The Battles - Episode One
Courtesy of the 3umvirate Archives |
In the BLUE Corner,
steely eyes glinting and nasty verbs spitting, weighing in at an amazing
number of pounds... NAKASALA!
And In the RED Corner, there's
fire in his eyes and rhymes in his despise, the one man FOKO! |
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Without much ado, let's get this started.
why u keep usin ur head like a blunt object?.
Why do you keep using yours like....... er... why
don't you use yours?
firstly: look, boi. i don't breed recessives,
You should not be allowed to breed. Period.
so there's no way u and i can be related.
As if I should be so lacking in ambition.
ever heard of a figure of speech?...
What does it look like?
i'd like to say something about that spitting thing...but
but... it would only mean more shitting. T.P. anyone?
flame on, muthafucka (and no no...i don't mean burst into flames...u
really
should try to be less literal...ur worse than a microsoft programme, but
with less than a vanishing fraction of the intelligence).
And you my friend are like an intestine... full
of shit.
Wait a minute! Hold it! Hold it! Weren't you born
in Nagasaki?...Ohhhhhh. I
see. Yep. That explains a lot.
I can see you are running out of high browed words. Might I recommend
another dictionary? And you really should see a shrink about your repressed
anger issues.
If stupidity were a song... you'd be the chorus.
BTW...don't get it twisted...the only reason i
know about ur lil pink
thong
is coz that pussy-bitch u take it up the a-hole from
Wake up Nakasala! You're unleashing your fantasies
out loud again, damn it!
got caught lifting some
skimpy shyte 4 u @walmarts....or so my gal told me.
You never had a girl!.... Your blow-up doll doesn't
count.
But seriously though... Did you come up with that last one on your own?
LOL. Well... I believe you... no one else would want to claim resposibility
for it. It was so lame, it's paraplegic.
Nakasala you are living proof that sheep should not be cloned. BTW,
shouldn't they be using you for experiments somewhere?
Hey Naks, I was thinking... we can start using you for funds drives. You
know... a "Come see this freak of nature" gig. ....You get to
wear all the
thongs you want.
I must admit though that you indeed have a bigger brain than the average
man. Only there's so much hardware but no software. Tell me, does it hurt?
How does it feel to be dimmer that the average veggie? I guess if you
really put some effort into it you would outsmart a rock. That should
be
some source of comfort.
I'm out. |
u really are out. u know, 4 a guy that flaps
his lips a lot, u don't say
much....
nagasaki?....dear god....mesa give up!!!! that's
a line i use-ta hear back
in primary school (hint, hint...)
'it's so lame, its paraplegic'.... dear mother
of god!!!....i guess u's the
quintessence of scintillatin acuity, huh?
u have a wit as subtle as a chargin bison....
i'll just quit while i'm (wayyyyyy!!!!!!!!!) ahead....u
can contiune to jerk
off online, son, spam my mail and all that.....
nakasala. |
Well, well, well. I must say that I'm very impressed
Nakasala. No really. That you were able to even write another piece of mail
after the beat-down you received from me is worthy enough to deserve a medal
of honour.
However, I cannot help but infer that the only way you can still be on your
feet could be because of one of the following two reasons:
1. You still don't know that this is the part where you fall down.
2. I hit you below the level of your finely tuned high-brow sensibilities.
Knowing you, I rather think it's both. One day, far off into the future
it MIGHT all hit you, then the screaming will start. "You mean the
guy at the end of the flick was the same one a the beginning?... ohhhhhh!"
Well, either way you still have the dubious c.v. of a jamaa that still went
on yapping after decapitation. Ah... but that can all be explained too...
you talk out ya arse.
I'm out.
P.S. Muchemu, you and I have one thing in common. We're both laughing and
shaking our heads... The only difference is... I know why you're laughing...
It still hasen't hit you why I am. |