film reviews
2001
(front-loaded ranking, alphabetical after that)

EXCELLENCE
(* * * *)
films that will undoubtably be remembered
when the end of the year rolls around
Amelie
Memento


ON THE BRINK
(* * * 1/2)
the "I-gave-it-three-and-a-half-stars-'cuz-
it-was-nearly-perfect-but-not-quite-mind-blowing" spot
Ali
Amores Perros
Chopper
In the Bedroom
In The Mood For Love
The Man Who Wasn't There
Monster's Ball
Moulin Rouge
Mulholland Drive
The Princess and the Warrior
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Score
Sexy Beast
SPY Kids
Startup.com
The Vertical Ray of the Sun
Wet Hot American Summer
Wit


IN LIMBO
(* * *)
I recognize your brilliance and your flaws
and judge them to be on a 3:1 sliding scale
A.I. Artificial Intelligence
Baby Boy
A Beautiful Mind
Black Hawk Down
Bully
Cats & Dogs
The Claim
15 Minutes
From Hell
Ghost World
John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars
Hannibal
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Iron Monkey
Legally Blonde
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Monsters, Inc.
Ocean's Eleven
The Others
Session 9
Swordfish
Time and Tide
Together
Training Day
Va Savoir
The Wedding Planner
With a Friend Like Harry


PAR FOR THE COURSE
(* * 1/2)
Breaking even is hard to do.
Atlantis
Bridget Jones' Diary
The Center of the World
Chain Camera
Evolution
The Fast and the Furious
Fat Girl
Final Fantasy : The Spirits Within
Ginger Snaps
The Golden Bowl
Gosford Park
Heartbreakers
Heist
Iris
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
Josie and the Pussycats
Joy Ride
Jump Tommorrow
Jurassic Park 3
Keep the River on Your Right: a modern cannibal tale
A Knight's Tale
The Last Castle
L.I.E.
Made
Osmosis Jones
Pandaemonium
Panic
Planet of the Apes
Save the Last Dance
Series 7: The Contenders
Snatch
Under the Sand
Vanilla Sky
Waking Life
The Widow of St. Pierre


LOW RENT DISTRICT
(* *)
Clearly not something I'd see in a train
station bathroom - but close.
Angel Eyes
Big Time
Blow
Captain Corelli's Mandolin
The Caveman's Valentine
The Deep End
The Dish
Dr. Doolittle 2
Don't Say A Word
Driven
Freddy Got Fingered
Greenfingers
The Mexican
The Last Teen Movie
The Luzhin Defence
O
The Pledge
Rat Race
Scary Movie 2


-$7.75 (-$5.00 if matinee)
(* 1/2)
I've warned everyone I know. Even some I don't know.
America's Sweethearts
The Anniversary Party
Bones
Grateful Dawg
The Million Dollar Hotel
The Mummy Returns
Pearl Harbor
Pootie Tang
The Road Home
Serendipity
Shrek
Songcatcher
The Tailor of Panama


WILL REQUIRE MOUTHWASH
(*)
"You need a whole meal to get rid of that taste!" - Kids, 1995.
Along Came a Spider
American Outlaws
Crazy/Beautiful
Enemy at the Gates
Hardball
Lost and Delirious
One Night at McCool's
Recess : School's Out
Someone Like You
Tomb Raider
Town and Country


THE CHEESE GRATER
(1/2 *)
It would be more pleasureable to masturbate
with above object than to watch these films
The Animal
Head Over Heels
Sugar & Spice


SILTY DREGS
(no *'s)
Not only does it give me chest pains for weeks,
it ruined a perfectly good set of eyes
Rush Hour 2
Soul Survivors


(2001 films in alphabetical order)
home
Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1