The Matrix: Rewritten





Back when The Matrix was a single movie and hella cool, we used to heart it. We used to heart it with big pink floating hearts that were snuggling other, big purple hearts, all on clouds of cotton candy. And we wore a lot of black. Actually, we still wear a lot of black. Anyway, somehow, this happened. Don't question it or ninjas might come out of your walls and eat your eyeballs.

I'm just saying, it's a possibility. I mean, they wear black too.





Pieces of some length

The Jerry Springer Show, Episode 303
The Matrix: Abridged
Severely Retarded Songs: Rewritten

The Ballad of Agent Smith
Secret Smile
Slime (Slide)
Don't Call Me Thomas
The Twelve Days of Christmas




Past Endeavours



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