| I'm not going to mirror everything here, as that's already done. What I am going to do is try to organize some of it a bit better, and put things from different editions together. It'll make sense as you look through, I promise (hope?). One note: I'm also linking everything out that has an actual page on the site, even if it's blank. You can always come here and click through them to make sure they're still blank. What this means is all those side articles from "More Headlines" and "More News in Brief" and such will not be linked to "authenticate" but the actual pages, usually blank. I'm still missing the Council Accounts Questioned page - was this ever found? |
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| Dev in Northside Supported, Poll Finds A Sentinel-conducted poll has found that supporters of the City Council plan to develop the Northside Preserve outnumber opponents by a 6% margin. Tokei Receives Permit Artist Randal Tokei has received approval on a permit from the Office of the Council for his public performance piece in Azad Park later this summer. The new work is entitled "Construction and Destruction." Secret Kiteway Plans Leaked to Sentinel The Sentinel has received documents indicating that Sente Kiteway's highly secret plan to retrieve the stolen Receda Cube from Earth may soon come to fruition. The documents, leaked by an anonymous source within the Academy, discuss a plan for Kiteway to address some form of communication to a large audience of Earth inhabitants on Friday, April 22, at 3:00pm in "the London time district." Earthworks Store Opens on Dalia Way Earthworks, a new Earth-themed retail store offering high-quality replicas of Earthly merchandise, opened this weekend on Dalia Way. Economy Up After Vernal Equinox A report issued today by the Office of the Council indicates that the economy gained modest improvements last month, spurred in large part by new construction starts. Crispy Heaven Reopens Twenty-three Crispy Heaven locations reopened today after being shut down three weeks ago for health violations. Defence Budget Debated The City Council engaged in a vigorous debate today over future funding of defence operations and infrastructure. The current budget is PCL 40 billion. Five Arrested During Northside Protest Five protesters, including Academy Senior Fellow Estelle Sedgewick, were arrested for inciting public unrest during a massive protest of the Northside Preserve development plan. |
| Cahill Honoured Ryan Cahill, champion of last year's Academy Games, was honoured today at a special ceremony held by the City Council for his exceptional community service. Pedestrian Killed by Vehicle An unidentified man was killed last night in an accident involving a driverless vehicle. Police say that the man was crossing Wave Length near Transverse Road when he was struck by a southbound automobile. Recon Eight Released from Police Custody Eight members of a breakaway Cubist cult have been released from police custody today after an extensive investigation turned up no evidence of wrongdoing RFD Back to Studio Perplex City's top-selling band, Roll for Damage, is back in the studio recording a follow-up to their critically acclaimed album Random Encounter. Sources close to the band say that the new sound they are producing has a much darker, almost nihilistic feeling. Kiteway's Role Revisited A short time ago, the Sentinel ran an editorial calling on Sente Kiteway to step down as Master of the Academy and admit defeat in the face of his failure to recover the Receda Cube, stolen early last year. Since that time, we have been inundated with support for Sente and his enigmatic Cube retrieval program, and so have chosen to revisit the issue. Corolla Jurist Under Misconduct Suspicion An unidentified jurist serving for the Michael Corolla murder trial may have compromised the proceedings, sources say. An anonymous informant said that one of the jurors has been under suspicion for some weeks now, and a cautionary audit has revealed suspicious financial transactions. PCBC Exec to Retire PCBC CEO Jonathan Smart plans to step down later this year, according to a press statement released by the bank late on Friday. |
| Djinn Jr. Reported Security experts at KeySurety Inc. have reported finding several keys around the city infected with a worm tentatively dubbed "Son of Djinn." So far, the infection has been contained, and none of the keys are still in use now. Academy Plans Unravel Anonymous sources reported to the Sentinel that Sente Kiteway's Cube Retreival effort is being delayed further weeks. Crime Lower in East Old Town Petty crime in the East Old Town district has dropped nearly 15% from last year, according to a report released by the Office of the Council today. Kiteway Unfit for Office Sente Kiteway should be removed from his post as Master of the Academy immediately. The fact is that a valuable artifact, the Receda Cube, was stolen from under Sente's nose last year, and thus far no visible moves toward recovery have taken place. It is high time for this man to be called to account for his lack of action. Crispy Heaven Closed Twenty-three Crispy Heaven locations have been shut down after City inspectors claim to have found serious health and safety violations at a central food preparation plant. Centrifuge Buys KSI Centrifuge, Inc. has announced a buyout of its high-end competitor, KeySurety Inc., for PCL2.3 billion in cash and stock. PCAG Ejects Nuru Long -time sportsman Jackson Nuru has been ejected from the preliminary round of the City Council Classic. City Opens Northside Camryn Scott, Leader of the City Council, announced at a press conference today that the Northside Nature Preserve has been approved for sale to real estate developers. |
| Sculpture Park Planned The City is soliciting entries for display at this year's outdoor sculpture exhibit in Polygon Park, expected to open in late May. Past works include Theobold Ontaiga's Enigmatist, sold to a private collector after last year's show for PCL1.8m. Gladstone Mayor Under Fire Gladstone residents, furious over a brewing ethics scandal, are calling on Gladstone Mayor Ormand Durante to step down. The mayor is under fire from public interest groups who claim he secretly allowed major manufacturers in the area to dump harmful quantities of some toxic waste products. Joya to Wed Popular vocalist Joya has announced plans to marry her producer, Horace Shockley, in a private ceremony late this summer. The announcement comes as a surprise to fans after the news only last month that Joya had broken up with longtime flame and fellow singer Alejo Jackson, frontman for the band Roll for Damage. Subdivision Provides Suboptimal Dining When Subdivision opened in the Old Town last year with its trendy fractal-inspired decor and menu, it instantly became a hit among the post-grad Academy crowd. But given the banality of dishes like its "Avogadro's Salad" and "Newton's Apple Tart," the hype seems more like hysteric posturing than substance. Two stars. |
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| Jewel Thieves Thwarted A trio of burglars were caught red-handed last night leaving an upscale jewel shop in the Mobius Strip district with nearly PCL27 million in goods. Lois Atkin, the proprietor of Atkin Jewelers, said that her alarm went off at 3:20am and automatically contacted the police, who had arrived and nabbed the alleged culprits before she got there. Geologists Plan Survey Geologists at Peplex City University are designing a low-cost submersible probe to deploy in Alchemy Bay to create a highly detailed digital map of the sea bed. "Maybe we'll find a few of those old silver Leks in a ship down there, " joked team leader Lucas Sevig. Petel Continues Streak Gabriella Petel continued her surprise winning streak this week, defeating rival Janice Termigant despite a shaky start. Petel has captured public sentiment with her string of upsets, giving proof to the PCAG tenet that anyone can win on a level playing field. Arson Suspected in Deadly Fire Police investigators say that arson may be to blame in the Portside Docks fire nearly three weeks ago that left three dead. The fire claimed the lives of three early-morning workers at a fuel depot and destroyed the site itself before fire-fighters could suppress the blaze. Judge Suspends Proceedings Justice Alice Zeller has indefinitely suspended jury deliberations in the Michael Corolla murder trial while holding hearings over alleged juror misconduct. The jurors have been temporarily sequestered from the public and from each other while the court investigates accusations that an unidentified juror was taking bribes to report on the jury's findings and try to influence its decision. Late Snowfall Expected The City is battening down the proverbial hatches in preparation for a significant accumulation of snow expected overnight. Meteorologists agree snowfall this late in the year is rare; no similar snowfall for March has been recorded since 188 AC. Geltman Dies at 91 Prominent author and sociologist Raymund Geltman, known for such ground-breaking works as Age and Identity and Social Contract: Appendix B has passed away in his home at the age of 91. He suffered from complications after a standard heart-reconstruction procedure. Corolla Trial Adjourns The jury in the high-profile Michael Corolla murder trial adjourned today after three weeks of testimony. Legal experts folowing the case suggest that a verdict could come back as early as next Monday. Tokei Seeks Performance Permit Artist Randal Tokei, winner of last year's Academy Founder's Prize for Art, is seeking a permit for a public performance of his new work, "Construction and Destruction," in Azad Park. The performance piece "examines the ways in which the loss of the Cube has blinded us ot the presence of the Cube all around us," according to his application. |