<-static
static is well a uhh odd machine to say the least i mean they where kind and well
they whernt bad until well the incident that we now adress by "hear the static call" i mean it honestly sounds dumb but it fits i geuss so lets just get to the point so from the info and documents i have is static is not realy a robot lets just say there more of a virus they spread through sight spesificly if you look into there or a infecteds eyes for well lets say youll be atracted to it like a moth when they see light now this virus can only spread to robots as well its a virus obviusly now thats just the start but before i get into the viruses efects theres one way you can i geuss become imune which is sunglasses yes sunglasses as they cant directly see your eyes it cant spread alright now let me explain what happens when your infected so you become infect then well its game over your now a mindless drone listening to your commands from the virus aka static there is no possible way to remove the virus yet with yet being the key word so now where done with that lets put our braincells back in our head and call mat pat as now where getting into static's lore oooooo scary okay so static is a prototype mimi the first one made on the blu team after red kicking their ass too many times with there robots so decided to copy them yes copy but their robots after static which wasnt called static at the time and well no one remembers or knows there name to well today so after they made more the new ones kept malfuctioning this wasnt caused by static but it was becuase blu was ass at engineering so they where left with the prototype as a while before there medic left gone not coming back so they made static a medic and the scout decieded to super glue god dam cat ears to statics head and also cut of the end of there power cord and frayed it god dam scouts am i right static hated there job and the fact they where being a medic put way to much pressure on them so they stopped they left blu mid match a unexplained event or so they thought static that faitfull day 2 years after they where made gained power they let the virus in there system in excange for unlimited power they where never to be seen for more then 10 YEARS HOLY when they returned they heard storys about them that was made up all incorect the one that was closest was surprisingly scout as they didnt leave her alone and yes static is female get it right for god sake as soon as they returned they made there decision one by one corupting robot to robot both teams diddnt know about the war that was to come and now present day over 90% of the robot population involed in red vs blu are corupted the last 10% are consiting of statics little brother survivers and people who for some reason static protects but mostly its just survivors and well thats it for now thats where my documents stop at as i the person who is a survivor is curently hiding from them so well wish me luck heh heh