Why action? Let me put it to you this way-People are fun to watch when they get blown up. Movies In The Attic is probably the most comprehensive guide to actionflicks you could ask, I have seen almost everything from movies that hit theaters to the "classics" that frequent your rental shelves. My motto is that I'll watch anything. So if there is a particular title you think I should've watched, don't be affraid to speak up. From Kickboxer 3 to Pitch Black...it's all covered. Kung fu classics to big dumb shootemups so dig in. The first thing you should know is that I grade movies on entertainment level not quality or all that horse manure, it's all about if it entertained me or not. . Well here's the straight poop. ****-Classic, gets better everytime you watch it. ***1/2-Very good, a superior movie that works extremely well. ***-Enjoyable-This is a movie that basicly delivers what it promises, sure it's flawed but I wasn't bored. **1/2-Okay- Definitely too flawed to enjoy due to stupidity or a bad script etc, has the ingrediants to work but somehow never comes together. **-Mediocre, This is where we start treading dangerous waters, a movie that has some merit but is pretty rough going. *1/2-Poor, A lame movie which inspires supreme diappointment. *-Awful, An atrocious movie on all levels, bad filmmaking, lame acting and just plain dull. A real clunker.. 1/2*- Disasterous, a complete flop in all regards. Waste of time. 0-An Embarrassment, these clunkers are so bad they leave a foul aftertaste. Extremely poorly made and so excruciatingly dull it hurts. (The Guttenberg) Hilarious, sure the movie stinks to high heaven but it's hard to find good laughs. Named after craptastic actor Steve Guttenberg, (Since I enjoyed Police Academy 1-4 It's only fitting) All text written copyright Ryan Kenner, 2000-08. All images are from various sites, if I have offended you please let me know and I will remove it. |
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