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Granny Weatherwax is a Lancre witch. She is the best witch around, and comes from a long line of witches and wizards. She is the leader of a coven consisting of Nanny Ogg, Magrat Garlick, and lately also Agnes Nitt. Granny is always minding everybody�s for them, on the basis that she knows best. She also doesn�t have time for romance.

I don't wanna be no man's woman
It don't make me happy this mantrolling
Thing that you got for me so I become
No man's woman
I don't wanna be no man's woman
I've other work I want to get done
I haven't traveled this far to become
No man's woman
No Man's woman
Cuz I'm tired of it
And I'm not scared of it
That I'll never trust again
Cuz a man could fake you
Take your soul and make you
Miserable in so much pain
My friends think I'm alone but I've got secrets
I don't tell everything about the love I get
I got a lovin man but he's a spirit
He never does me harm never treats me bad
He never takes away all the love he has
And I forgive him a million times
I'm never tired of it
And I'm not scared of it
Cuz it doesn't cause me pain
Like a man could fake you
Take your soul and make you
Never be yourself again
I never wanna be no man's woman
I only wanna be my own woman
I haven't traveled this far to become
No man's woman
No man's woman
No man's woman

Granny Esmeralda Weatherwax

Granny appears in the following books:

Granny�s theme is No Man�s Woman by Sinead O'Connor:

The picture is by Paul Kidby with his permission.

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