After Greg killed the sheriff, his stomach cramps were getting worse and worse. He decided to go back to the landfill. By the time he got to the landfill, the pain was so bad, he could hardly stand it. Then he felt like he had to take a shit real bad. Greg didn't know it, but he was going into labor. All of a sudden, hundreds of tiny maggots came out of Greg's ass. All the other maggots told Greg, "congratulations, because you gave birth to maggots, but not just any kind of maggots. You made our dream come true because you helped us start a special breed of maggots. These maggots will grow up to become monsters"! Soon, all the other maggots who Greg fucked, were giving birth and there were baby maggots everywhere!

      It was a day of celebration, so the maggots decided to throw a party for Greg with all kinds of delicious food. They had a gourmet selection of dirty diapers, rotten meat, medical waste, including syringes and disposable enemas, but best of all, to top off their feast, they were going to eat the body of a dead dog, that someone threw out. They really knew how to party and Greg just loved eating the rotten meat and the dead dog. Greg knew that he was a piece of trash and he never thought that being trash could be so much fun.

     A couple of days later, the newly born maggots were no longer looking like maggots! They were starting to look like monsters, but tiny and weak monsters, however the monsters continued to grow. In 2 weeks, the monsters were fully grown and it was time to get the people who fucked with Greg.

     The first place that Greg and the monsters decided to hit was his old high school and the first target at his high school would be his industrial arts class. Greg grabbed the teacher, turned on the saw, and put him into the saw, right between his legs. When Greg said he wanted to cut off that teacher's dick, he meant business! After he got the teacher, it was time to get all the other homphobic assholes in that class. Before Greg killed them, he had an announcement to make: "Me and these monsters have declared war on homophobia. You are all a bunch of fuckin' scumbags that are intolerant of anyone who's different and you shall all be put to death. Also, I find you boys to be very sexy, so me and my monster friends will whack off and cum in your face before we kill you". Well, sure enough, all those guys and the monsters got to have Greg and the monsters beat off in their face before they had their dicks cut off with electric saws.

      Next target, the scumbags who threw Greg's lunch on the floor. Those guys thought they could get away with fucking with Greg but they were pretty scared, after what happened in that industrial arts class. When those guys saw Greg and the monsters coming, they ran into the bathroom. Greg and another monster ran into the bathroom, grabbed them and stuck their heads in the toilet until they drowned. At least Greg didn't beat off on them, because they were ugly fucks.

       After that, it was time to get the assholes in Greg's gym class, especially Kirk. Greg and the monsters got them all trapped in the locker room and this is what Greg had to say: "You guys are all hot fuckin' shit. Your too fuckin' good to beat off". One of the monsters said, "seeing you are all hot macho shit who love to stick your dicks up girls' pussies, stick your dicks up our pussies or die". They chose to die because they refused to stick their dicks up the monsters' pussies. Greg threw gasoline in that locker room and lit a match. Those guys were hot macho shit, literally. That was until the flames went out and their burnt bodies started to rot.

       Well, Greg's high school had over 2000 students, but by the time Greg and the monsters were done, 2 were left. Who were the 2 students to be spared? One of them was Tim. Thanks to Greg and the monsters, Tim was able to admit that he was gay and realized that being gay was something to be proud of. Thanks to all the homophobic assholes being eliminated, Tim was able to feel safe to be what he is. Tim was a very shy boy. Before Greg killed himself, Tim liked Greg, but he was too afraid to talk to him, for 2 reasons. The first one was because he was so shy. The other one was because he knew that Greg was gay and Tim was unable to accept the fact that he was gay. When Tim found out that Greg killed himself, he was very upset. After Greg killed himself, Tim discovered that Greg was a unique and interesting individual, but then it was too late. Tim realized that he should learn to feel good about himself, so he wouldn't be afraid to help other people who need companionship, support and understanding.

      The other person to be spared was Heather, who was a real fag hag. This is what Heather had to say to Greg and the monsters: "I think gay people are so cool. Thanks for killing all those homophobic redneck assholes. I even like to watch gay porno films, because it's much more fun watching cum squirt out of a guys dick when he's with a guy, than when he's with a girl. Gay guys are so sexy and special. Well anyway, I was sorry to see Greg get fucked with by all those assholes. I use to live in San Francisco before my fucking asshole homophobic, shit for brains parents, made me move to this fuckin' scummy homophobic South Florida shit. Greg, I was devastated after you committed suicide. I'm so glad that you came back from the dead. Keep killing homophobic scumbags"!

    Now that Greg and the monsters were done with Greg's high school, it was time to hit the mental institution, that Greg was forced to stay at against his will. Tim and Heather decided to join them. After, Greg, Tim, Heather and the monsters invaded the mental hospital, Tim and Heather took turns on killing everyone who was responsible for giving Greg shock treatments by giving them fatal shock treatments, while security (which were Greg and the monsters) watched to make sure that nobody escaped.

     When it came to killing scum, Greg, Tim, Heather and the monsters decided to save the best for last, who was Dr. Maggie Lewis and what an appropriate name considering that Maggie was gonna be killed by monsters who used to be maggots. Well anyway, Dr. Maggie Lewis was the one who did the commercials telling parents that if their children don't turn out to be what they want them to be, they can have them sent to their hospital and be tortured until they learned to obey and conform. Greg thought that seeing she liked to be in commercials, he decided that it would be appropriate to video tape her execution and make it look like a commercial. Tim and Heather decided to participate in the commercial too. Tim would hold the video camera. Heather would do the talking and Greg would give her the shock treatments and kill her. This is what Heather had to say on video: "Is this fucking cunt suffering from assholism? Oh yes she is and she is guilty of ruining the lives of so many kids who were suppressed from expressing their individuality and are fucked over if they did, by convincing many parents who were already assholes and making them into bigger assholes, thanks to her. Parents would force their kids to go to her torture chamber. Well fortunately, there is now treatment available for this fucking cunt who has ruined the lives of so many kids". Greg started giving Dr. Maggie Lewis her shock treatments, but he wanted to make sure that she suffered a nice long painful death, so he had to keep the # of volts that she got, down. After Dr. Maggie Lewis went through enough torture, she finally passed out, so Greg figured that it was time to give her enough volts to kill her. In the video, Tim filmed Dr. Maggie Lewis'es dead body lying on the floor and this is what Heather had to say on video: "See, I told you, our treatment really works. I am no longer pissed off at this woman anymore and I don't even feel like calling her a cunt anymore, because I have forgiven her because thanks to our treatment, she is obedient and she'll never be able to destroy of lives of any more kids again".

       Greg had a lot of fun killing Dr. Maggie Lewis, but there were so many assholes in South Florida, Greg realized that what he had done was only the tip of the iceberg of all the assholes he needed to kill and he realized it would take forever to kill them all, so he realized that the time had come to blow up the landfill in Pompano Beach, so people could be killed quickly. Greg, Tim, Heather and the monsters invaded the military base in Homestead, killed all the people who tried to stop them and they took the dynamite.

      Greg told Heather to go back to San Francisco because he didn't want her to get hurt when the landfill blows up. Tim went to Atlanta, which was a safe distance and Tim who was misfortuneate enough to grow up in South Florida, and had never even had left the state of Florida in his entire life couldn't believe how much better Atlanta was over South Florida. Even in Atlanta, the people were more open minded and tolerant of gay people than they were in Florida.

       After Tim and Heather evacuated Shitville, (better known as South Florida) the time had come to blow up the landfill. Greg and the monsters thought that they could blow up the landfill without getting hurt. Unfortunately, they were wrong. Greg put enough dynamite in that landfill to blow it to bits. After the landfill blew up, South Florida was covered in a pile of garbage rubble, consisting of, medical waste and syringes, rotten meat, used tampons, douches, diapers, enemas and used condoms. The smell from it was just lovely after baking in the 90 degree heat.

         Unfortunately, something went tragically wrong. It turns out that Greg and the monsters were killed. They loved the rotten meat, dirty diapers, enemas and medical waste. What killed them was, the Government decided to bury toxic waste and Agent Orange in the landfill and not tell anybody. Greg could not survive the Agent Orange blowing up right on top of him.

     The good news was, everybody within a 5 mile radius of the landfill was killed instantly and the entire area from Port St. Lucie on the north to north Dade on the south was infected with radiation poisoning, which means that nobody can live there for about 1 million years. Thankfully, Miami was spared.

      The nice thing was watching yuppies in Boca Raton get spots on their skin and die from radiation poisoning, painfully, but they don't deserve that much sympathy. Many of them worked for criminal corporations that dumped Agent Orange on people in Vietnam and a lot of other places. It was about time that they got theirs. Also the rednecks, religious bigots and all other assholes were poisoned with Agent Orange. , but don't blame Greg. It wasn't his fault that the Government put Agent Orange in the landfill. He didn't even know that the Government put Agent Orange in the landfill.

     With the exception of Greg, there was no loss of any intelligent life in South Florida. The few intelligent people that did exist were notified that Greg was gonna blow up the landfill and fled.

     Hopefully, all the assholes that were killed are suffering in Hell. As for Greg, let's hope that he's in a better world than this one. He was innocent when he came into this world, but when assholes fucked with him, he lost his innocence, so he should be forgiven and sent to a better world.

       Anyway, Greg's life did have a positive impact on the planet. In Minneapolis, a 16 year old boy who is gay was about to be forced to move to Florida. The boy was also smart and hated hot weather with a passion, and he loved cool weather. His parents had shit for brains and loved hot weather and they hated cool weather as well as cool people and cool things. In Minneapolis, he had a few friends who accepted him, just the way he is. His parents were planning on moving to Broward County, Florida, to take him away from his cool friends and make him be surrounded by assholes. Well, thanks to Greg, he won't be moving to Broward County because it blew up!

       Unfortunately, because South Florida blew up, his asshole parents made plans to move to Midland, Texas, which is even worse than Broward County, Florida. He wants to blow up Midland, Texas before it's too late, but how? STAY TUNED!

See, it's not so bad if your trash as long as you turn out to be cool and kill people who are fucking assholes.  Pat even has more wonderful stories to share with you in our wonderful storytelling page