Padre Pio had the stigmata, it
said so in the jewel encrusted handwritten holy book, he wore black bandages
like gloves that looked like the gloves Glenn Gould wore all the time, without
fingertips. A knock came on the door.
Hello, he oozed to the piano
tumor.
Well hello, said the piano tumor,
slipping in the door.
The bandages covered over the
disease ridden open wounds full of pus covered with scabs, and lanced boils on
his leg bulged with drains hanging out and there was a smell like old-time
doctor's offices and powder.
The untied canvas unrolled
spreading the tumor's tools out atop the piano bench.
The priests wore heavy layered
vestments, when not dressed for mass they wore the beretta, black shoes and
pants, and sometimes a skullcap if they were big shots enough in the
hierarchical rankings. Everything gets ranked. Hierarchically. The nuns wore
black habits with big rosary belts, and specialized in celibacy that led to
desire that led to satisfaction through the grace of God.
The tumor took the front off the
old upright piano exposing all the inner works, the gold painted steel frame,
the strings.
Grandmother spread white stinking
moth balls in the closets, where never used ancient blankets and quilts lay
folded way in the back with grandson's glossy magazines hidden underneath and
she used a funny kind of footstool when she sat watching TV with her sewing and
knitting in a basket beside her that used to be used by the now-dead cat.
The tumor grabbed up his tuning
fork and, wincing, struck a perfect painful middle C against his bony worn out
knee.
The car repair garage had
high-priced insurance to protect against the dangers of the power tools power
doors exhaust fumes and the lifts but the insurance couldn't stop the stains of
blood and oil and water from forming, from the mechanic's holy stigmata. Blessings like this fall where they may, randomly. He couldn't think why he
was chosen but he was a good mechanic who charged fair prices; that must be
the reason for the whole thing. Padre Pio must have charged fair prices too,
or done something equally evenhanded. In the garage waiting room, with the
plastic chair, and the linoleum floor, the unknowing innocent customer went to
the coffeepot after studiously ignoring the standard unruly stack of dog-eared
outdated magazines with torn covers.
MOTOR TREND
PEOPLE
The tumor gripped his wrench hard, slid it home fast with a bang and savagely turned the stubborn squeaking tuning
pegs.
Oho, said Glenn Gould, watching.
He did it all by ear, mostly. Gifted that way. Perfect pitch. We're all gifted different ways.
Onto the crowded Church steps fell
the sound of bronze bells during funerals weddings and big baptisms, and the
sacrifices of blood and wine made on a daily basis. No injuries. No
slash-throated goats. A sterile thing. Oho.
Candle wax made by bees sold by
the beekeeper came from the beehive, the beekeeper now and then got a sting,
wasps flew around too, ready to settle on any lips that've recently eaten,
especially anything containing honey. No amount of money could clean the oily
dirty cat face in the small bag in the corner by the plastic wrapped cow skull
and the gas tank leaked in the bank parking lot under the car within which sat
fever-blistered Sullivan and Tara speaking of holy things. A Kent carelessly
flipped by an office rat going back in the office after stepping out to have a
smoke rolled into the gasoline. A mighty blast occurred. Sullivan went to
heaven. Tara was already there. Sullivan had been an odd duck.
The tumor roughly pounded key
after key, listening.
Oho.
Pain pinched and pierced, the
push and the snip of it ended up in a slash, enough to give you a headache or a
migraine. Hollywood and Bollywood produced movies in the hills, and big
snappers can splinter a broom handle easy, so don't leap to your death from the
Hollywood sign like she did that's a stupid thing to do because it looks so
small from way down here in town so the death is very very unimpressive.
The tumor's hands moved deftly
over key, wrench, and tuning fork. Glenn Gould wore a painful looking smile. Padre
Pio gazed deeply into his hands.
The holy statue wept blood, a
miracle--praying hands gathered outside, some attached to bleach haired biddies,
some man with a limp came and some with sores and some with cancer and all with
sin. The draperies hung silken and supple in the dark sin room, their golden
threads and rings and rods held to the wall with screws set in blue plastic
anchors; putting up such a thing can make you sweat and curse, but these chores
need to be done.
God damned lousy screwdriver.
The tumor put the front back on
the upright piano; dark cracked wood, thick dark stain slathered on. He
pounded it home hard, harshly, with a cracking snap.
There!
Glenn Gould sat down and played a
simple ditty. It was all he could manage anymore since he was dead. Padre Pio
tapped his feet and waved his arms in time.
The St. Jude Store in Somerville
had people in it who knew what La Quinta means, and holy books, communion
dresses, and big plastic boxes of communion hosts that anybody could buy just
anybody for any reason seems wrong doesn't it but that's the way it was. The
canvas rolled up tight and was tied.
Bye Glenn.
Bye. Thanks.
The tools rattled in the
rolled-up canvas.
Walter whipped Lucas with the
heavy broad leather strap to keep him in line, in the room upstairs with the
big steel door, the seed and dirt are piled in the back of the truck, they're
ready to find whatever they'll find on the pastured cow farm--Mother ended up
in the nuthouse because of the silly antics of those silly boys. She just
snapped and yelled Enough, enough, enough. Walter's brother Lucas was simple,
but still sly as a fox in many ways, with his skinny toothy face tall build and
his CAT cap. A bloodshot eye beneath the CAT cap spoke of codeine, otherwise
known as cat soap splashing in the syrup, golden. She knelt bitterly praying. The army made up the name.
May holy God place you in his
tabernacle in heaven may there be a miracle cure--
Locked in the dark small silent
metal box, plead and beg until you snap, but after you snap you remain locked
in the box. What happens to you? What happens? What's next after snapping? Your limp body lies mindless?
Terror. Terror.
May you be absolved of your sins,
said the tumor making the sign of the cross with his wrench over Glenn Gould
before leaving through the heavy oak-framed door.
Oho.
The door slammed. Padre Pio took
over the piano. The ditty played on in the sterile room with the cracked
crucifix on the wall. The Crucifix's corpus was held on with brass nails
through its hands and feet, it wore a crown of thorns and was nearly nude only,
through the grace of God. Elevate the monstrance with the golden sunburst
holding the body of Christ that the nun said was priceless wagging her tongue
in the cool church air flooding the air with her bottled-up desires. A golden
ciborium sits overflowing, it had been kept in the tabernacle under lock and
key but now it will be manhandled by consecrated solemnfaced bluesuited totally
unqualified Eucharistic ministers. It wasn't in the line of sight of the
priest during the consecration, though. As such as a holy thing is
worthless. But they use it anyway. How will the simpleminded congregation ever
know? A host is a host is a host is a host. A Thurible swung stinking and
smoking and burning the coiling incense fumes causing much sneezing and
coughing. No asthmatics allowed in this church, thank you very much. Hacking
and choking with mucous, they flee. The priest donned his alb of pure white in
the dressing room while saying the appropriate prayer, kissing the appropriate
kiss, the dressing room was by the vestibule and Padre Pio hung bodily on the
wall inside a smooth gilt frame looking exactly like Lucas Glenn Gould and the
piano tumor; all one and the same.
A miracle; March foo.
So what are you doing today, said
the slobbering man, chewing on a straw.
Not much.
Why do you say not much? It
looks like you're busy.
Well, I'm not, okay? Leave me
be.
Oh.
Scowling, Padre Pio walked away
shaking the blood down from his haircovered disgusting unbandaged hands it hit
the floor in black droplets as any interesting thing will do.
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