If I had friends and family who would have supported me at achieving my dreams, instead of a bunch of fucking assholes in my family, you wouldn't see Ken Barlow on tv doing the weather, you would see me, but wait, I would rant about the weather during the summer when it gets too fucking hot out and I would put images of turds and Satan in front of the sun on hot days. I would put an image of Satan mixed in with a turd in front of the sun on any day when the high temperature is 86° and above, the low temperature is 70° and above and when the dew point is 66 and above. On a hot day, I will mention right on the air, that the weather is too fucking hot out.

      I would also mention how I enjoy going out into my back yard, taking off all my clothes and masturbate on a warm, muggy, summer night, but a mosquito bit me on my. I will also mention the time when I decided to go out into my back yard, take off all my clothes and masturbate on a cold winter night when the temperature is -30° and I ended up getting frost bite on my penis when I did that! Holy fucking Jesus, if I talked about shit like that I would be fired. Fuck that shit! If I actually did have supportive parents who didn't treat me like shit, maybe I could have become a weatherman, I wouldn't be happy because I wouldn't be allowed to express myself. I would have been so unhappy, I would have started taking to numb my severe unhappiness and emotional pain and I probably would have ended up having a nervous breakdown because I would have been so unhappy and think that something is wrong with me because I don't fit in with this culture that I live in and I would have been so unaware that the society we live in sucks and blows dick! When I was growing up, I started out by being a nerd who was interested in the weather and then my parents treated me like shit for not being "normal", which has caused me to turn out to be a nerd who happens to be very militant. Maybe it's a good thing that I didn't become a weatherman. I came to realize that I am better off being a writer in which I have the opportunity to express myself, uncensored!

Also, if Pat became a weatherman, you probably wouldn't be reading all of this interesting stuff on Pat's 2005 Vision of the World Page, so I guess that there is a reason that Pat's dream of becoming a weatherman was fucked because he had parents who treated him like shit along with no other people to support him. When Pat was growing up, he was a nerd for being interested in the weather, but now he's a controversial and crude nerd and that's cool!