Magrat Garlick

Magrat is a romantic young witch from Lancre. She believes in peace and harmony and mystic runes. She is not beautiful - in fact, she isn�t a very good witch by the standards of her colleagues - Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg. She is a wet hen, but inside she can be as though as steel, and she�s not one to give up easily. She is currently married to the king of Lancre Verence the 2nd, and they have a baby daughter.

Sometimes is never quite enough

If you're flawless, then you'll win my love

Don't forget to win first place

Don't forget to keep that smile on your face

Be a good boy

Try a little harder

You've got to measure up

And make me prouder

How long before you screw it up

How many times do I have to tell you to hurry up

With everything I do for you

The least you can do is keep quiet

Be a good girl

You've gotta try a little harder

That simply wasn't good enough

To make us proud

I'll live through you

I'll make you what I never was

If you're the best, then maybe so am I

Compared to him, compared to her

I'm doing this for your own damn good

You'll make up for what I blew

What's the problem... why are you crying

Be a good boy

Push a little farther now

That wasn't fast enough

To make us happy

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect