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Our Hero was a very unfortunate soul. He was given a bad luck charm for his 13th birthday on Friday the 13th. From that day on he had several terrible strokes of bad luck. He crashed his father's speeder. He got stepped on by a bantha. He accidently burned his house down . . . twice. One day he decided to get away from all of the bad luck, so he went to a beach on Alderaan. He was boating in the ocean when, from out of nowhere, The Mean Old Lady zoomed by on her own boat. She called him evil, and then she went and pulled the ocean's plug. The ocean quickly drained and Our Hero was stranded on an uncharted island. He tried to build a sandhouse with a voice-activated shovel he found by chance, but the sandhouse collapsed. He climbed into a tree and signaled down a passing plane. As the plane saw him and started to land, Our Hero fell out of the tree. He got onto the plane and it took off. It got caught in a thunderstorm and it crashed. Our Hero was stranded again for the second time in the past ten hours. He found a nice, solid spot and built a casstle there, where he lived for hundreds of years. At some point in his life he met Wilson the Volleyball, and they became friends. At the peak of their friendship a turret fell off of Our Hero's castle and popped Wilson. Our Hero cried, and then he went back to living for a few more hundreds of years. He passed the time by counting the grains of sand on the uncharted island's beaches. Of course, he always lost count when he got to the last grain and he had to start over. Our Hero lived to the ripe old age of 1030 years old when he died. Even in death he had a stroke of bad luck, as his very hairy lifeless body moved. |
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