The picture below is not one of those beautiful mountains that you see in San Francisco. It is Greg's new home which is called, MOUNT SHIT HELEN, which is located in Pompano Beach, Florida.

      Greg was disappointed. Instead of going to San Francisco to have his ashes dropped off the Golden Gate Bridge, he was on his way to a landfill in Pompano Beach, Florida. Greg was going to turn into what his father always called him, TRASH! He decided to accept that he was trash.

       Oh that landfill was full of dirty diapers, used tampons, rotten meat and best of all, plenty of maggots. Greg decided that the best thing to do was, accept the fact that he got fucked over while he was alive and got fucked over after he killed himself. Society and his father fucked him up so bad while he was alive, he felt like a piece of trash since he was a kid. He decided to have a positive attitude by saying, "I'm a piece of trash and I'm so proud of it, I'm gonna party in this landfill and have a good time".

       By having a positive attitude about being trash, Greg was very horny after he arrived at the landfill. He decided to let the maggots fuck him and it felt so good. The orgasm was better than any orgasm he had when he was alive. After being fucked enough times, Greg got pregnant, but the maggots didn't tell him that he was pregnant! They wanted it to be a surprise. It would take a few days before Greg could give birth anyway. Meanwhile, Greg started fucking the maggots and he made them pregnant. Greg was having such a good time, he was never happier.

     Meanwhile, Greg's parents decided to blame the underground and alternative music that he listened to, on causing him to turn gay, and causing him to be able to come back from the dead. His mother believed his father after she called a Christian counseling hotline. They told her that listening to many kinds of underground music will make kids turn gay. They also said that the music possesses their soul and they said that there were reported cases of kids harassing their parents after committing suicide.

     Somehow, Greg's mother forgot about the time when he stuck that pencil up his ass when he was in third grade. At that time, Greg still liked Barry Manilow and Michael Bolton and he never even heard of alternative music, so therefore, either Barry Manilow or Michael Bolton must have been the ones who caused Greg to get possessed and turn gay, but for some reason, that religious group never even considered blaming Barry Manilow or Michael Bolton for causing kids to turn gay and get possessed.

       Meanwhile, back at the landfill, Greg was feeling good and strong. Getting fucked by and fucking maggots just gave him an aura of energy. Greg felt so good, he decided to leave the landfill, but he knew he'd be back, because he loved it there.

     Greg decided to go to his house and spy on his parents. At the house, his parents were having a meeting with a right wing religious group about how underground and alternative music causes kids to turn gay and get possessed by Satan. They talked about groups like "Depeche Mode" and "Erasure". They were getting organized to get a law passed to have a mandatory warning label put on Depeche Mode albums that said, "PARENTAL ADVISORY, THIS MUSIC ENCOURAGES HOMOSEXUALITY". They then wanted to get a law passed that would not allow anyone under 18 to buy any music that had gay warning labels on them. Greg heard everything and he was pissed off so much because they blamed the music that he listened to on causing him to commit suicide, instead of growing up in a right wing, intolerant fascist society, which caused him to hate himself. After they were done bitching about "Depeche Mode", they also believed that "Talking Heads" caused kids to turn gay too and they also thought that their song called "Burning Down the House", encouraged kids to masturbate, while looking at fires and subliminally encouraged kids to get into witchcraft. While Greg's shit for brains parents and that right wing religious group were bitching about that Talking Heads song, Greg appeared with a can of gasoline and threw it on them. Then of course, he lit a match and it was the end of them. Talk about burning down the house!

      Greg's next target was the sheriff. As it turns out, the sheriff was sitting in a topless doughnut shop in Fort Lauderdale, talking to one of the leaders of the Ku Klux Klan. The guy from the Ku Klux Klan approached the sheriff and told him that he wanted to blow up gay clubs with dynamite, while a lot of people were in them.  The guy from the sheriff told the guy from the Ku Klux Klan that blowing up gay bars sounds like a good idea.  The guy from the Ku Klux Klan discussed with the sheriff on how he could blow up gay bars and get away with it.

       Well, Greg snuck up on them and heard their plot and was he pissed. Meanwhile, Greg wanted to blow up the landfill that he was living in because Greg wasn't feeling good, as he was suffering from stomach cramps, and besides, Greg wanted to destroy South Florida. Greg also realized that if his ashes were dropped off the Golden Gate Bridge like he wanted, he would be in no pain.

      Well anyway, after hearing the guy from the Ku Klux Klan and the sheriff discussing how they were going to blow up gay bars, Greg snuck up on the guy from the Ku Klux Klan and hit him over the head with a hammer. He then grabbed his gun and shot him to death. He then grabbed the sheriff and stuck the gun to his head and said, "tell me where you were going to get the dynamite to blow up those gay bars you fuckin' bastard? If you tell me, I'll let you live. That's a promise". The sheriff refused to tell him, so Greg took the gun and hit him in the head with it. He asked him again, "tell me before I blow your fuckin' brains out, asshole". The sheriff told Greg that he was gonna get the dynamite at a military base in Homestead. Greg then told the sheriff that he was gonna get the dynamite and blow up the landfill in Pompano Beach. He then blew the sheriff's brains out. As for Greg's promise to let the sheriff live, he lied!

The fun ain't over yet!  In Chapter IV, Greg gets pregant and gives birth to monsters to help him get even with all the assholes who fucked him over when he was allive!