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Gaspode the Wonder-Dog |
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Gaspode is a small dirty mongrel that lives on the streets of Ankh-Morpork. Due to sleeping too close to the Unseen University he found himself able to talk. A talking dog is impossible, therefor most people don�t hear him on the conscious level. They do hear him, but they think it�s their own thoughts. |
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Gaspode�s theme song is A Dog�s Life by Elvis Presley: |
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If I had my life to live over |
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I know just what I'd like to be |
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A pampered pet of a rich brunette |
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Sitting on my mama's knee |
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Someone to love me |
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Someone to care |
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Rubberduck dubble little fingers through my hair |
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I need a dog's life |
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What a life, that's good enough for me |
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That's good enough for me |
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If I had a bone to be picking |
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A picking chicken or a steak |
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Curled up there in an easy chair |
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Man, that won't be hard to take |
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I'll always be faithful |
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That's what I'd be |
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Never bite a hand that feeds me, no siree |
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Just lead a dog's life |
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What a life |
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That's good enough for me |
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That's good enough for me |
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I'd find me a pink little poodle |
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And lose my noodle over her |
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I chase her 'round all over town |
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Just to ruffle up her fur |
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Nuzzle her muzzle |
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A hole in her paw |
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Greatest case of puppy lovin' you ever saw |
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It's called a dog's life |
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What a life |
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That's good enough for me |
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You heard me say it now |
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That's good enough for me |
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That's good enough for |
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Gaspode appears in the following books: |