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FLOWER
DISASTER
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Vanness:
Man, this is sooooo
delicious...From now on, I'm not gonna eat anything other than these...
Jerry:
(Burp) I'm full... Want some?
Vic:
Darn Vanness and Jerry, the first took all the leaves, the latter
voraciously gobbled all the flowers and left me with these grass! Oh, but
anyway, why not try what's present eh?
Ken:
Huh? The F3? Hehehe... Just a while ago I was spraying those green stuffs
with pesticides... This is interesting...let's see what'll happen next...
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CAMERA
DILEMMA
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Vanness:
I'm gonna pretend I'm not aware of the camera... just curious how
gorgeous I am on a snaphot... you know I used to make those wacky and
unrecognizably deformed faces whenever we guys have photo shoots... I'll
take this one seriously...
Ken:
You really thought it's just you who wants to
get serious on this stuff? Huh! Me too... Let's see whom between us will
look more gorgeous on a snapshot! Wanna bet? Lemme see... bet on your
whole annual talent fee! Fair enough?
Jerry:
ZaiZai, look at the cam! Don't mix up with these two snapshot-crazy
weirdos... I'll bet half of my talent fee from this shoot that... I mean,
one-fourth... I mean, never mind... I mean, you know, bet your
talent fee, both of them will look like jerks on that shot! (...Gee, I
almost forgot I'm thrifty! Good thing he didn't bite it!)
Vic:
Don't bother me Man, I'm deep
concentrating on the picture-taking... |
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WHAT THE
FART!!!
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Vic:
Iiiiiwwwwww!!!! How could someone as handsome as Jerry has a fart as
disgusting as that! Ironically, the traffic is heavy... how long can I
tolerate this... aarrrgghhh!
Vanness:
Jerry, just you wait, Man...I'll take revenge! But for now, I think I
shouldn't breathe... uuuuhhhh...
Ken:
Heavens!!! How could a fart smell as aromatic as that? Jerry, You really
have lots of incredible talents... I'm so proud of you. Man!!!
Jerry:
Yesss!!! Good thing no one had even noticed that it was me who
farted... Thank heaven for having dumb group mates eh... hahaha!!!
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NO MERCY!
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Vic:
Guys, are you really gonna let me stand here the whole day? I was like
standing here for about ih, er, zhan, xi, woo, liw, chi, pa...
Ken:
(Thinking) I'm sorry,
man... you can count till "ih pa one" but I can't give up my
chair for you...
Vanness:
(Murmuring) I'll just pretend I'm not hearing anything...
Jerry:
(Thinking) Actually, I wanted to pee but if I stood up to head for the
restroom, ZaiZai will snatch my chair! No way! I'd rather suppress it...
urgh...
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F4-F1=F3?
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Vanness:
Why, it's so incredibly comfy laying on your back, Jerry... Wish you're a
mattress rather than a groupmate eh?
Vic:
Hey, Vanness? Did you ... did you just said MATTRESS? Wow! Perfect!
I'm a bit sleepy right now, you know... would you mind getting your butt
out of there for me?
Ken:
A bit sleepy right now? You mean, soooo much sleepy all the time! Hey,
Van, would you mind taking me for a hitch? you know, I'm kinda envious
right here watching how comfy you feel...
Jerry:
Arrrgghhh.... C-Can I have a... s-solo career, A-Aunt
Angie?
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WHATTA POSE!
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Vanness
was holding his belt and scratching off his butt...
Jerry's
holding his belt and Ken's shoulder...
Ken's
holding nothing, just wearing a smile... Vic's
holding... WHAT? |
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WHERE'S
KEN?
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JERRY:
Hey, Van, where's Ken?
VANNESS:
Dunno. ZaiZai, where's Ken?
VIC:
Dunno either, maybe he's just somewhere there... everywhere you know...
don't worry that much guys, I'm sure where ever he is, he's fine...
KEN:
(V.0.) I'm in here! Idiots! Here inside this darn box you're sitting at
Jerry, you're leaning at Van, and you're covering on Vic! What are you
guys doing? Can't you hear me people? HEY!!!!
JERRY,
VAN & VIC: (all thinking) Really? This is exciting... how about
a revenge for the pesticides you joyfully put on our favorite eating
field? HEHE... (all eyes head for the toolbox)... |
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FINDING
KEN
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Vic:
If only I could turn back time, I wouldn't do such a thing to Ken anymore!
Now, I don't have some belly fat to pinch at... whatta pity... can't you
guys just leave your bellies with cellulites for me so I can go on with my
life even without Ken around...
Jerry:
Yeah, Can't bear it at all... Wish Ken's here to cook for our food, 'coz
you know I think, few minutes more and I'm dying here in hunger... My 8
meals a day won't be a pushover anymore 'cause he's not here to feed me!
Huhuhu... My tummy's miserable without him...
Vanness:
Well, I'm gonna miss him too... I'm gonna miss those cigar ashes and smoke
he used to scatter the whole room... and even at first, it was some kind
of a hateful scent, now, it's something my nose's can't live without
smelling in... Oh Ken, We're sorry, Man, we promise we won't hammer that
box with long nails anymore if ever you get inside again...Hope you'll be
back soon...
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F4
as in Fighting 4?
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Vanness:
Hey Ken, get off there if you still care about your body... this is my
territory! You are trespassing, ok?
Ken:
(frowning)
Never! Even if you push me, bang my head on the glass walll, kick my butt
off here I'm never gonna give up this space coz I look very cute here!
Vanness:
Why,
thanks for the brilliantly violent ideas! Well, then prepare your head and
thy stubborn butt! They'll all land on the grass!
Jerry:
Hey,
guys! That's a very exciting fight.. don't be shy to shed some blood, ok?
Just an advice..
Vic:
Hang on
there! We'll schedule that fight ok? We'll make big money out of that
later. Jerry will help me collect bucks for the bets... right BL?
Jerry: That's a
great idea ZaiZai... (Hehehe... this is gonna be lot of fun! I never
thought fighting 2 Fs will make money! Hmmm... wait a minute, What if I
fight with ZaiZai?)
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Birthday
Wishes?
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Vanness:
(Thinking excitedly) Oh Man... It's my 23rd birthday and I can't help but
wonder what's these great buddies of mine were wishing for me on my
special day...
Ken:
(Thinking enviously) I wish Vanness' great talent in dancing would
disappear and would be mine... so i could dance whenever, wherever like he
does. hmmm.. he dances while combing his hair, he dances while tying his
shoe string, he dances while flossing his teeth, he dances while cracking
down his nose, he dances while scratching off his butt...(sigh) I'm
longing to do those as well...
Vic:
YAWNS LOUD... (Thinking drowsily) I wish this party to end quickly. I just
want to spend my day with my bed, roaring with a snore...
Jerry:
(Thinking hungrily) Wish I could eat the whole cake.... i love how the
toppings look like, they made my stomach screech rowdily and the icing's
deliciously fluffy... yummy... oh, and is that candle edible?
hmmm... |
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Vic
& Jerry's Adventures |
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Jerry:
Come on ZaiZai, wake up! We're
in the middle of a song number, for
Christ's sake!
Vic:
YAWNS LOUDLY... Hey, don't cut off my slumber...
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Vic:
Come
on BL, I thought we're endorsing Pepsi, how come you're tipsy?
Jerry:
Who's
tipsy eh? Are you fed up with your life?
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Vic:
I pray for more sleeps ahead... *sigh... can I sleep here and not be
obvious? GRUUU...GRUUU...
Jerry:
I pray for more foods ahead, oh and don't forget more FOODS... oh and
foods too... and foods pls? |
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Vic:
BL, Look at Ken, he might want something to slurp or sip or what... but I
felt so worried coz his lips were in that shape for an hour now. Quite
shameful for those who sees, he doesn't even look good with that, I can do
it even better, look...
Jerry:
Just pretend we don't know him. If someone asked, tell that nosy parker
we just disband a while ago... and hey, you're right, you look better on
that slurpee-pose! |
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