I know, I know, you can't have six people in a Triumvirate, but *Nakasala's suggestion that it be termed the Sexumvirate... now, that's just wrong. So, by popular demand... The TRUIMVIRATE! |
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Charles
He is, in a word, disgusting. He's one of those charmed people with a Midas touch thing going for him. He happens to be very good at everything he does; programming, music, remembering obscure lines from movies (whether tis The Good, The Bad and the Ugly or Lion King), singing (yes, he sings too.), first person shooter 3-d stealth games, pool, salsa... he'd probably be good at that game where you see who can spin a chair the most times in a minute. And worse, he starts of by saying, "Oh I know nothing about [html/vb/guitar]" only to suddenly come up with, a few seconds later, a smashing [website/programming project/ the guitar chords to You Will Know, by Black Men United]. Urgh! (Moment taken for frustrated and jealous yelling, screaming and smiting of chest.) Anyway, Charles loves Hard core rap music, beautiful women, pole-vaulting, randomly opening operating system files and modifying their contents (causing computers to hang terribly and help-desk assistants to wail uncrontrollably), helping blind people cross roads and can usually be found lolling in cyberspace at The FokoJ-Dom Disney Villain Character: Gaston (Beauty and the Beast) |
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KatarinaHave you ever watched The Grim Adventures Bill and Mandy, one section of that ever so popular cartoon show Grim and Evil? (Cartoon Network 15:00hrs EAT) This lass is a lot like Mandy, in that whole... (I can't explain, Just watch Bill and Mandy and you'll have an idea of what Katarina's like.) One would hope that she'd be satisfied with the whole tall, slim, dusky beauty thing going for her... but NO! She has to go and add razor-sharp wit to her repetoire. For example on Ken's news that the lady who'd played the part of the Oracle in Matrix, and Matrix Reloaded had passed away due to complications brought on by diabetis, she says: "Was it the candy?" She is like the Goddess of one-liners, she doesn't waste words, just delivers one shocking blow in a very short sentence. So, I guess, to the world, since she's not out yapping like a puppy, she also comes off as being mysterious. Do the women of the world a favour Katarina, and at least be an air-head! Disney Villain Character: Wicked Step Mother (Cinderella) |
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Ken
He brings out the best in Katarina's character, by continuously managing to get on her wrong side and thus giving her an excuse to be nasty (in a deliciously cutting manner) and providing no end of entertainment for the rest of us. Now, what I say next might cause you to doubt all the aforementioned character traits... he wants to be a (say it!)... a ... lawyer. He is kind to animals and small children and loves the homeless. (Especially if they are stewed slowly with carrots and potatoes.) Ken's likely to become a really good lawyer cause he has this unnerving ability to make people spill their guts. He is for example, the recepient of certain Saturday Morning phone-calls from Michael where Mike spills out his guts and then threatens Ken with fates worth than death should he spill the beans. Ken then ruthlessly uses these tales to blackmail Mike, but to his credit has never told the tales. I think this means he'll take that attorney/client privledge thingi seriously. Or maybe he's just frightened that Mike will tell all about the "Epiglottis" incident or the "Hot Tea" incident. (Yeah, they are full of these past war/horror/embarassing stories that they just refuse to share with me. As if I'd go and put the said tales on the interent.) Disney Villain Character: Gaston (Beauty and The Beast)
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Mike
(Infact, I got so confident in my greatness, that I challenged the master to a web-competition. Well, that ended gracelessly enough. The master threw the grasshopper back to it's rightful place in the abyss of tags and un-updated sites... full details) He also led me on the path to great happiness, and the path to the addiction to all things Matrix. Infact, let's just say Mike's a great leader. He's ambitious, driven, focused and partial to Chilli Chicken pies from Baker's Pies. He's disgustingly responsible, and unendingly reliable (in, other words, a friend that one does not let go of.) He's also like a pokemon dressed up as a dobberman. Or like Scar on the outside, but Pumba on the inside. He believes he's cold and mysterious (favourite 90210 quote: "May the bridges I burn light the way"), but we all know that he's really just a cuddly-wuddly puppy (case in point, cool quote, but still, it comes from 90210). Self proclaimed hotmailer and hater of all things yahoo!, you can find him on http://geocities.com/mikelexx (Kichecko kutoka mbali.) Disney Villain Character: Originally he got Gaston, but apparently, he felt that Gaston seemed gay and not evil enough, so he took the test again, cheated and came out as Jafar!(Alladin). Seeing as he cheated in a Villain Test, I guess he can be whichever evil villain he wants to be. Hell, he can even be a Kenyan Politician.
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TonY
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(Nakasala)Not really a member of the Triumvirate, but has brought great moments of joy and laughter especially when he and No9 hone their battling skills on each other... I like to think of him as the "Special Guest Appearance" in the sitcom of our lives. Like Monica and Ross's Parents in Friends. |
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3umvirate Archives:The Battles
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There's
this corny line that people like to pick others up with, "Heaven
must be missing an angel". The sad thing is that in the case of
this guy, I begin to think it might actually be true. Maybe the statement
that applies here is "Pluto is missing a Martian". Either
way, he is definitely not of this earth. Or this earth is just not ready
for him.
Funny,
cute, adorable, sensitive, brilliant and saved from being cloyingly
perfect by an unnatural, unhealthy addiction to sport and Anna Kourni-bloody-kova.
I
have heap-loads to be grateful to Mike for. He got me mighty interested
in programming, even led me on the path to the great html greatness
you see today.
Strong
Silent Type.
