Tuesday morning in the dark, I called you up from Tinley Park. Said we were going away, even though my husband's gay. I want to know the weather in intercourse PA. You said it was wet today. Oh Wally, I just love your cheap K-Mart toupee. Wear some pourous clothes. Be sure to blow your nose and go to Ace Hardware to get a garden hose. Oh Wally. I called and you gave me some pantyhose with the cotton paddle. Oh Wally, I wanted a dinner for 2 and you sent me a scarf. Oh Wally. I get up early everyday, the Wa-ll--y Phillips way. It's so nice to be together. We talk about the weather. I want to tell you Wally I'm super into leather. Oh Wally, I like you and your newsman Rick Rosenthough, not that disgusting Steve Dahl. Oh, Wally, your leadings into commercials are so cute and they make you some loot. Oh Wally, Mr. $300,000 a year, I can see you sitting in that studio at 5:30 in the morning in your banana colored lesion suite with your toupee on crooked and little white balls of sleet in your eyes. Oh Wally, my husband's a homosexual, but he still listens too. Oh Wally, I'm so worried about my son Bobby. His father makes him play baseball in the nude. Oh Wally, I called and you gave me some pantyhose with the co-tt--on paddle. Oh, Wally, I wanted a dinner for 2 and you sent me a scarf. Oh Wally, can I tell you something Wally, OK, when I send Bobby off to school and my husband is off for work,

panting

your'e still on the air for about another 2 hours and I take the radio into the bathroom and I fill my bathtub up with rice pudding and I just lay there and I think about you and you talk and you read, you read you know, those commercials of yours. Can I tell you something Wally? I bet I can guess what's in your black box Mr. Oh, I want you so bad.

 

Pat discovered that even though he's very creative, that it is a good idea to cover someone elses material, like Steve Dahl because that's 1 of the people who have influenced him.  It is the opportunity for Pat to express himself through someone elses creativity that he admired, which is why it's important to continue reading Pat's 2005 Vision of the World Page, which is a spin off of other people who are cool like Jello Biafra and George Carlin!