
THE STORY OF STONY JOE
Once upon a time, about 40 years ago...
1965 - Stony Joe popped out of his momma kicking, screaming and howling at the world and everything in it.
1969 - Stony Joe missed Woodstock.
1970 - He went to school and was educated.
1971 - Big Earthquake! Sylmar, February 9th
Growing up in Sunny Southern California's San Fernando Valley was a real strange trip.
He travelled with his grandma and family around the United States, Canada and the United Kingdom.
1981 - Stony Joe is lost at the Renaissance Pleasure Faire in Agoura.
1983 - Stony Joe graduated and went north to college for four years in the redwoods at Uncle Charlie's Summer Camp.
1984 - Stony Joe is lost on the south fork of the Merced River and Yosemite National Park.
1987 - A college degree later, he moved to Marin County and then returned to the City of the Angels.
1987 - Stony Joe visits England again.
1988 - Stony Joe hangs with Hollywood Showbiz celebrities:
Oprah Winfrey, Iggy Pop, Ronald Reagan, Neil Young and Crazy Horse, Armand Assante, Jon Voight, Alice Cooper, Martin Landau,
Alice In Chains, Billy Dee Wiliams, Thomas Gottschalks ("the Johnny Carson of Germany"), Stanley Clarke, and more.
1992 - Stony Joe was seduced by LOVE and ended up legally wed in Glendale.
1994 - Big Earthquake! Northridge, January 17th
1996 - Stony Joe was single again and living in a sh*thole apartment in North Hollywood.....
1997 - Stony Joe started a new adventure in Hollywood.
2000 - Stony Joe moved to Malibu with a cute (but bitchy) roommate.
2002 - She moved out leaving Stony Joe homeless and alone.
Stony Joe put all his stuff in storage and for the last three years he's been crashing in the San Fernando Valley.
2005 - December: Stony Joe builds his website so everyone can view his world!
2006 - Stony Joe Declares His QUEST FOR FIRE! BURNING MAN 2007!