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| 10 Commandments For A Responsible Pet Owner |
| 1. Thou shalt not separate from me at any time--unless thou decides to get me food. 2. Thou shalt give me time to understand thee and thy human babble. I'm not human, give me time... 3. Thou shalt place your trust in me. 4. Thou shalt not mistreat me in any way, shape, or form. 5. Thou shalt try to talk to me, I may not understand words but I understand your voice. 6. Thou shalt remember how thou treats me, I know I will!! 7. Thou shalt remember that I have teeth that could easily crush thy measly bones but choose not to, so choose not to strike me. 8. Thou shalt not come to conclusions about my behavior. I may seem to be lazy or uncooperative, but maybe it's for a reason. 9. Thou shalt take care of me in my decrepit and golden years. 10. Thou shalt try to come with me on difficult journeys. Don't abandon me in my time of need just because it's too painful for you to watch. |