Remo is only a slightly important character to SGF, but to Indiana Critic and Marcus Critic he is a hero. He has appeared only in The Pimple of Doom, but played an important role. He died in a tragical scene towards the end of the movie. (That's because he wasn't cooperating and didn't want to help with the movie anymore.)
Remo was born into an Indian tribe on the planet Dantooine, and grew up learning the demented ways of the Indians. He hoped to someday be a wise elder. He was very skilled in the ways of the bow and arrow, and became quite the sharpshooter. He was also hyperactive and to keep from going crazy, he had to burn energy by continually jumping up and down and shouting. Not long after he was considered to be a man in the tribe, the two most unlikely people were brought into the tribe's camp. Indiana Critic and Marcus. Remo became friends with Marcus first, since he's the first one he saw. Later, he met them at the Pimple Temple. He asked what took them so long and then he heard the Pimple Dude coming. They all hid. Remo's hiding place was the most obvious, and the Pimple Dude found him. He sprung out, distracting the Pimple Man, and gave Indy and Marcus the time to escape. Sadly, he was killed by one of his own arrows, thrust into him by the Pimple Man, who was slightly injured. His final words were, "Fly, you Fools-". Indy & Marcus were sad, but they got over it. And so did we. But every time we see that dramatic scene where poor Remo dies defending his friends, we think to oursleves- Hmmm...that's funnier than it is sad. Hahahahahahahahahaaa. |