Final Countdown
Well, kids..here we go!
Days/hours away from the land of the people who talk like me, and not a minute too soon. I have become soooo intolerant in the past ten years it isn't even funny. The longer I'm here, the more I resent everything about it. Sad, really.
I long for people who talk like me and think like me and don't say "innit"?
Today is a "nothing" day which consists mostly of my cooking things for dinner and for JB while I'm gone. Tomorrow is a lost day because I have to go into town for a "reason" and will have no time to pack/unpack my suitcases. I've already done that about ten times now. Out came the T shirts and in went the sweaters. (what WAS I thinking???)
Alas, this page will be dormant for a while. I can close here with the hysterical vision of Robert Plant about to go on stage in San Francisco at the "Hardly Strictly Bluegrass" concert where he made a not so surprising visit yesterday. He was seen photographing gophers behind the venue.HA HA HA. Thanks to my email buddy at the Manic Nirvana site for that one. So, for the immediate future, ta ta to people who read this page. Some because they revel in my insanity, and some because they fecking hate me. (and some ex family members who are just ..curious..and fecking hate me) Ah well.
Oh HORROR. Just saw a typo on an old post while I was deleting crap off of here. No one would ever dare tell me about it and I DO strive to be perfect as we all know. I shall slap myself upside the head and try to do better. No , really..I will.
Do People Care Their Friends Are Idiots?
That's the query for today. (Won't be many more queries on here as I'll be away for a month shortly.) On my way to the Left Coast for a bit. Anyway..Facebook is driving me to drink...more. I got on there to find old friends and all that crap, but the posts are getting to me. One attention seeking person is always fighting with "someone" (real or imagined). It gets her "Oh what's wrong HUN". Don't even GO THERE WITH "HUN". That is sooooo Pittsburgh.
I draw the line at people I don't know calling me "Hun, Sweetheart, Flower, Petal and all the other so called "terms of endearment" here. Ewww. "Hey You" will do nicely. Oh, and leave "Madam" out too and do what they do in the USA...."Miss". If I were a Madam, I'd have a lot more money and more business sense than I have now, complete with a stable of working girls. Anywho, today, someone got their "hair cut of". CUT OF??? And while I'm on a rampage...why do people have to post and text the way they actually talk? I text mundane things like "Happy Birthday", "what time are you picking me up", and other such boring mush. People here post and say "innit", "like". "aye" and so on and so on. JB even makes fun of the way people talk here in the cesspit called Darlington, although I think he's just humoring me.
So to end this tirade , if I were from here, I'd say something like this. "So like Hun, I'm bored aswell and need summit to do like. Just got my hairs cut of and I need some fags." . PULEEZE stop calling cigarettes "fags". That is just so wrong in more ways than I can even mention here on one page.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get me out of here? It didn't bother me when I first came here as I couldn't understand a word anyone said. Now that I can understand about 20% of what goes on...it makes me want to scream.
While Listening to Sammy Hagar
Or as they would say here in the UK "whilst listening to Sammy Hagar", I decided to rewrite his lyrics to "I Can't Drive 55" as if he were British and not American. One can tell that one is truly BORED out of one's socks here. The Correct Lyrics are first:
One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
A big black and white come and crushed my groove again!
CHORUS:
Go on & write me up for 125
Post my face, wanted dead or alive
Take my license n' all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No! Uh!
British Translation:
One foot on the brake and one on the gas, Oi!
I say, there's too much traffic and I dare say, I can't overtake
So I attempted my best illegal move
A titchy little white car come and crushed my street cred once more
CHORUS:
Carry on and write me up for going 125 miles per hour
Display my face, wanted dead or alive
Take my driving licence and all that rot
I can't drive at the posted speed of 55 MPH, Oh, I say!
Updated and "Permanently HERE" (It Ain't NEVER going away) Open Message To "DaveClarkFiveFans" Yahoo Group And All Such Deluded and Very Sad People
Why can't you people just give it a friggin' rest? I am referring to message number 3765 which got someone from the Enterprise, Alabama area, access to my page at 10:35PM my time here in the UK, which would make it 4:35PM YOUR TIME. WTF? Don't you frustrated ladies have anything better to do in your "role playing fantasy land" groups (ewwww) than read my humble Blog? I'm sure you don't enjoy it as you all think I'm a demented blonde airhead. I don't bother you, so why don't you all pick up your little sex toys and just go home?
Oh and by the way, your IP number is 75.120.79.13 , you have Windows XP, you use IE6 and are on CenturyTel Internet Holdings , AND your screen resolution is set at 1280x1024. (just in case you didn't know) FYI, I do not lust after sixties bands and I could care less than less. I prefer to channel my enthusiasm towards REAL talent or somebody who knows how to ROCK and a band who actually play their own instruments. (Hey Hey We're The Monkees??) Ya dig? Crawl back under your collective rocks, and let BSC fill you in and tell you all about the nasty evil person that she perceives me to be. It'll give her a cheap thrill. Lord knows she could use one!
Oh...shhhhhhh. I forgot, your Group is a SECRET. FFS, get a life. Hope ya'll are thrilled and wet yourselves over the pictures I put on from John's party. I'm laughing AT you, not WITH you. I'm also happy to see that the aforementioned person is once again "running" the Yahoo Group and fawning all over my husband. I knew she wouldn't stay mad at him for long. (she never does) They used to be such hot and heavy friends..as if. At least I tell the truth.
Forever In Memory Of
Waynie and Mickey
Mike and Wayne
Mike and I Go To The Prom in 1969
What IS that on my head?
Mike Schmader
My Northern Echo Blog Page
Excellent Kinzua Bridge Tribute on You Tube
The Caroline Victoria Coldicutt Arts Foundation
The Caroline Victoria Rose For the Royal Theatrical Fund
Lynn and Liz's 2006 Chelsea Adventure
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