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22/06/05
Spaghetti, Bloody Murder and Sensitive Masochism - Twice a Week at Perry Park

On a cool night in early winter a young man lies on his side on the turf near the north-eastern corner of Perry Park's main pitch. He has his left leg drawn up at the knee and placed over his outstretched right leg, his muscular shoulders pressed to the ground as best he can, his face contorted into a grimace.

Kneeling over him, with his weight pressing down hard on the young man's upper leg and left shoulder is an older man who, at this moment, is largely responsible for the grimace and an occasional grunt of pain. "Exhale", the older man says. "That's it. Yeah, it's out again, isn't it?".

A couple more of these stretches are negotiated with much the same painful results. Then the younger man is released and gets up. The older man turns to me and, in his animated manner says "His back's out again. It happens all the time. When I pressed down on him I could hear it all clicking back into place - like snapping dry sticks of spaghetti". As he spoke, he scrunched his large hand into a fist as he imagined the abused strands of pasta that were, coincidentally, at this moment holding the upper half of the younger man's body upright.

The younger man is Antony Hall, the Brisbane Strikers' Premier League goalkeeper, and the older man is Gary Disney-Smith, his goalkeeping coach. Along with David Pattinson, the reserves team 'keeper, they are 'warming up' for a training session amongst themselves while the rest of the team works with head coach Bobby Hamilton and his assistant, Gordon Livingstone.

Hall and Pattinson have already gone through a series of exercises involving stepping sideways, back and forth, between closely-set cones. This is to get their footwork organised. Footwork, explains Disney Smith, is the basis of everything a good goalkeeper does. Small, dancing, sideways steps allow a goalkeeper to position himself at just the right point from which to launch himself, if need be, at a speeding rocket heading towards the top or bottom corner of his goal, and they allow him to do so without taking his eye off either the ball or the kaleidoscopic player movement that might be happening in front of or around him. Watching Hall and Pattinson's feet move, they are reminiscent of tennis players hugging the baseline. The same curiously unnatural grace is evident, as is the capacity it provides to cover precious metres of ground while keeping the upper half of the body and the head steady.

The two goalkeepers have also worked between more generously spaced cones, diving low across the ground to their left and right, tucking one leg under them as they do so to use it like a coiled spring to propel them back to their feet again without the need to use their hands. It is very important, Disney-Smith explains, that both hands are kept free as the exercise is meant to train his 'keepers to dive low to parry a shot and then spring back up again in readiness to make a double save.

"Everything we do here is meant to simulate what happens in a game", Disney-Smith explains as his proteges lie on their backs, linked side-by-side near the ankles. One pulls himself up via his abdominal muscles to throw the ball from behind his head to the other, who catches it on his way down. Up and down they go, in a see-sawing motion, the ball moving rapidly between them. "It's mainly for their abs", says Disney-Smith, "but it's also to get them warmed up".

With each keeper now breathing heavily (particularly Pattinson, who is battling a dose of the 'flu) Disney-Smith moves them over to another set of cones. In the centre of a v-shaped layout are two cones -one about three metres forward of the other. To each side of the back cone are at least two others, fanning out some five metres apart. At the extremity of each "V" is placed a football, while about five metres out from the forward cone Pattinson stands over a bunch of about a dozen footballs. Hall takes up position in the middle of the "V" behind the back, central cone.

Suddenly Disney-Smith calls out "Go, Hally!" and Hall is off, scampering towards the football ten metres out to his left. He throws himself at it, shoulders and outstretched arms hitting the dry turf, sending grass clippings and dust airborne as he grasps the ball in both hands. Then he springs up to sprint back towards the middle cone. A second later Pattinson drops a ball out of his hands and volleys it flat and hard towards Hall, but slightly back in the direction from where Hall has run. Hall does his best to defy the laws of physics and flings himself backwards to get a hand on it, keeping it out of his imaginary goal, and then springs back up to continue his run to the central cone, where he cops another volley from Pattinson but parries it away before darting towards the forward central cone where Pattinson hits him with another. Then a short retreat to the back central cone and a sprint out to the right-hand extremity of the "V" where he dives headlong to grasp the ball placed there. "SSSSSssssss", hisses Disney-Smith loudly, and on it goes again, with the coach sooling his charge along almost like a shepherd would his sheepdog.

It is high intensity work and, after three or four rounds of this, Hall is permitted to stop and suck in a few deep breaths. "A couple more?", Disney-Smith asks, and Hall nods. Off he goes again, completing his repetitions with no less energy than before. Next it is Pattinson's turn, as Disney-Smith confides to me and admits "you have to be a masochist to coach this".

Pattinson is noticeably struggling and can't keep up the same intensity as Hall, needing a longer break as his 'flu-congested airways struggle to pull in enough oxygen. Disney-Smith explains that he has to be sensitive to how his goalkeepers are feeling physically, because if he overworks them and fails to be receptive to problems, he runs the risk of leaving them less than 100% fit, or worse, unable to play on game day. "Then who looks like a d***head?", he asks. "Me, of course". A masochist with sensitivity, then? Probably.

The next exercise is to be performed between the real goalposts at the northern end. This prospect seems slightly disturbing for Pattinson who, as well as having the remnants of the 'flu, has a painful grass burn down the outside of his left arm. He is eyeing the sparse turf on the goal line with trepidation. But again, it is Hall's turn first.

Disney-Smith lines himself up with Hall's right post, and Pattinson with the left post, each with half a dozen balls at his feet. Hall stands on the line in the centre of the goal. Then, at Disney-Smith's command, Pattinson strikes the first ball low and just inside his post. Hall dives to his left, getting his left palm to the ball at full stretch, then bounces up to charge back to the right post, where Disney-Smith has thrown a ball at the top corner of the goal to an area where, in Alan Hunter's vernacular, the spiders live. It seems physically impossible for Hall to get to this. But with a huge, straining grunt he gets airborne and, again at full stretch, his right palm emerges to cut the ball off in full flight and tip it onto the post. Hall finishes up in a bundle on the ground outside the post.

"Great save, Hally!", Disney-Smith enthuses, as Hall launches himself up off the ground, dances back along the goal line and gets down wide to his left to save Pattinson's next post-scraper.

If the previous exercise had seemed frenetic, this one is an eye popper as Hall repeats it until all the footballs are used up. Each time it looks impossible for him to reach Disney-Smith's cruel spider-blaster, Hall's airborne body appears from nowhere to get something, if only a finger tip on it. Watching Hall fly through the air, I get the feeling that this is as close to non-mechanised flight as humans are ever likely to get. Seen in silence, it would be poetry in motion. But there is something about the sound of Hall's straining as he springs off the ground, and the thud as his body hits the earth, that makes thoughts of poetry seem somehow inappropriate. It's bloody murder!

When Hall can do no more, it is Pattinson's turn. To the goal line he goes, and Disney-Smith reverses the order of high and low delivery so that Pattinson does not have to dive low onto his sore left arm, but low onto his right. Pattinson gets down low into the corner to save the first, and springs up to dance effortlessly along the line and intercept the spider-blaster with just the merest of jumps. His footwork is so nimble he doesn't need to dive on this occasion, but it soon becomes obvious that the reserve keeper has a serious mental block against launching himself to his left if his footwork fails to get him close enough. Several of the high balls make it into the top corner, with only a split-second's worth of hesitation by Pattinson doing the damage.

"Young people today...." Hall remarks, turning to me with a grin and a wry shake of the head. "No guts".

Disney-Smith, however, is more sympathetic - mindful again that the reserve team must have an able-bodied and mentally switched-on 'keeper in two days' time. So he goes easy on Pattinson and soon changes the drill.

The coach and reserve keeper next stand behind the goal, with Hall positioned beneath the crossbar. Disney-Smith and Pattinson lob balls just a few inches over the bar, with Hall required to jump high enough to get his hand above the ball and slap it back over. This is presumably designed to build the explosive strength in the calf muscles that is necessary to enable 'keepers to jump "above their height". Once again, despite the rapidity of the repetitions, they make it look easy and the only clue to the effort that is actually required lies in their anguished grunts as they spring off the ground.

They save one of the best drills 'til last. Disney-Smith goes to a softer area of turf and sets up a couple of cones roughly a goal's width apart, and then positions half-a dozen tall cones (about two feet high) in staggered formation in front of them. Pattinson takes up position behind a cluster of footballs about twelve metres away. "They're meant to simulate players", Disney-Smith explains, pointing at the tall cones. "When the shot comes in, it might deflect off them and go in any direction". Hall takes up position on the goal line and Disney-Smith takes me behind the makeshift goal. Pattinson drills the first shot low and hard, and it misses the top of a cone by a mere centimetre or two before ending up in Hall's outstretched gloves as he dives away to his right. "You have to make a decision", says Disney-Smith. "Do you go for it or not? The margins are very fine, but you have to be sure".

Pattinson fires them in for several minutes. The occasional ball bounces off a cone, usually accompanied by an "Oh, you bastard", or something of that nature, by the diving Hall whose nerves and reflexes are getting stretched to somewhere near breaking point. All the same, few balls actually make it past him and the 'keepers both sound like they are having fun.

Disney-Smith and I are only metres behind the goal but, after a while, Disney-Smith turns his back to the action as he chats to me. Out of the corner of my eye I keep a slightly anxious watching brief. Occasionally, a ball looms awfully large in my line of vision and I prepare to take evasive action, only for Hall (and later Pattinson) to arrow through the air and snuff out the danger. Again, it seems effortless and Disney-Smith's nonchalant indifference begins to make sense. He has great confidence in his students.

Soon, Bobby Hamilton calls his goalkeepers over to join in a scratch game with the rest of his squad, and Disney-Smith shrugs his shoulders and looks at me. "Sorry it was a bit low-key tonight", he says. "Usually we've got more 'keepers here and we'd have been able to work them a bit harder, and Bobby doesn't always call for them this early".

The apology is slightly wasted on me. 'Low-key' or not, I'd been impressed enough with the effort the two had put in, and I felt I'd learned a little about what makes goalkeepers tick. On another night, perhaps I'd have learned more, or different, things. But that night, what I'd learned was that if you want to be a top quality goalkeeper you need more than just the natural attribute of quick reactions and quick-twitch muscles for the explosive power without which, of course, you cannot possibly succeed. You also need other, learned qualities. For example, the ability to master the footwork so that it becomes automatic.

But as well as, and perhaps more importantly than, the physical attributes required there is the stuff that happens between the ears. You need to develop the self-discipline to work as hard as you can on your game without the extra motivation provided by having platoons of your team mates working alongside you to share the load. Goalkeeping is, in some respects, a lonely sporting pastime. And it seems you need to develop the ability to impose mind over matter. That is useful for such things as blocking out pain and denying yourself that micro-second of hesitation that can make the difference between a good decision and a bad one, between success and failure for yourself and for your team.

No wonder goalkeepers are renowned for being strong-minded characters!

15/06/05
Solving A Puzzle Each Week: The Brisbane Strikers' Season So Far

With the Brisbane Strikers about to resume their Premier League campaign after having a one week break while Premier Cup fixtures were played, perhaps now is a good time to take stock of what we have seen so far and the prospects that might lie ahead for the team.

With ten rounds of the Premier League to go, the competition seems sufficiently even for the battle to secure top four positions to go right down to the wire. The Strikers are among the teams that are in with a chance, being currently in fifth spot - five points behind the pacesetters, the Palm Beach Sharks. That position could have been better, but the Strikers have slipped from the third position they occupied a fortnight ago courtesy of two disappointing results against teams positioned below them on the table - a quirk that is in danger of becoming a habit this season.

But considering some of the conundrums that have confronted coach Bobby Hamilton and his squad since the moment he walked into the job two weeks before the season kicked off, it is hardly surprising that Hamilton told the BSSA a little over a week ago that he was happy with his team's position on the league table.

It is not an exaggeration to say that Hamilton has been solving a new puzzle almost every week. The team he took into the season had been recruited almost completely without his input and many of the players were still trying to get to know each other, let alone their new coach. Therefore, Hamilton's first task was to sift through the talent and personalities at his disposal and choose his best combinations. As football coaching goes, there's nothing new or overly challenging about that. But it left him significantly behind the eight ball when compared with the task of coaches at, say, Pine Rivers, Palm Beach and Rochedale Rovers - all of whom began the season with settled and well-performed squads whose players knew each other's games well. Incidentally, it's worth taking a look at the league table and seeing where those clubs are right now.....no prizes!

Hamilton opted for a line-up for Round One that featured primarily experienced players recruited from Brisbane City and Brisbane Lions, augmented by others who had 'remained' with the club from the North Star and Brisbane Strikers (NSL and Youth) teams. Hence, the eleven who took the park against the Brisbane Wolves at Wynnum were Antony Hall, Jamie Lowndes, Dimitri Theochari, Adam Webber, Damien Waugh, Stewart Drinkeld, Michael Butters, Nathan Carloss, Brad Stevens, Greg Di Losa and Russell Woodruffe. While pre-season injuries had ruled out Matt Bell and Michael McEvoy, there is little doubt that Hamilton's initial first eleven had the ability to compete with any team in the league. All that was needed was time in the heat of battle, and on the training paddock adjusting to Hamilton's methods, to turn them into a cohesive unit.

So went the theory, and for the first four rounds it looked pretty good. Two wins against underdone opposition (the Wolves and Brisbane City) tuned up the Strikers for higher octane opposition in the form of Rochedale Rovers and Pine Rivers. When the Strikers outlasted Rochedale to win 3-2 in a titanic contest and dominated Pine Rivers in a 1-1 draw, things looked decidedly rosy. The starting eleven seemed relatively stable, giver or take some minor experimentation and fine-tuning, and the shape of the team (based on a 3-5-2 formation) was coming together quite nicely. After four weeks Hamilton could have been excused for thinking things were just too good to be true.

They were, for within a few weeks things had not merely taken a turn for the worse, but were unravelling at a giddying rate. First, a little complacency took hold in the team, which was lethargic in a 1-0 victory over the winless University of Queensland. Midfield lynchpin Lowndes suffered a potentially season-threatening knee injury in that game to put an early dampener on proceedings. The next week, having survived their complacency against UQ, the Strikers reproduced it against lowly Eastern Suburbs and were deservedly beaten. To make matters worse, Waugh - another key midfielder - was red-carded and suspended for three games for an indiscretion late in the game.

To lose Lowndes and Waugh was disquieting, but things really began to go pear-shaped as Hamilton's squad was rapidly decimated by a glut of further injuries (incurred mostly on the training paddock) to Carloss, David Thomas, and Daniel Leach and by the absences of Drinkeld (nuptials), Daniel Dreger and Brad Lacey (released to Taringa Rovers), Woodruffe (released to Central Coast Mariners) and Theochari (in dispute with the club). By the time the crunch fixture against the high-flying Souths United arrived, Strikers supporters were genuinely wondering how on earth Hamilton was going to find eleven fit players of Premier League standard to put on the park.

In the event, Hamilton came up with a three-pronged approach to solving the team's problems. Firstly, he elected to change the formation of the team in an attempt to provide some solidity at the back at a time when the influx of a swathe of new players was likely to produce a loss of cohesion further forward. That, in turn, would mean the team having to do a lot more defending. Under those circumstances, it probably made sense to have four defenders rather than three, so Hamilton changed to a 4-4-2 formation.

Secondly, he performed a few square-pegs-in-round-holes tricks by pressing naturally attacking players (Ross Duncan and Brad Stevens) into defensive roles. And thirdly, he gave opportunities to young players like Michael Zullo, Eli Gilfedder, Carlo Giannangello and Ross Cunneen. Most of these players produced eye-catching performances in a 2-1 loss to Souths. In particular, sixteen-year-old Zullo's storming debut in the centre of midfield left supporters open-mouthed in astonishment, while Giannangello and Eli Gilfedder also produced outstanding efforts in their first starts for the season.

Although much the same group of players fell victim to Peninsula Power the next weekend in the Premier Cup (when Di Losa was also rested because of a groin injury), they performed extremely well to beat the Toowoomba Raiders when the Premier League resumed, and then played out of their skins the following week to beat the previously unbeaten Palm Beach (when Waugh and Drinkeld were both back on deck). The mini-crisis seemed to be over - a false impression that was enhanced when the improving Taringa Rovers were disposed of 3-1 at Perry Park.

But over the next two rounds, with first Di Losa and next Webber unavailable, further shuffling of the pack was required. And a distinct impression emerged that perhaps Hamilton's squad had finally been stretched too thin to cope as the Strikers went down 2-1 to Mitchelton and drew 0-0 with the Wolves. Incidentally, the starting eleven against the Wolves contained only four of the players who faced them in the first round - Hall, Waugh, Butters and Drinkeld.

Hamilton has been concerned since before the season kicked off that his squad is bereft of good quality striking partners for Di Losa, who has found much of his good work going to waste for the want of them. The team's current haul of just nineteen goals is proof enough that Hamilton was right, as it represents only about half of the totals achieved by Palm Beach, Pine Rivers and Rochedale Rovers. It's just as well that the Strikers currently have the second-best defence in the league. If they didn't they would probably be languishing near the foot of the table.

If the Strikers are to be genuine contenders for a top four spot as the season enters its home straight, Hamilton has to fix the "goals for" column somehow, and soon! His options from the stocks that existed within the club a week ago were few, with Barry Browett representing the best hope of finding a capable partner for Di Losa when he regains fitness and sharpness on his comeback from a major knee injury.

But the Browett option was always going to need time to bear fruit. Therefore, it was from outside the squad that perhaps the best option to either form a productive partnership with Di Losa, or to revitalise the team in some other way, might emerge. The club had been talking for some weeks with Malaysian-based Stuart McLaren with high hopes of regaining the services of the man who, by some freak of nature, had become a 'favourite son' of both the Brisbane Strikers and North Star. The Strikers were eager to re-acquire a player who is not only a class above most in the Premier League, but probably its most versatile - with the capacity to play almost anywhere that Hamilton wants him to.

Last week, after McLaren was released from his contract with Sarawak FC, Hamilton got his man. Perhaps - just perhaps - it is alongside Di Losa that Hamilton might see the greatest need to employ McLaren. If not, McLaren's inclusion elsewhere in the side will enable Hamilton to assess other options.

Over the next month or so Hamilton is also expecting to regain the services of Carloss and Lowndes. But it would be foolish to think that the return of these players, along with McLaren, will automatically signal the end of the team's problems. Successfully re-integrating Carloss and Lowndes with the squad could be a tricky business, given that they will need to be nursed along for a while until they regain full fitness and sharpness. Hamilton faces another juggling act in this regard, which will also involve deciding which of his current crop of players, primarily youngsters, will make way for them. If Hamilton's words the day after his team drew with the Wolves are any indication, some of them might not make way at all.

"Unless something drastic happens", he said "with the break I can see us getting players back again, and Greg Di Losa should be fitter and sharper. I'm hopeful of getting Stuart McLaren, and Nathan Carloss should be fit and part of the squad again. Some of the young boys have done extremely well and will still be in the side. But I think that the players coming back will add some new dimensions and imagination and I think you'll see a different level of performance".

That different level of performance, and the re-integration dilemma that will hopefully produce it, will probably occur against the backdrop of testing encounters against Rochedale Rovers and Pine Rivers. It is not difficult to imagine that those games will ask some really hard questions of Hamilton's team and every point gained in them will be hard-earned and extremely important in determining whether the Strikers make their final charge for the top four in a confidence-boosted mindset or with a backs-to-the-wall mentality.

The prospect of those difficult games probably means that Hamilton will be targeting this weekend's fixture against bottom-of-the-table Brisbane City with the sort of barely restrained carnivorous ill-intent that a fox regards a henhouse. While he won't be underestimating a City team that has shown tentative signs of improvement recently, he will see the fixture as one from which his team must take maximum points. If they don't, and they go on to struggle against Rochedale and Pine Rivers, the run home over the last eight fixtures will leave little margin for error.

Watching it all unfold certainly promises to be fascinating.

 

13/06/05
McLaren Back In Yellow And Blue - And Loving It!

After an ill-fated playing stint in Malaysia, Stuart McLaren is ready to don the yellow and blue shirt again - and the good news for Strikers fans is that he feels delighted to be back and harbours a fierce determination to get his hands on some silverware.

McLaren spoke on Sunday night about his feelings upon arriving home and signing again with the Strikers. "It feels fantastic - it's the best feeling I've had for some time and, in a football sense, the best since making the NSL top six and our last game against Adelaide United. I'm really looking forward to playing again, and I'm really hoping I don't get any injuries at training during the week. I'm just looking forward to getting back into an environment where I can enjoy football again".

That reference to the potential pitfalls of training was, for the uninitiated, a spot of black humour from McLaren, who has kept up with the fortunes of the Brisbane Strikers over the internet while he was at Sarawak FC in Malaysia.

"I've been keeping an eye on things, and the Strikers have got a good squad but have been unfortunate with injuries to one or two key players", he said. "But it's quite tight between about the first and seventh teams, and hopefully I can add something that will keep us up there.

"Whatever qualities I've displayed before, hopefully I can bring those back again. I haven't spoken to (coach) Bobby Hamilton yet about where he wants me to play, but I'll just bring my usual game, with 100% commitment. Defensively, the team looks sound with Daniel Leach apparently doing very well, and with Adam Webber outstanding, and Matty Bell. So perhaps further forward will be where I'll be needed, but I'll just wait and see".

Wherever McLaren is used in the team, there is little doubt that the Strikers have re-acquired a player who is fiercely committed to their cause because of his feelings for the two clubs who have joined forces at Perry Park.

"From a personal point of view, there was only one place I wanted to come back to and that was the Brisbane Strikers", he said. "And obviously, having also played in the past for North Star and enjoyed that, it was a nice bonus that the two clubs had joined forces. Although other people (from other Premier League clubs) had expressed an interest, it took me all of about five minutes to sort out my contract".

McLaren said that now he is back in Brisbane and itching to get back into action, he wants to make up for a glaring (and perhaps surprising) void in his career - the lack of any silverware. It seems astounding that a player as accomplished, well-travelled and experienced as McLaren has never really experienced the euphoria of winning a trophy.

"The last medal I got my hands on was when Easts won a semi-pro Division, but even then I only played a handful of games", he said. "But this squad is certainly capable of winning the title, and with ten games to go hopefully we can get the right results, and maybe get two or three wins in a row, and then top spot is not beyond us".

McLaren said that his new contract takes him through to the end of the current Premier League season, and contains a clause that allows him to move to an A-League club if an opportunity comes along. Not that he expects that to happen. McLaren said that, while "you never say never", he does not really want to play football in Australia outside of Brisbane, and he sees no likelihood of the Queensland Roar offering him a contract.

In the longer term, McLaren says "the Strikers want to pursue certain options" and he is happy to stick around and be a part of any plans the club might have over the next four or five years of his playing career. Meanwhile, he says the Strikers have offered him an off-field role in assisting club CEO Steve Wilson with the day-to-day running of the club, and will also back him while he undertakes courses to further his coaching qualifications.

Getting off-field employment matters settled with the club was crucial for McLaren, given that his wife Lorna had fallen pregnant with their first child prior to McLaren leaving for Malaysia. Indeed, the desire to be back in Brisbane with Lorna at this important stage of their married lives was an important consideration in McLaren leaving Malaysia. The other was the unexpected uncertainty of his financial situation with Sarawak, and the loss of enjoyment of his football there.

"I came back (to Brisbane) for a break the weekend of the Easts game, and when I got back again to Malaysia I found that David Mitchell (the Sarawak coach), had been relieved of his duties. The club said it was due to 'financial difficulties'. Then there were delays with our own (players') salary payments, which eventually got paid, and then further delays. This was all quite unsatisfactory, and combined with the knowledge that Lorna was due in October, it seemed the right thing to do to come back now", he said.

"The standard of football there was a little bit below national league standard, but then again we were playing in the second tier. There were some very good players there, but some very average players as well. I was enjoying my football under David Mitchell, and the players were improving, but once he left and they employed a local coach even the local players found things not to their liking and the atmosphere turned really sour.

"When I spoke to the club about leaving half way through the season I said to them 'Look, this is the first time ever in my life I've considered something like this'. But it didn't really matter to them either way (if I left or stayed). If we were capable of finishing high enough to make it into the Malaysian Cup at the end of the season, or we were in danger of being relegated, it might have been different. But we were in no man's land, really".

So with the dust having settled on the short Malaysian chapter of his playing career, with his family situation sorted and his immediate playing future pledged to the club at which he has already earned most of his best football memories, McLaren has peace of mind and can focus on what he still wants to achieve in the game.

And that can only spell trouble for the rest of the clubs in the Premier League.

 

10/06/05
McLaren A Brisbane Striker Again

The Brisbane Strikers' Premier League campaign received a massive shot in the arm today when former skipper and player-coach Stuart McLaren signed for a new stint with the club after returning from playing in Malaysia.

Director of Senior Football, Tony Georkas, told the BSSA today that he had met McLaren over lunch today and the talismanic player, who commands enormous respect within the Brisbane Strikers and North Star clubs for his on-field deeds with both, had put pen to paper with the aim of being ready to play in next weekend's fixture against Brisbane City.

Georkas was understandably delighted when announcing the news to supporters. "He (McLaren) could be the difference between us finishing in the top two or finishing fifth or sixth", Georkas said. "He is the best player in the Premier League. And he is also possibly the best (Australian) player not playing in the A-League - due to 'unforeseen circumstances'.

"He will add everything to us - we can play him anywhere on the field".

Georkas said that McLaren was due to meet with Strikers' coach Bobby Hamilton on Friday afternoon about which position he should play in to add most value to the team.

The BSSA will bring you more news on McLaren's return to the club in the near future.

 

31/05/05
The Opposition: Half A Season Of First Impressions

Regular readers of this BSSA publication will agree that we've written a lot of words in it this season about the Brisbane Strikers. But what of the other teams in the Premier League? With the season at its halfway point perhaps it is time to share a few first impressions formed about the other teams on the days our team played them.

Brisbane Wolves (Wolves 0, Strikers 2) - The Wolves looked underdone and projected as a battling sort of team who lacked creativity and an accomplished finisher. But Anthony Roche did not play that day and neither did Danny Flaskas. With those players on board recently the Wolves have become one of the form sides of the league and might yet sustain a late charge for the top four. Standouts on the day: Adrian Ghidella (gk)

Brisbane City (Strikers 4, City 0) - City were the Strikers' weakest opposition so far this season, offering very little in possession while absolutely negligent at the back. The Strikers were 3-0 in front at half time and were guilty of coasting thereafter. On the sort of form they showed at Perry Park, it was easy to see City contesting the wooden spoon. Sad to see a once-proud club struggling so badly. Standouts: Nick Serra

Rochedale Rovers (Rochedale Rovers 2, Strikers 3) - On the evidence we saw, Rochedale must be termed "The Entertainers" of the league. Inventive, intuitive, aggressive and a little unpredictable going forward, their ability to score goals is not in doubt. Alex Panic was a revelation and apparently Cole Stojakovic, who has come into their team since, is from the same mould. But there were some question marks over their defending as they were caught out three times under the high ball from set-pieces. Finally, we must ask a question: When they have a team that regularly plays such entertaining football, how do the Rovers supporters stay so quiet? Standouts: Alex Panic, Greg Thomas, Kieran Galloway

Pine Rivers (Strikers 1, Pine Rivers 1) - Rivers were a tight, combative unit boasting two very useful strikers in Josh Rose and Tim Smits. Smits is a tricky little customer and former Brisbane Striker Rose moved with the speed of light. When you've got two forwards as troublesome of these, the temptation is to get the ball to them as soon as possible, let 'em rip and back them up from behind. That's what the Rovers did and, while it was a little predictable, it was also effective. Standouts: Rose, Smits, Aaron Thiesfield

University of Queensland (UQ 0, Strikers 1) - The amateur Uni lads belied their pointless status by giving the Strikers a hard run for their money. Uni were an awkward team to play at home, with their swarming style on a smallish pitch. Although deficient in finishing finesse, they showed enough heart to suggest they might avoid the drop if they could find a quality striker. Standouts: Andy Oar

Eastern Suburbs (Strikers 0, Eastern Suburbs 1) - Easts went into the game with poor form but lots of attitude and triumphed over a Strikers outfit that went in with good form but minimal attitude. Easts didn't play pretty or dominating football, but they refused to play second fiddle and eventually Paul Brownlie bobbed up to head a goal that inflicted the home side's first defeat. Brownlie and fellow forward Michael Brockwell are good in the air and have good skills for big men, but were assisted by naive marking. If Easts could bottle the attitude and uncork it each week, they'd be a real problem. Standouts: Joachim Klein, Michael Brockwell.

Souths United (Souths 2, Strikers 1) - Souths played skillful, free-flowing football with an emphasis on stretching the Strikers wide across the park before penetrating through the middle. A very attractive style to watch, losing little in comparison with Rochedale. Experienced central midfielder Craig Collins was pivotal to their performance and they have notably struggled to maintain momentum recently when he has been injured. Our best 'away game experience' so far, with a sizeable and appreciative home crowd who seemed to welcome the antics of the away team's supporters. Standouts: Collins, Cody Lovell, David Parra

Toowoomba (Strikers 2, Toowoomba 1) - The Raiders were a pleasant surprise. They were up for a contest and showed they could play some good football. In Michael Giallourakis they have a striker with pace and a hunger for goals and although the Strikers got out to a two-goal lead, they didn't have it easy at any stage - particularly over the final twenty minutes when the Raiders came at us like Pit Bull Terriers in search of an equaliser. No team should find them easy pickings. Standouts: Giallourakis, Liam Riedy

Palm Beach (Palm Beach 0, Strikers 1) - Unbeaten prior to this match, Palm Beach looked a solid unit without ever taking their football to the levels of ingenuity we saw from Rochedale and Souths. Perhaps they had an off night. What they did show us in a bruising encounter was a very tight defence that yielded very few genuine opportunities, and a willingness to trade blow-for-blow in the physical aspects of the game. Not an inviting prospect to play, but not to be unduly feared either. Standouts: Brad Ditton, Daniel Fung

Taringa Rovers (Strikers 3, Taringa 1) - Produced some good spells but also seemed to switch off sometimes, as young sides are inclined to do. Another team with a useful forward pairing in Andrew Imrie and Reza Aysen, but they lacked the depth in midfield to keep them well supplied. Had trouble lifting themselves late in the match when the Strikers shifted up a gear, and they were caught out ball-watching. Standouts: Aysen, Willie Tumusiime, Brad Lacey

Mitchelton (Strikers 1, Mitchelton 2) - Mitchelton took the points but were not particularly impressive in doing so, as the Strikers self-destructed through poor finishing and one or two moments of clumsy defending. Mitchelton showed competence without much sparkle when going forward, but were porous at the back. But having also beaten the Strikers in the pre-season Silver Boot tournament, Mitchelton can perhaps lay claim to being our 'bogey team', so it's not encouraging that we must play them last. Standouts: Michael Christiansen, Andrew Balzat, Josh Condon

 

11/05/05
S.H. Panda: The Strikers' Next Big Thing?

While the form of the Brisbane Strikers in the Premier League has peaked and troughed over recent weeks the most influential figure in a Strikers jersey has been neither Greg Di Losa, nor Adam Webber, nor Antony Hall. Nor has it been coach Bobby Hamilton.

No, it has been the squat, furry brown figure most often seen slumped languidly (some might say drunkenly) over the touchside fence at the southern end of the Bill Waddell stand when the Strikers play at home, or perched wherever he can find a decent vantage point when they play away. That figure goes by the name of S.H. Panda.

We're not kidding. To get an idea of the influence of S.H. Panda on recent Brisbane Strikers results, just consider the following: He attended the first four Premier League fixtures this year, in which the Strikers were unbeaten, winning three and drawing one. Things were looking swell, and pretty much trouble free. Then he missed the next Premier League fixture (against the University of Queensland), in which the Strikers squeaked an ugly 1-0 win against a team that is still pointless this season. Okay, you say, they still won - but then he missed the next three matches - a 1-0 loss to Eastern Suburbs, a 2-1 loss to Souths United and the truly depressing 3-2 Premier Cup loss to Peninsula Power. In his absence, the Brisbane Strikers' wheels fell off under a welter of injuries and suspensions.

Then, last week, he made his return to Perry Park and the Strikers stopped the rot with a 2-1 win over Toowoomba. Coincidence, you say? How could such a vacant-looking individual with apparently nothing more than foam between his ears be exercising any influence on his team's fortunes?

We went looking for the answers, and found that most people connected with the Panda were very reluctant to talk about him. But after they were plied with sufficient quantities of alcohol, his closest human companions Brad and Vicki (not their real names), loosened up sufficiently to share a few observations.

"For God's sake, don't refer to us as his 'handlers'", said Brad. "He likes to think of himself as his own Panda, and he'd really get crappy about that. We're just his transportation".

Okay, but what's the secret behind his influence over his favourite team's fortunes?

"Buggered if we know, really", said Brad. "All we do is take him to Strikers games, prop him on the fence and just sort of turn him loose. He just sits there, lolling about and doing his impression of Pope John Paul II - last year's version at any rate - and somehow he manages to make a bloody nuisance of himself. Weird stuff just happens around him. One thing we do know - you can't be fooled by the bad posture and vacant expression - he's a piece of work, the Panda!

"Just take a look at last week's game against Toowoomba and think about what happened down the southern end, where we usually sit him. Five minutes in, the linesman misses an offside call on the Toowoomba number 10, their striker, and he gets in a shot on goal. Luckily, Hally saved it but we could tell the Panda wasn't happy with the whole situation. I mean, he'd waited three weeks to get to a game to follow his team and within minutes he's dealing with dud calls! Result? Toowoomba's number 10 goes missing in action for forty minutes and the linesman spends the rest of the half waving his flag about for offsides on the Toowoomba players like he's got A.D.D or something.

"Then, next half Butters and Di Losa stick it up the Toowoomba team repeatedly down the right touchline - right in front of the Panda - and eventually Di Losa goes motoring down the touchline and creates that brilliant goal for Gilfedder. The Panda enjoyed himself with that one!

And he was absolutely stoked with Greg! A few minutes later, Di Losa is back down there in front of the Panda, and he does this incredible, dancing, step-over-the-ball routine. Bloody dazzling footwork! He looks for all the world like Christiano Ronaldo on Red Bull. He was absolutely possessed. Everyone's totally gobsmacked. The Toowoomba defenders didn't have a clue what was going on, and the fans behind the Panda were going delirious. Hell, not even Greg seemed to have a clue what was going on. But not the Panda. He's just sitting there motionless, slumped over the fence, calm as you like. Taking it all in, thinking and scheming....always thinking and scheming".

"I know, I know", Vicki chimed in. "You're saying to yourself 'what a load of old tosh'. But look what happened a bit later. Michael Butters charges in for a tackle on the Toowoomba right back, right near the touchline in front of us. The ball gets thumped into the fence and almost knocks the Panda off his perch. He had his head jerked back upright by that one - not a position he assumes too often. Butters looks up, but just ignores him and gets on with things. Totally professional, like, but a bit naive. The Panda was really pissed about that - he was so angry we could just about see the stink lines radiating from him, just like they draw in cartoons, you know?

We could tell that Brad and Vicki were loosening right up, now. Brad continued. "Anyway, a minute or so later, Butters wins a corner and steps up to take it - right beside the Panda. And Butters kicks the flagpole! I'm serious, man - he kicks the bloody corner flag before the ball, and makes a complete bloody hash of it! (we know, we saw it too). How often do you see that?

"So then he runs about for five minutes, probably feeling like a goose on the loose, before he chases a ball into the box at the southern end and falls over, grabbing his calf. A few minutes later, he's subbed. Look, I hope he's okay, because it was a high price to pay, but you can't 'diss' the Panda.

"Some players, over the years, have cottoned on to that. We've seen some of Sydney United's players doing that Catholic 'sign-of-the-crucifix' thing on their chests with their fingers when they've seen him beside the touchline. They knew....come to think of it, maybe they thought he actually WAS the Pope, because they weren't too bright, some of them. It didn't do them much good, though - the Panda couldn't stand Sydney United.

"But back to Butters....we've spoken to S.H. about that what happened to him. We've told S.H. it's just not on when it's one of your players."

Speaking of "S.H.", what is it with those initials. What do they stand for? There was an awkward silence before Vicki answered.

"Look, some things are better left unsaid. But let's just say the Panda has a past. We got him from the Haitian family next door, who left him with us when they got deported for overstaying their holiday visa - by about ten years! We used to hear a few things from them about the sort of things he got up to, but we thought we'd fixed those problems when we gave him the snip. He's pretty good most of the time but....well....he still gets a bit amorous every now and then. For instance, he went a bit under the top about a month ago and I slapped him with a three match suspension. 'No' has to mean 'no', after all".

Another awkward silence, before Brad continued. "Yeah, of course. But look what it did to the Strikers' results. I think it'd be better if we put him on medication".

So much for the alcohol-fuelled opinions of Brad and Vicki. We thought we'd try to get some corroboration from someone less closely associated with the subject. Again, we found it hard to find anyone willing to talk. Eventually, though, we tracked down a referee's assistant who agreed to speak to us on the condition that his name be withheld - and you'll soon see why.

Our match official confirmed that the Panda is no flash in the pan. Rather, if our match official is to be believed, S.H. has been hard at his sinister work for several seasons. This particular gentleman was a referee's assistant one afternoon during the last ever NSL season when he had the misfortune to run the line adjacent to the Waddell stand in a Strikers game.

"The Strikers were attacking the goal at the southern end", he recalls, "and at one point I raised my flag to signal Royce Brownlie offside. The home crowd, as they do, expressed their disagreement in strong terms, and as usual I blanked them out and prepared to get on with it. But then I could sense this sort of putrid presence behind me - right behind my back. Worrying that someone might have jumped the fence, I turned around for a moment and saw only this bear - he used to sit more upright in those days - just staring at me with those cold, black, empty eyes. It was the thousand-yard stare - it sort of looked right through you.

"I felt unnerved, even though I told myself it was silly. Then someone behind me yelled out a bit of stick, personal stuff, and I did something stupid. With my back turned to the crowd while I focussed on play, I put my hand behind my back and raised my middle finger. Right in front of the Panda! Next thing I knew, I couldn't raise my arm to flag for offside without getting horrible pins and needles. I just couldn't do it! The Strikers went on to score two goals from offside positions and I couldn't do a bloody thing. I just could not get it up! I was so embarrassed. That had never happened to me before, and then it happens twice in one night.

"I tried to get the ref's attention by waving my left hand at him, but he was having problems of his own. He'd just yellow-carded Warren Moon down that southern end, and he'd spent the next five minutes periodically trying to swipe his yellow card down his butt crack...outside his shorts, thankfully...while trying to keep up with play. Players were falling off tackles in hysterics, and one of them even offered to give him a hand. And I could hear comments in the crowd behind me as they caught on....disparaging stuff like "sick bastard" and "you'd think he could wait 'til he gets to the dressing room", and things like that. Needless to say, like most refs he couldn't see the funny side of things later on.

"I thought about it later, and I felt sure it was that bloody Panda. There's something about him. These days I tread very warily down that southern end".

Never doubt the word of a man in black. And watch out for S.H. Panda - coming to a football ground near you!

 

03/05/05  -  Media Release
Woodruffe Signs with Mariners

Lawrie McKinna has only one spot left in the Central Coast Mariners inaugural Hyundai A-League playing roster, after naming 19-year-old striker Russell Woodruffe as the clubs nineteenth signing.

Woodruffe joins defender Nigel Boogaard and goalkeeper Danny Vukovic to complete the Mariners under-20 contingent, and will be eligible to make his debut for the club in Saturday’s Club World Championship qualifier against the Newcastle United Jets.

“I’m honoured and delighted to have earned the chance to play in the Hyundai A-League,” said Woodruffe.

“The set up here at the Mariners is fantastic and I can’t wait to get amongst it on May 7.”

Prior to arriving at Central Coast Stadium, Woodruffe had enjoyed stints in Australia with the Northern Spirit and Brisbane Strikers youth sides, before heading abroad to join English League 2 side Bury.



In nine months at the Manchester-based outfit, Woodruffe featured heavily in the Shakers’ reserves goal scorers charts, before returning to Australian shores to rejoin the Strikers at the commencement of the Brisbane Premier League, where he has netted twice in three starts this season.*

In three trials with the Central Coast Mariners, Woodruffe scored four times, including a hat trick against Central Coast Premier League champions Wyoming.

“He’s a good, young, exciting striker with a good nose for goal,” said Mariners coach Lawrie McKinna.

“We look forward to him settling in and putting pressure on the other strikers in our squad.”

RUSSELL WOODRUFFE FACT FILE

Date of Birth: 8 November 1985
Position: Striker
Club History: Queensland Academy of Sport, Northern Spirit, Brisbane Strikers, Bury (England)
Representative History: Queensland Under 13’s, 14’s, 15’s, 16’s

* Note  -  Russell has made six starts this season

 

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