Use Zylong every day for an invigorating hair and body wash. It's specially formulated to replenish your hairs natural lards and salt. You'll find it's fresh new formula will remove that unwanted layer of outer skin, replacing it with a dry and dusty shell.
WARNING: May cause blindness, blistering, and loss of limb. Always read the label. Not for use on cats, dogs, goldfish or any other hairy animal or you will anger the Gods.
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