Engineering College : Place where you're punished for
getting good HSC marks.
Babe : Girls studying in other colleges...for mech
guys, anything female.
Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get
some payback...
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...
Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the
canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the
senior to the canteen.
Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors
come nearby.
(No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures ! : Waste of time.. physical presence is a
must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignments
& general everything
Tutions : What you take when you don't waste enough
time....
Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.
Lecturer : Unusual variant of previous individual who
comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you
check me our journal." "You out get from class." "Are
you Understand?" "Both of you two come here", "Draw a
square of any shape")
Practicals/Lab Work : 60 to 120 minutes in which you
watch the girls do your experiment, and usually
destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are
no girls in your group (simply look blankly at each
other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the
readings. from the girls of course...or from guyz who
get it from gals).

[B]. The Truth about exams....

Exams : A 3 hour long exercise to find out how fast
you can write.
Timin! g : when ur non engineering GF/BF is free to
enjoy while u slog with submissions & exams
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes
and you flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you
attempted worth in the exam...
Arrear (Supplementary) : Makes you suicidal at
first...but later becomes a way of life...
Year Drop : Makes dad homicidal.
Re-valuation: A cruel joke. (results of which come
after you give the arrear exam).

[C]. An engineering student's 10 engg commandments of
Life

1. Thou shalt study only during the study leave.
2. Thou shalt treat all marks above 35 as bonus.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy assignments
journals/lab records only on the morning of
submission, and only by copying.
4. Thou shalt spent as much money as possible and then
borrow from girls
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in
the canteen, theaters,clubs,pubs,discos etc etc but
not necessarily in class
6. Thou shalt! pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being
present.
9. If thou can't convince them, confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a
four-lettered word.

Guys:Thou shalt treat and look upon all girls (esp.
freshers) as your private property, and propose to as
much freshers as you can.
Girls: Thou shalt write all assignments and lab works
promptly and timely so that guys can copy them from
you.

[D]. The Years of Engineering

F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering