Faeries do exist. They are everywhere. And they're all laughing. Yes, laughing at us. And why would they be? Look at the current election status if you don't believe me. (I don't care who wins, I'm moving to Canada either way.) The global economy is based on a blinking box connetected to a bunch of other blinking boxes. Now if you can believe that everything you are comes from a DNA strand in the cromatin in the nuclues of a cell, then why are faeries illogical? They actually make a lot of sense compared to science. Now let me break this down for you. The guy is being pulled into the sky by a faerie who has a hold of his tie. One finger is pointing to the sky and one is pointing to the ground. He's asleep, not dead. The other faerie is dumping coffee on the computer. There's a little goblin sitting on the computer table chewing on the keyboard cord. He's already worked on the ones attached to the computer. The other goblin inside of the television has blown glass and wires all over the place. Draw your conclusions as you see fit.

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