Questions no answers

• Can you cry under water?


• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


• If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?


• Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?


• Why do you have to "put your two cents in"..but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


• Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


• What did cured ham actually have?


• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


• If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?


• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


• How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?


• Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.


• If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? and finally...