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The Maradan Chronicles
Editorial Article #001 - A Joyful
time with Madame Simona Wellington.
by
Molokaicreeper
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Real Name:
NOBODY
KNOWS
Artistic
Name: Ms
Madame Simona Wellington
Occupation:
Grand
Chef and Waitress at the Dukka Caves Restaurant
Favorite
Food: Lasagne
Music
Preference:
Folk and Gypsy Music, may enjoy Classical too.
Marital
Status: WONT
TELL
Hobbies:
Cooking,
Biala Mtn. Hiking, Lush Lake Fishing, Karaoke, Piercings
and Tattoos.
Madame's Daily Life
It is 6:16AM and Madame Simona Wellington is already up and running
making sure that most of her wonderful recipes are done by the time the
restaurant opens at 8AM. She has made sure that all the tables
are set properly with the fork on the left and the whole "enchilada"
making sure that the restaurant leaves a good impression on new
customers.
Madame Simona Wellington (as we
like to call her) has been serving the kind customers of Dukka Caves
and Marada for many years.
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| Ouch! Madame
just smacked my hands. I just couldn't keep them away from the
delicious Sugar Rolls, that Madame serves right next to every single
one of her famous dishes! Imported right from the Maradan
Bakery; Madame takes the Pirate's Ship, and personally buys
them
all the way in Candyland! |
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| It is
for this reason that Maradans could never live without
Madame. It is her kind heart that has given
her the love of all Dukkans and Maradans. |
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Madame's Restaurant and Food
| To those who
don't know her yet, Madame Simona
Wellington is the Grand
Chef and Waitress at the Dukka Caves Restaurant located at #2 Dukka
Caves Drive, Dukka Town, Marada. There she makes sure that
everyone is so pleased with her service that they absolutely,
definitely, MUST, MUST, MUST come
back! |
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Whether
you are in for Fish and Chips, or for Creamy Leek Soup or perhaps you
have a sweet tooth for Ice Cream and Candy, you will always be pleased
with Madame's recipes.
As you can see the restaurant couldn't look any better and she is very
pleased with all she has put into it! With always something for
everybody, who can complain?
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She mentioned all the years of
hard labour that went into building what
is the Dukka Restaurant today.
Madame Simona took a good look at the picture we took of the restaurant
and said: "pay no attention to that novice doofus standing in front of
my restaurant. He says he is bringing more customers to my
restaurant but I don't believe that"... Hmm...  |
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See
the Old Dukka Town...
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Madame's Quotes
Well after a long interview with Madame she has
opened up to telling us many things that we were hoping she would share
with us. Madame told us she is extremely "paranoid" about losing
customers to guys like the one she mentioned above. She shared
her
favorite quotes:
"Accept no imitations, there are lots of funny baloney chefs out there"
and "I am super paranoid about losing business to a doofus like that
one, I bet he's just stealing my customers!"
Madame's Personal Life
Madame has communicated us that her personal life is
none of anyone's business o_0
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"ACCEPT
NO IMITATIONS, there are lots of funny
baloney
chefs out there!"
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Why did we choose to interview her?
Because Madame is a remarkable Yakubi. Known
in Marada and Dukka Town
for many years for serving great food to everyone. When
encountered by
me and our reporters, Madame was delighted to be approached by
our newspaper for an interview.
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Now Madame has
her own
page here in our Maradan Chronicles: The most
famous Marapets Newspaper in all the Internet. Since she's always
been extremely generous, she would love to share
her secrets with the world. She did however, asked us to do
something in return and as we are very loving and generous too, agreed
completely.
You scratch our backs, we scratch yours we say. :) Click
here to find out about the favor Madame asked us to do for her! |
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