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Nobody knows how The Mean Old Lady got so old or so mean. It just happened. She lived in a floating house on an ocean of Alderaan. One day she decided that she didn't like water. To solve this she decided to pull the ocean's plug. She hopped in her boat and started out for the center of the ocean. On her way she passed Our Hero sailing in his boat. She called him evil for reasons unknown to man, and then she pressed on. After several more seconds of travel she found the plug, and pulled it. The entire ocean drained, leaving her boat grounded. She was too lazy to return to her house, so she passed the rest of her days by throwing rocks at birds. |
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