6/9/04 - All good things must come to an end, no matter how stupid the ending can be.
The finale to the interlude is now up for your reading pleasure!
~Ditto
3/13/09: Pwvoo.
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Location: Forest
Player: Mayor [2-0-1]
...and furthermore, the interference caused by the satellite receiver does not bode well during the campaign, considering the important information that it carries on its side locations, as well as the small mass of bacteria that was contaminated throughout the central region. The relevence to the other mentioned information is nulled and voided, with the lack of any type of white cat-like dragon lurking inside of this sentence. The combined efforts of this could cause a disturbance in the resolution of the novelty shop's story.
WHAT is MAYOR RAMBLING about THIS TIME?
Optimus Prime is Jewish. Pay attention!
...
I believe that an exit of this forest has been found!
DOOR appears!
Why would a forest require a door to exit it, seeing as there is also a ladder to the outside as well?
Maybe DOOR is an easier OPTION!
Perhaps, but the option of a ladder is quite promising!
Fine, fine.
LADDER appeared!
This brings great joy into my cardiovascular system, but I will choose the door instead.
DOOR is BOARDED UP!
Did it get bored? Fine then, I will partake on the climbing outside towards the exit of the forested location!
MAYOR walks FIVE STEPS FORWARDS!
Location: Wal-Mart Parking Lot
What a great voyage that has been!
MAYOR was not on a SHIP!
Mayhaps I was sailing the high seas in a boat instead!
MAYOR was not in a BOAT either!
I destinctly remember a sailing device used within the confines of my crusade!
MAYOR is thinking of the TIME he was PLAYing WIND WAKER between BATTLES!
...Possibly.
MAYOR didn't even get the BOAT to MOVE!
It is not my fault that the boat refused to cooperate!
It IS your FAULT that YOU didn't use a CONTROLLER!
I however did use a controller!
A BOX of LUCKY CHARMS is not a CONTROLLER!
Yet it was magically delicious...
...
I see we must continue the journey to the marted wall fortification!
ONWARDS!
MAYOR marches onwards triumphantly!
Location: Five steps closer to Wal-Mart
I sense a boss approaching!
Wild DEATH DRAGON appeared!
HELLO!
Wild DEATH DRAGON would like to battle!
Indeed!
...?
Would you like to battle?
NARRATOR is not BATTLING!
Then I must assume that I myself must battle!
...duh?
Then it is settled! We must engage into battle!
...Would a fairly large bribe work?
Enemy DEATH DRAGON will settle for a BRIBE!
Enemy DEATH DRAGON acquires 3,000,000 ZENY!
The business has become a pleasured commodity!
DEATH DRAGON flies off to buy THREE NALL PLUSHIES!
You idiot, that might cause hell to be let loose upon the world!
DEATH DRAGON can not hear MAYOR!
...HELLO!
*sigh*
Location: Ten more steps closer to Wal-Mart
A problem has arisen!
...?
I did not bring the fundings!
... ... ...
Then WHAT did you GIVE to DEATH DRAGON?
Zeny.
ZENY is a FORM of CURRENCY!
Why the hell are you bringing new words in the conversation?!
NARRATOR wants to STRANGLE MAYOR!
We must journey back to get the money, and a strangling would not be of aid!
Why not just STEAL the ITEMS?
No stealing! Quit promote stealing! I am appalled at your behavior! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
NARRATOR has no ROOM!
Indeed it shall be a sad tale.
...Urrh.
Begin the homeward journey!
Location: The Alamo
The money is not at this location! WHY ARE WE HERE?!
MAYOR travelled HERE, that's WHY!
...HELLO!
...
Location: Mar Sara
This place does not look healthy!
Wild ZERGLING appeared!
Wild ZERGLING appeared!
Wild ZERGLING appeared!
Wild ZERGLING appeared!
Wild ZERGLING appeared!
Wild ZERGLING appeared!
Wild ZERGLING appeared!
HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO RICOLA HELLO HELLO!
Did MAYOR just say ?RICOLA?
I may have, but the matter of such bickering is futile when compared to the approaching company!
APPROACHING COMPA--oh.
Wild GROUP OF MASS CARRIERS appeared!
Victory has been guranteed instantly!
One-sided ONSLAUGHT ensues!
My work is done here. Onwards!
Location: Belgium
What foul language this seems to be!
BELGIUM is not VULGAR!
Have you no decency?!
BELGIUM is not a BAD WORD!
QUIT SAYING THAT!
BELGIUM!
Grand Theft Auto is like Barney when compared to your obscenity!
BELGIUM is BELGIUM!
I hate you.
Tee hee.
Location: Hughes' House
WHAT are you doing HERE?
Someone told me this was a good vacation spot!
A HOUSE is not a VACATION SPOT!
I don't think the person said anything about a house.
......
Location: Switzerland
SWITZERLAND is nowhere NEAR your MONEY!
...hell, SWITZERLAND shouldn't even BE in LAVENDER VERSION!
I was locating some cheese to go along with your whine!
[GameFAQs Member] lame/10
So unloved...
Location: Shadowman's Castle
Quickly, we must travel to the end and become a ninja master!
WHAT about MAYOR's MONEY?
Money later, ninja first!
Is MAYOR sure that a LAVA-FILLED CASTLE would be for a NINJA?
Of course! The god of all ninjas must be here, as the lava shall be his apprentice!
...wha?
Nin nin~! ^_^
Meh...
Location: Shadowman's Room
ROOM is EMPTY!
Maybe he's using his stealth ninja skills to obliterate himself from view!
Or MAYBE he's at JAPAN!
You have no evidence!
Nearby NOTE says otherwise!
...It talks?
ZOMBIE CHICKEN ARMY appears!
CHEESE IT!
Location: Random Field, three hours later
I think the threat of poultry has expired now!
Was the COW SUIT really NECESSARY?
No, not really.
Ten Minutes Later...
That Cashier was holding out on me! I know she was!
CASHIER said that the STORE did not SELL KETCHUP!
That's not the point! The wench is storing it somewhere!
Maybe MAYOR should go FIND his MONEY instead!
That, however impossibly stupid, may prove to be of a valuable effect towards my achievements that may or may not be aquired upon the completion of the crusade that I have embarked on, though the intended aid of others may prove to be of a beneficial factor in the grand schemes of all things existing!
TRANSLATION?
Shut up and help me find my money, bitch.
Location: Russia
There are blocks descending on me! Evacuate the premises!
PREMISES were EVACUATED!
MAYOR remains!
Alas, the tides of fate have been turned! We must plan an escape route up the T-Blocks and jump out via the I block!
MAYOR escapes!
[Nall] I'll jump YOUR I blo--wait no
Location: Restaurant Bathroom
QUIT PEEPING!
Location: S.S.Ditto, Fast Food area
Yes, I'd like to order a classic hamburger, no extra toppings, no cheese.
[Worker] Would you like fries with that?
Fries would indeed be nice!
[Worker] That'll be $4.67 then.
MAYOR pays for the FOOD!
[Worker] Would you like any extra ketchup or salt with your order?
No, thank you.
Location: Nearby Table
MAYOR eats happily!
The food I am digesting brings great pleasure to my stomach!
SOMETHING seems wrong with EARLIER...
I believe so too!
I should've got the extra salt for my fries.
Location: Keest
After such a voyage that has been, (as it indeededly was, however short it may seem to one or more of the conglomorate business corporations in the general vicinity, though this does not matter little as there is no tax reasons to continue on) home is getting closer! Begin the journey towards the homeward locations!
MAYOR travels NORTH!
Location: Keest Forest Path
This forest is only a small pebble on the final leap to the great ascension!
MISTER BEEPBEEP appeared!
[Mister Beepbeep] *Beep*
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IT'S SO CUTE I WANT IT I WANT IT!
[Mister Beepbeep] *Boop*
MISTER BEEPBEEP allies with MAYOR!
Befriended indeeded!
Location: Bridge to Aquis Region
This bridge is a mighty bridge! It shall not fall for anyt--DON'T CHEW ON THAT ROPE!
ROPE snaps!
BRIDGE collapses!
[Mister Beepbeep] Blimp.
It is not your fault, thus we can just blame it on the tax collectors!
MISTER BEEPBEEP beeps happily!
Location: Near Shiny Mine
Don't mess with that box! It contains valuable ite--
BOX falls into SHINY MINE!
YOU STUPID IDIOT, QUIT MESSING EVERYTHING UP!
[Mister Beepbeep] Baap.
Do not have the frown of an upside down!
I'll just make some poor bastards get it for me later.
Location: Aquis Mountain Pass
I have located poodle!
[Fuzzy] FLARE!
FUZZY is holding up a CHECKERED FLAG!
This photo finish shall indeed be a great asset to my arrival!
PROFESSOR DARAVON is on FUZZY's BACK!
[Daravon] Are is I!
You are is!
MAYOR trots towards AQUIS!
MISTER BEEPBEEP throws a ROCK at DARAVON!
[Daravon] Darkened...item...appeared...
DARAVON collapses!
Location: Aquis Mountain Village
The journey is over, we are now at the required spot!
MAYOR goes into his HOUSE!
Location: Mayor's House
MAYOR acquires MONEY!
And thus, we must renew the crusade to the market of walls to walls!
TO THE BAT CAVE!
...
MAYOR is instantly teleported to the STORE ENTRANCE!
Location: Wal-Mart Entrance
You spoil such good journies.
NARRATOR doesn't want to see MAYOR go to MANY USELESS PLACES again!
No excuses!
WAL-MART's DOOR opens!
IT'S POSSESSED!
MAYOR begins to attack the DOOR!
It's super effective!
DOOR faints!
Come, the climax awaits!
Location: Wal-Mart, Inside - Aisle 3
This does not seem to be the right aisle!
[Mister Beepbeep] Beep.
Could the ?LARGE SIGN saying 'AISLE 3: PET CARE' be a HINT?
I was wondering why dingle balls were located here!
[Fuzzy] FLARE?!
FUZZY dashes towards AISLE 3!
EVACUATE!
Location: Aisle 7
This seems to be the aisle for condiments, which I would assume includes the desired item of ketchup!
CATSUP BOTTLE appeared!
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THIS IS NOT THE REQUIRED ITEM!
CATSUP is the same as KETCHUP!
The lettering must be exact!
...Urrh, fine.
KETCHUP BOTTLE appeared!
Is it filled?
...Yes?
Is it red-colored?
Yes?
Was it created from tomatoes?
...yes?
Did it see or touch any monkeys?
...No.
THE KETCHUP HAS BEEN LOCATED!
GROUND begins to rumble!
This does not bode well.
Wild GIANT DRADLE smashes through the CEILING!
The beginning of the end!
Wild GIANT DRADLE stops on the GROUND!
Await for it!
Wild GIANT DRADLE opens!
Wild OPTIMUS PRIME appeared!
Oh, dear.
[Optimus Prime] ...
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...
[Mister Beepbeep] ...
[Fuzzy] ...
[Daravon] ...
[Tutorial Guy] ...
[Optimus Prime] Uh--
I'M NOT DONE YET!
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...
[Optimus Prime] ...
Okay, I'm done.
[Optimus Prime] ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
...Hello?
[Optimus Prime] BANANAPHONE!
Thousands of BANANAS appear!
It was a trap! Escape quickly!
MAYOR drops the KETCHUP and runs at extremely high SPEEDS!
Other SPECTATORS and innocent CIVILIANS run out screaming!
BANANAS explode in an extremely violent FASHION!
[Optimus Prime] Oi.
Location: Aquis Mountain Village, Mayor's House' months later
...And that is my crusading story of great proceedings!
[Evil Andre] ...you called us back here for THAT?
Indeed!
GROUP wanders outside!
I'M NOT DONE YET!
GROUP stumbles back in!
KASHINAIO begins to write a multiple-paragraph-long DESCRIPTION of the nearby CHAIR!
[Skyler] What the hell do you want now?
I ask for assistance of lost possessions!
[Komik] ...and...
You must find them in the Shiny Mine north of here!
[Chargon] ...rewards...?
There shall be rewards indeed!
[Ura Long] Then let's go!
GROUP wanders out!
I'M NOT DONE YET.
GROUP stumbles in again!
[Skyler] WHAT NOW.
Do you have any ketchup?
[Kotetsu] I don't think so...
Fine, fine. I'm done then.
GROUP wanders out again!
Large SMASH sound is heard falling from the SKY!
[Skyler] OW.
...HELLO MISTER KASHEW!
KASHE--er, KASHINAIO snaps out of his DESCRIPTION TRANCE!
KASHINAIO runs after the rest of the GROUP!
I shall get that ketchup...one day...aye...and get a ninja degree...
Elsewhere...
MISTER BEEPBEEP wanders around, holding a RED BOTTLE!
[Mister Beepbeep] Beep boop.
----THE END----
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Almost all Lavender characters in battles are listed here. Included is a colored system so you know what character is what, yay!
Lavender-colored names indicate a normal character in the version that has none of the following conditions.
White indicates a missing character, or basically, a character probably not coming back.
Gray indicates a dead character. It's gone forever, yaay.
Light-green indicates that character is stuck on Eevee Island. Goody.
Aqua indicates a gym leader of the Pokemon variety.
Red indicates a character that was a crossover from another version, whether it's dead or alive today.
Brown indicates a character that I hated and sent to another version.
Bike: 0-1-0; 5
Burning Pile of Wood: 1-0-0; 37
Cashier: 2-0-0; 2, 12
Crono: 1-0-0; 21
Cutepuff: 8-0-2; 2, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14, 18, 19, 28
Ditto: 13-5-7; 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40
Doompuff: 0-1-1; 8, 13
Erika: 0-1-0; 11
FATE: 0-1-0; 25
Fuzzy: 2-0-0; 17, 33
Ganon: 0-1-0; 24
Geodude: 0-0-1; 32
Giant Blade of Grass: 0-4-0; 3, 16, 18, 19
Giant Mecha #1: 0-1-0; 31
Giant Mecha 2.0: 0-0-1; 32
Giant Mecha Gamma: 1-0-0; 33
Giant Mecha IV: 0-1-0; 34
Giant Mecha Ultimate: 0-0-1; 35
Greiver: 0-1-0; 23
Jenova: 0-1-0; 22
Kit: 5-0-0; 7, 9, 10, 19, 28
Koffing: 4-1-0; 6, 9, 10, 27, 28
Koga: 0-1-0; 4
Lavos: 0-1-0; 21
Magus: 0-1-0; 21
Majora's Mask: 0-1-0; 24
Milktank: 1-2-0; 1, 12
Myself: 0-1-0; 22
Penguin: 0-1-0; 37
Poring: 1-0-0; 38
Raidude: 3-0-1; 16, 19, 20, 28
Robby: 0-0-1; 36
Salesman Army: 1-2-2; 26, 27, 28, 29, 30
Sephiroth: 0-1-0; 22
Skyler: 2-3-2; 17, 19, 20, 26, 28, 29, 30
Shinra Employee: 0-1-0; 7
Squarepuff: 0-0-1; 13
Swordsman: 0-1-0; 39
TimeDevourer: 0-1-0; 25
Ultimecia: 0-1-0; 23
Weezing: 3-1-0; 6, 9, 10, 28
Location: Swamplands
Player: Mayor [1-0-1]
I was not done yet in the previous battle!
MAYOR said to END the BATTLE!
The saying was the opinion of an insane leader of a location because forcefully ending a compilation of one battle may not always suffice to a luxorious result!
WHAT is MAYOR the MAYOR of, anyways?
...
HELLO!
HELLO is not a valid LOCATION!
HELLO!
MAYOR will not start THIS again!
HELLO!
NARRATOR refuses to give in!
HELLO!
NARRATOR is loafing around...
Share your bread, you stingy bastard!
BREADBOX appears!
HELLO!
ROCKMAN-INSANE appears!
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Lambchop!
ROCKMAN-INSANE considers the POSSIBILITIES of what to DO!
I will not disperse of my clothings for you!
[Rockman-Insane] ...
Skyler told me to comment this, as he is envious of your destructive powers and would like a demonstration of them and sit on them until their bodily fluids drip out of their horrible, twisted kneecaps!
R-I dashes off towards SKYLER!
SCREAMS can be heard in the DISTANCE!
I have a hunch that he was working for the giraffes.
GIRAFFES?
The giraffes work for the Devil Midget Mafia, of course!
WHY would GIRAFFES work for MIDGETS?
It is a long story, but it must be told, so I shall tell you!
...
Hundreds of thousands of years ago, midgets rode on the backsides of giraffes to compete in vast sporting events known as 'Ginger-ohsnap Competition XVII Mega.' Eventually, the midgets grew tired of such events, and turned to the highest of crimes known to the animal kingdom: biting kneecaps off. Thus, to preserve their pride, the giraffes made a deal with the midgets to form the Devil Midget Mafia, a group dedicated to bringing down all forms of toaster ovens.
TOASTER OVENS aren't DANGEROUS, though...
That's what Martha Stewart said, but look what happened to her! LOOK AT IT AND SEE HOW WRONG YOU ARE, STEVE!
...STEVE?
HELLO!
Quit trying to CHANGE the SUBJECT!
I require company to provide more information.
?TUTORIAL GUY appeared!
[Tutorial Guy] Hello!
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE MY COLOR TOO.
[Tutorial Guy] Would you like an explanation on how to alter my appearance in this battle?
I shall alter your face if you do not change your coloring!
[Tutorial Guy] Will this color be sufficient?
It shall indeed, for it is not the color which it previously was!
[Tutorial Guy] I can offer you a tutorial on the life cycle of a geranium, if you'd like.
Your German foilage does not intimidate me!
[Tutorial Guy] I can offer advice for intimidation techniques.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
[Tutorial Guy] The head is located above your neck region.
NARRATOR goes to take a BREAK...
You will not defeat me with your mystical strategery!
[Tutorial Guy] The Confederates were defeated by the Union army during the U.S. Civil War.
The Civil War was created for the sole purpose of gaining more pixie stix to raise moral of their weapons!
[Tutorial Guy] Pixie Stix candy contains sugar.
Sugar causes pollution in China, while ketchup does no such thing!
[Tutorial Guy] China is known for their Panda Bears, among other things.
Panda bears do not resemble an average bear!
[Tutorial Guy] Many bears eat fish.
Fish do not require swimming lessons!
[Tutorial Guy] Swimming is an activity enjoyed by many worldwide.
THE WORLD PUSHED GREEN EGGS INTO MY ASS.
[Tutorial Guy] ...
...
[Ditto] ...
[Rockman-Insane] ...
[Skyler] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MEEE.
More SCREAMS can be heard in the BACKGROUND!
I see my comments have declared war!
Thus, to remedy this predicament, we must travel to the WAR GROUNDS!
[Tutorial Guy] War grounds provide for an excellent grounds of war.
Then wargrounds we shall!
MAYOR wanders off!
TUTORIAL GUY follows!
Location: Overgrown Field (east of swamplands)
WELCOME TO FIELD!
[Tutorial Guy] Fields are open expanses of land.
Your land may be open, but they shall be closed to my cabinet doors!(They're locked...)
MAYOR wants to fight!
[Tutorial Guy] A fight is where two or more enemies assult each others with weapons or other means.
Your unmodern war general tactics shall not overcome me!
Come forth, strategical counterattacking force unit!
DARAVON appears!
[Daravon] Good comings.
I have acquired tacticians during my unscheduled pitstop at a shadowed land!
[Daravon] Are is I.
[Tutorial Guy] Your sentences are a misrepresentation of the proper English grammar.
I need items to vanquish my foe with a higher form of ease!
[Daravon] Line the cursor to the item.
The cursor is too dark to be of any use!
[Daravon] This was the darkened items won't appear.
Then MAKE THE GODDAMN THINGS APPEAR!
[Daravon] This's the way!
DARAVON brightens the DARKNESS!
...Bright you now?
TUTORIAL GUY is getting too BRIGHT!
[Tutorial Guy] Bright is extremely shiny.
TUTORIAL GUY is very SHINY!
[Tutorial Guy] Would you like a tutorial on how painful this is to me?
So SHINY, in fact, that TUTORIAL GUY is vanishing!
TUTORIAL GUY faints away from VISION!
...
HELLO!
[Daravon] Good comings.
HELLO!
[Daravon] Good comings.
HELLO!
[Daravon] Good comings.
HELLO!
[Daravon] Good comings.
HELLO!
[Daravon] Good comings.
To be continued...?
[Comment here, then go read Shadow. Shadow's good. Yay.]
Location: Canyon Wasteland
Player: Mayor [0-0-1]
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[Ditto] You know, you CAN say something around now...
NARRATOR would, but MAYOR might--
HELLO!
--talk too.
The talking in which I dispense of cannot be obtained in transcripts at this time, as any printing of the transcripts might let loose the legionsof hell in your local vicinity!
...?
I said hello!
MAYOR said HELLO!
HELLO!
We've established that MAYOR said HELLO!
HELLO!
...Hello?
HELLO!
HI!
HELLO!
ALOHA!
HELLO!
GREETINGS!
BUY MY BOOK!
HEL--what?
...HELLO!
...
Does the hello not comprehend inside of your intelligence quota?
HELLO is a simple WORD!
Then why are you still insisting on the usage of it?
MAYOR was using HELLO too!
You have used the word in question the last two times and it is getting annoying, now I demand that you turn your conversive attitude into a silent tranquility of murmurs!
...
Where is the poodle of a fairly large proportion?
FUZZY is on VACATION!
I disapprove of the vacation!
NO ONE cares!
...HELLO!
MAYOR has short-term MEMORY!
It's because you keep leeching off my computer!
NARRATOR denies all CHARGES!
Then why is something leeching at my 'yellow_text_xxx' folder!
NARRATOR does not DO those sorts of THINGS!
You must prefer the tan colored texts then!
NARRATOR DROPs the SUBJECT!
MAYOR is being squished by SUBJECT!
I prefer a squash.
Not enough AP!
You are indeed the funny man, as I bow down to your infinite wit of strange, senseless puns! (Stupid bastard...)
Did MAYOR say SOMETHING?
Your hearing is creating objects that resemble items of qualitive things!
THINGS appeared!
Hello!
[THINGS] *Doink*
The random battler has the rudeness to doink me!
[THINGS] *Squee*
Do not make your noises at me, young lady!
[THINGS] *Murp*
I demand a stop to this!
[THINGS] *Kekekeke*
ZERGLING appeared!
HELLO!
ZERGLING appeared!
HELLO!
ZERGLING appeared!
HELLO!
--Fifty lines later--
ZERGLING appeared!
HELLO!
ZERGLING ARMY looks enraged!
I shall take your challenge with that of my own!
MAYOR summons PROBES!
I'll probe you bastards with revenge, I shall indeed!
...QUIT DRINKING MY MILK.
MAYOR casts ULTIMA!
PROBES are destroyed!
ZERGLINGS use RUSH!
RUSH appeared!
...
DOGGY!
RUSH wants MAYOR to JUMP onto him!
That is not only strange, but it is also...
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...
...HELLO!
[Probe (from hiding spot)] MEOW.
RUSH RUSHes after PROBE!
PROBE runs away!
My plan has been made successful!
MAYOR did not know of the PROBE!
Proof is not in the vicinity!
PROBES were destroyed before RUSH appeared, though!
Time travel created a multileveled subterrainian paradox, you oxymoron!
NARRATOR is not an OXYMORON!
Narrator has the usage of random logic, however!
NARRATOR's LOGIC is not in questi--
HEY!
While you have made a complaint, I have made a plan!
PLAN is...?
Send in the Carriers!
Massive GROUPS of CARRIERS appeared!
CARRIERS destroy the ZERGLING ARMY!
The group of Carriers creates an instant win!
SCOURGE ARMY appeared!
That is a cheating technique, however!
GHOSTS appear!
This whole damn place is haunted!
[Gizensha] o_o;;
You do not create any sort of help either!
NALL appeared!
The helping factor is increasing, but it is not enough as of yet!
NALL PLUSH appeared!
This does not help at all, yet it seems to pierce my soul with a profound meaning!
NALL PLUSH appeared!
You shall not control my mind that easily!
NALL PLUSHIE #1 looms over MAYOR!
SUN faints!
MOON appears!
The moon has done grea--AGH GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
NALL PLUSHIE #2 looms over MAYOR!
I shall not be manipulated that easily as of yet!
MAYOR places THINGS in front of NALL PLUSHIES!
[THINGS] *Nyaaa*
THINGS explodes!
NALL PLUSHIES magically disappear!
I have made the proof of an instant win involving carriers!
CARRIERS didn't WIN yet!
Then we must continue with the annihilation!
Enemy GHOSTS lock-down CARRIERS!
Enemy SCOURGE are approaching!
Your scourge shall not scourge my Carriers!
DRAGOONS appeared!
I'm not done yet!
SCOUTS appeared!
I'm not done yet!
ARCHONS appeared!
I'm not done yet!
DRONES appeared?
...
...well?
I'm done now.
MAYOR's UNITS attack!
SCOURGE and GHOSTS attack!
Forces collide!
SCOURGE faint!
CARRIERS faint!
GHOSTS faint!
SCOUTS faint!
ARCHONS faint from heat exhaustion!
DRAGOONS faint from faint exhaustion!
DRONES remain!
The zerg rush has been zerg rushed!
MAYOR waves around a VICTORY BANNER!
Onwards, my minions of an amount no greater than zero, for we must vanquish the destruction terrorizing the mart of walls and regain control of the crusade!
MAYOR marches onwards!
I'M NOT DONE YET!
...?
...
...well?
Well? I am waiting!
But..you said..
HELLO!
NARRATOR cuts BATTLE o--
I said I'm not done yet!
WHAT does MAYOR have to SHARE, then?
I think you should complete the battle for this time as of now, since the region may become more muddy as the time consumes the lifetimes of many!
...right.
*click*
[To be continued...]
[Battle #43 Comments accessed via this provided link.]
Location: Random Grassy Field
Player: Mayor [No Record]
HELLO!
...
The text in this region is not the same as I am accustomed to!
TEXT is sad!
I do not mean to upset texts of any races, unless the font happens to be Webdings as they are a bunch of &$@#s!
...Are you a text of that calibur?
NARRATOR is not a WEBDING!
Then you must not own my ding's bat! I must tell you of a story so we can prepare for a conquest!
NARRATOR doesn't have TIME for a STO--
One day there was a group of sadistic little probes that decided to meow at me multiple times! Thus, I moved towards a gaining of conquest as to achieve a higher standard of devolopment!
...?
I'm not done yet!
...
Later in that day I was rushed by a small group of trees but they soon gave way to the path of glory.
NARRATOR is confused!
I'm not done yet!!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
As I was saying, the above is irrelevant items I have said to confuse all of the audience except for Robby, who will still be busy analyzing the above into a deep and meaningful thing and use it as a basis to his next three arguments!
And the POINT is?
The crusade to the walled-up market has begun!
WALL appears!
Hello!
WALL cannot SPEAK!
Just because it's innanimate does not mean it has the right to not say anything! I challenge this wall being to a dual!
MAYOR wants to fight!
WALL just wants to BE a WALL!
Do not fool me with such foolery!
FUZZY appears!
THE HALLUCINATIONS HAVE BEEN CREATED!
[Fuzzy] FLARE!
FUZZY uses FLARE!
FLARE was shot up into the SKY!
It's not very effective...
The effectiveness of that attack does not amuse the masses!
MASSES are not AMUSED!
If you feel the need to use anaphorisms on me again I will rip your clothes to shreds and stuff them into your mouth!
NARRATOR has no CLOTHES nor MOUTH!
YOU ARE A PERVERTED VOICE!
FUZZY continues to CHASE its TAIL!
I can stray the subject as well! Go forth, my Subject!
MAYOR sends out SUBJECT!
Subject, stray from the course of destruction and chaotic beings!
SUBJECT uses STRAY!
Critical Miss!
I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO ADVERTISE FOR OTHERS!
NARRATOR hides his CHECK!
I feel so unloved.
FUZZY uses LICK!
MAYOR is PARALYZED!
Your gestures are unmoving.
FUZZY continues to TROT AROUND!
WALL is getting IMPATIENT!
[Fuzzy] Flare!
FUZZY uses FLARE!
Not enough SP!
[Fuzzy] Flare?!
Not enough SP!
[Fuzzy] ...
...
...
MAYOR is PARALYZED, not SILENCED!
You make me grumpy, red man!
...do you have any ketchup?
KETCHUP is not HERE!
Then we must have a crusade to gain the ketchup!
FUZZY wants to JOIN!
Then join he shall!
Ally FUZZY has joined the CRUSADE!
Onwards, giant poodle!
[Fuzzy] FLARE!
MAYOR wanders away!
FUZZY trots off into the mayorset...
...NARRATOR still wonders why MAYOR's TEXT is ORANGE!
It is orange because that is the color that has been chosen for it!
THAT does not EXPLAIN the COLOR!
The color is the color, as it is!
...
But that will not stop the network executives from discoloring the images that have been bestowed on this version with their psuedo, psycho, weird bright blue aqua hungered force-feeded text colors instead of my happy orangish font!
Those bastards.
WALL is very lonely...
SUBJECT is very lonely as well!
Though...
WALL and SUBJECT would not be as lonely if WALL wasn't as INANIMATE!
[The Conquest for Ketchup shall continue next week!]
[Comment on Battle #42 Here.]
Location: Beach Shore
Player: Ditto [13-5-7]
Vacation time, lalala~
...waiiit, why am I still in a battle?
And why is the text lacking its boldness?!
TEXT is thinner for the upcoming SUMMER!
But summer isn't for another month or so!
No, SUMMER is behind DITTO!
Err, what?
Enemy SUMMER has appeared!
Right. I suppose you want to FIGHT, then?
Enemy SUMMER would like to battle!
Battle? What about fight?!
Enemy SUMMER lost the ABILITY to FIGHT in the WAR!
Location: The War (Flashback)
Enemy MAGIKARP uses DISABLE!
SUMMER's FIGHT ability becomes DISABLED!
SUMMER goes to CRY in a CORNER!
Not enough SP!
Location: Beach Shore
Well, that was, um... interesting?
Enemy SUMMER continues to CRY!
How tragic.
Enemy SUMMER uses FAKE TEARS!
DITTO's SPECIAL ATTACKS weaken!
Aghh! I'll show YOU!
DITTO uses MIMIC!
DITTO mimics a nearby LOG!
It's not very effective...
Enemy SUMMER uses HEAT WAVE!
Enemy's ally HEAT appears...
...to be doing the WAVE!
NARRATOR will not make a PUN of the PUN, as it has gone far enough!
Whew.
PUN is far enough to be above DITTO, however!
PUN falls on DITTO!
Enemy HEAT cackles gleefully!
Oww, you'll pay for this!
DITTO uses STOCKPILE!
PILES of AOL STOCK fall on enemy HEAT!
It's super effective!
Enemy HEAT faints!
Probably fainted from heat exhaustion...
Enemy SUMMER is enraged!
Enemy SUMMER uses SUNNY DAY!
DAY is already SUNNY!
Hah! My turn then!
DITTO uses HAZE!
DAY is HAZED!
Uh oh...
DAY wants to battle!
*groan*
DAY uses NIGHT SHADE!
What? DAY is evolving!
And it just keeps getting worse...
DAY evolves into NIGHT!
I'd better think up some--
Enemy NIGHT uses TORMENT!
--thing. Oi.
Wild BAAL appears!
Wild BAAL laughs maniacally!
This won't end well. *sigh*
...uhh, hello?
Looks like the entire place is frozen.
This won't turn out well...
Maybe I ca--
LISTER appeared! MINION OF DESTRUCTION appeared! MINION OF DESTRUCTION appeared! MINION OF DESTRUCTION appeared! MINION OF DISTRUCTION appeared! LISTER attacks! It's super effective! MINION OF DESTRUCTION attacks! Critical miss! MINION OF DESTRUCTION attacks! It's super uneffective! MINION OF DESTRUCTION attacks! Critical hit! MINION OF DESTRUCTION attacks! DITTO is confused! DITTO is poisoned! DITTO is paralyzed! It hurt itself in its confusion! DITTO faints! DITTO loses 49,566 GOLD and some EXPERIENCE!
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