The thing that makes life worth living is having opportunities to experience dreams becoming reality. When I was growing up, I wanted to be a weatherman or an astronaut when I grew up because flying on spaceships would be cool. I wanted to be a weatherman in which I would do a daily weather report in the newspaper. As for being a weatherman, I wanted to have the freedom to express my own opinion. For example, I hate summer very much because the weather is too fucking hot, so in order to express myself, I would put an image of a turd in front of the sun on hot days in the newspaper to describe weather conditions, but after doing some thinking, I think that it would be better to put an image of Satan in front of the sun in the newspaper on hot summer days.
Seeing that most people who read mainstream newspapers are brain dead mediocre conformist assholes, they would not enjoy seeing images of Satan in front of the sun on hot days and my dream career for becoming a weatherman goes right down the terlet. Seeing that I am whacked out and weird, I want to go into my own business of selling T-shirts with all kinds of cool and interesting stuff written on them, but I don't even know how to physically transfer my creative writing skills onto the T-shirt, so I go into a graphic supply store hoping that the woman there would be friendly, helpful, courteous, understanding and supportive of me. Instead, she turns out to be a stuck up fucking cunt. At 1st, she told me to buy the book "How to print T-shirts", which costs $40. I told her that I was hoping that I could transfer my writing onto the T-shirt by ironing it on, but she tells me that won't work, so she tries to sell me a steam press machine for $800, which also has limitations because it only works on light colored T-shirts, so she tries to sell me a machine that costs $4000. I told her that I could not afford that and that is when she really started to cop an attitude with me and she acted like there was something seriously wrong with me. She also mentioned that I need some type of ink cartridge to print the screen for the T-shirt and she acted like a total stuck up fucking cunt because I never heard of that ink. I then asked her some questions and she didn't even know what I was talking about. You know, the type of people who I can stand the least is someone who is stuck up and stupid. As far as I'm concerned, she can take her $4000 machine and she can shove it right up her fucking twat. I don't need people like that with their fucking attitude and their fucking bullshit. Do you know that in order to achieve your dreams, you will face obstacles and that really fucking sucks and it fucking blows, but I will become a multi-millionaire with my T-shirt business and sharing my vision of the world!
Well, Pat does deserve to have the dream of making millions of dollars selling t-shirts online because there are plenty of shirts with interesting stuff written on them, there are so many that no one else has ever thought of and Pat has so many wonderful ideas. To come up with the wonderful creative ideas that Pat has come up with read his Top 69 things to Write on T-Shirts and there are so many wonderful things that no one else ever thought of! That's why you should read Pat's 2004 Vision of the World Page to hear many of his other wonderful ideas!