Swamp Thing
Originally Reviewed on October 10th 2007
I continue to push the envelope of what constitutes a super hero but after viewing one ok movie after another, I was in desperate need for something good. And Swamp Thing is indeed, good. Well good if you're an old guy like me and liked watching those old creature features as a kid.
In the DC universe, Swamp Thing has done battle with Batman and hobnobbed with the JLA. But at its heart the title, created by Len Wein and stellar artist Bernie Wrightson, is steeped in the horror genre. Later, Alan Moore brought in the supernatural angle, separated the creature from his human host and made him an elemental.
Wes Craven wrote and directed the movie version, which sticks close to the original concept - Scientist is killed for a formula he is working on. That same formula revives said scientist into a new superhuman form. Revenge is had, blah, blah. I hate doing story synopsis. So lets cut to the chase.
Craven has never had enough talent to play with the big boys as Sam Raimi did. He's a hack, but I don't mean that in a bad way. He's a hack the same way William Castle was a hack. They might not have been Hollywood giants, but few could make that B movie magic as well. Steeped in bygone Saturday matinee glory, Swamp Thing calls to mind such delights as the "Alligator People". What with that ill-fitting costume, boggy based chases and a stroke of tragedy and romance.
While the plot is thin and the film is padded out with numerous, -bad guys chase girl/creature saves girl- sequences that get tedious. There's some warmth, humanity, cheesy monster vs. man vs. monster action and lots of genuinely funny moments.
The acting is pretty solid (Though the actress playing Linda Holland, changed here from wife to sister, provides the required, awkward bad performance. Just to keep the B-movie Gods appeased). A young Ray Wise, years before his skull grew freakishly enormous, plays the future swamp creature, Alec Holland. Adrienne Barbeau, who usually comes off very short tempered and grumpy in her performances, still is very good as Abigail 'er, I mean Alice Cable. She plays her scenes with Swamp straight and without a hint of camp, which brings a tender Beauty and the Beast vibe to the film.
Louis Jourdan, who I never felt was a great actor (despite his long career) because there was always something off about most of his performances. Yet that "off-ness" serves him well as the evil, egotistical Arcane, There's a young man who goes by the name Jude who provides the biggest laughs and then there's the henchmen Bruno, played by Nicholas Worth. Nick keeps popping up in this marathon, first as a henchman in Darkman, and later as a sweaty customer in Barb Wire. Sadly, he passed away at the age of 69 from heart failure this past May.
This movie wont be for all tastes, it's not a work of art and after playing it pretty straight, the ending goes all goofy. I do long to one-day see a big budget version of the Alan Moore Swamp Thing. But in the mean time, for good old-fashioned, cheesy, cheap, Drive-In theater fun, Wes Craven cooked up a bad/winner.
Return of the Swamp Thing
Originally Reviewed on October 14th 2007
Return of the Swamp Thing lacks the heart and sincerity of Wes Cravens original. It's sadly, a pure goof. At first I thought I might be able to roll with that as Alec saves a man, gives wry smile and announces himself. After this, the Credence song "Born on the Bayou" plays while a montage of comic book art fills the screen. I liked that a lot, it really got me in the mood for the film.
But then it comes quickly apparent that a respectful adaptation will not be found here. I mean hell; at one point Swamp Thing rescues Abigail by racing off in a jeep for Gods sake! We do get some of Alan Moore's flourishes, as when Swampy is destroyed and rematerializes in a bathtub. But a re-enactment of the mind bending, psychedelic love scene with Abby is watered down and comes off rather corny.
The stabs at humor aren't as annoying,, but neither are they very good. Some of the reference stuff is cute (Jordan has a Parrot named Gigi, Locklear mentions TJ Hooker) but other times it's just loud and unfunny, as with the two kids who are trying to snap a photo of Alec. Those kids have a bundle of energy, but they aren't given anything hilarious to say (being loud isn't a substitute for humor with me)
The FX are low rent (Swamp revives Abby with a burst of what appears to be sparkling spearmint flavor crystals). The acting is weak. Heather Locklear does not fit Abigail at all, not just for the fact of the blond hair, but that there was warmth in the comic book version. Here, she's just a Barbie doll. Louis Jordan returns as Arcane but seem a little bored with it all. The one thing Return has in its favor; the costume is a huge improvement. Instead of looking like a guy in green pants, this suit is muscular and covered in moss, ropes of root and vegetable.
Swamp Thing is more like a Super Hero in this movie; showing up whenever trouble arrives, barrel chested and his voice deep and strong. He's also got a winsome smile and a winning way with the kids.
I got through the movie okay, it's not very good but I was able to watch it without getting too annoyed with it. I think the likable, strong Swamp Thing helped me wash down the irritants and tolerate it. Folks who enjoy camp humor will prefer this to the Craven version. But me, I like it when directors do take the source material seriously and pay it some respect. These might be silly comic book characters to some people, but they were based on something human, real and honest to me.
The best thing about the DVD through was the inclusion of 2 public service announcements against littering.
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