. 3, No. 8, under UNIQUE HOMEPAGES, they wrote:
-a homepage that's dedicated to making Cap'n Crunch an Admiral

??/??/98 - Yellow Dog, an online zine. Click here to read it!

Cap'n Related Links

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All Of The Cap'n Crunch Cereal's Nutrition Facts
Cap'n Crunch Nutrition Facts
Peanut Butter Crunch Nutrition Facts
Crunch Berries Nutrition Facts
Cap'n Crunch: God's Gift To Man - An Online Poll
Cap'n Crunch Retention
Cap'n Crunch Toys
Quaker expands Cap'n Crunch into snack aisle
Don't like the Cap'n? Go here. BTW, Cap'n Crunch is NOT a Nazi!
Cap'n Crunch Exposed
Cap'n Crunch Chicken recipie

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people have been here since 10:41 AM Monday, November 23, 1998
more than 1,400 names have signed the petition both via the InterNet and real live before this counter.




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