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Last updated:
08/10/2001 09:51 PM
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A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the
most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter
where she told the check out girl. "Nothing but the best for my
little kitten. "The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we
cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people
buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the
cat food for your cat." The little old lady went home, picked up her cat
and brought it back to the store.
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They sold her the cat food.
The next day, the old lady went
to the store and bought 12 of the most expensive dog cookies-one for each
day of Christmas. The cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a
dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food. Frustrated she went
home, came back and brought in her dog.
One
Doggie
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She was then
given the dog cookies. The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.
The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The
cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." The little
old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would bite her.
So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and told the little
old lady, "That smells like crap." The little old lady grinned from
ear to ear, "Now, my dear, can I please buy three rolls of toilet
paper?"
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Moral of the story : Never fool around with little old ladies
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