The Yuletide Log



By Leigh





Date: 03 Jan 2005.
Title: Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.
Contact from the parents : None! OH NOES THEY DIED!!1!11
Kitchen bench space occupied by dirty dishes: 2%
Late.

Today. Oh, today was thrilling. I awoke at the crack of noon, had some lunch, had another call from the illustrious Courtney, and then walked the dogs and cleaned some of the house. The thrills. And, to a lesser extent, the spills.

Then! Courtney called. From le airport. Something along the lines of, �Hey, we�re back. So, uh... Can you come pick me and my family up?� Could I! And I did.

I know, my narrative style is just going from strength to strength, right?

Hola, Courtney�s family! Hola, Courtney�s family�s luggage! And then Courtney: The Humanoid Typhoon came back to my place, drank two bottles of wine (about twelve standard drinks), spilt a glass, broke a vase, and stumbled merrily home after watching The Crow and some anim�.

And that, boys and girls, was the Monday that was. Two days until family descends.




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