Thursday, November 19, 1998; Page D05
The Net is a powerful tool for organizing grassroots campaigns on issues ignored by mainstream media. A trio of crusading Iowans has seized upon a glaring human rights violation -- well, maybe not human. But certainly "a grave injustice." John, Eric and Sam believe that "after 35 years Cap'n Crunch should be promoted to admiral." The cereal commander "has dedicated his life to defeating the Soggies, which he has done without fail. He has also protected the crunchberries for the past 33 years. We believe that at the very least, the Quaker Oats Company should promote the Cap'n to an Admiral." Can any sensitive person disagree? "THIS," the trio informs us in all caps, "IS NOT A JOKE." Apparently not. They claim more than 12,000 names on their petition. If one chooses not to get involved, there are also links to the Boo Berry Worship Cult.
-- DAVE NUTTYCOMBE
GETTING THERE: Cap'n Crunch, http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Alley/7569/capn.html
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