| Wilson is strange character in SGF's vault. He has appeared in The Island II and Attack of the Clowns: Episode 1. Wilson was born on the planet of Hung-Shu-Dy, a place where lots of Chinese-looking people live. But Wilson wasn't Chinese, like his parents. He was just a fat guy, not resembling a chinese guy in the least bit. This cannot be explained. All we can tell you is that when he turned 25, he decided to move to another planet, where he'd fit in. He ended up on the planet Hoth, living with Snow Wampas, and always won their annual "squeeze through the cave hole before your opponents do" contest. One day he saw that the Empire was taking over a base there. He thought they were cool, but he stole a Star Destroyer and flew off to another planet. This one was called Coruscant. He became an assassin. But he had no one to kill. He sat in his Star Destroyer on the emptiest area of Coruscant, lonely and bored to death. Until one day... Darth Vader came to the planet and grabbed him by the neck and started strangling him. Wilson asked him to stop, and Vader strangely did. He said that Wilson could keep the ship, as long as he did Vader a favor. Wilson agreed. He set off to the Dinosaur Hunter's home planet, and joined up with him, saying he was going to go with him on his adventure to The Island. Ugine agreed. The Dinosaur Hunter and his new crew went to the Island to complete Hammond's request to rebuild his park there. The Dinosaur Hunter had no idea that Wilson had been hired to assassinate him, until Wilson kept spilling out information to the Dinosaur Hunter. (He wasn't the smartest cookie.) He eventually quit his job, but continued to follow the Dinosaur Hunter on his quest, which has most recently ended up at an Imperial outpost on Fest. They were then rescued by the Rebels, and their newly formed alliance against the clown, and are currently aiding the Alliance in its quest to rid the Evil Clown of its power. |
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