John lost his faith in God, because he still didn't get cured from being gay, and he was finally beginning to believe that all religious fanatics are a bunch of fucking assholes. When John moved to Port St. Lucie from Chicago, he ended up taking those books on Satan worship with him and he didn't even know it because the books were in a box hidden beneath other things that he took with him. John felt that he would be better off by becoming a Satan worshipper. John also had a feeling that the Nazis or some other right wing group was plotting to murder him, so he started reading the books "Satan is my Friend", and "How to be Powerful by Raising up Gay Demons From Hell", which would teach John how to have Satan take over his dead body, if someone murders him.
This is what the books said on how to have Satan take over your dead body: First, you take a Bible, a cross and a picture of Jesus. Make sure that the cross is turned upside down. Then, beat off and cum all over the religious paraphernalia. Then, take a piss on it. After that, pour gasoline on it and light it. While the religious paraphernalia is burning, chant, "oh mighty Satan, so mighty and wonderful, after I croak, take over my corpse and cause me to do evil things and destroy anyone who hates gay people, and so it is". John was so convinced that someone was plotting to murder him, that's what he did.
Another thing that happened to John just before he decided to get into Satan worship is, he was beginning to suffer from paranoid delusions, but after he got into Satan worship, the delusions became more severe, as he started to become possessed. There were 2 things that caused John to suffer from the delusions before getting into Satan worship. The first thing was becoming aware that religious fanatics were hypocrites and full of shit. The second thing was, just having the Satan worshipping books sit around the house, even though he didn't even know that they were there. That's how powerful those books are! Also, because John was suffering from delusions and the belief that someone was out to murder him, he decided to go out and buy a gun for protection, but John just didn't buy any gun, he bought an ouzi!
Meanwhile, it was time for John's second drug test at work. He was able to refrain from smoking pot, so he tested negative for marijuana, but he tested positive for poppers, which means he failed, and he was fired. Vickie was so mad at John, when she found out that he still did poppers, she took out one of her used tampons, and hit him over the head with it. John was so pissed off at her for doing that, he started throwing things at her and screamed at the top of his lungs, "you fucking cunt, I hate you. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to watch you die, you fucking rotten cunt, die, die, die, die". At that moment, John was ushered out of the warehouse, by security.
John was quickly going broke, after he lost his job and he was bored. He couldn't even watch any gay porno films, because his VCR was still fucked up. Because he was bored and horny, John decided to go to the "Port St. Lucie Mall of The American Dream" and he went to Burdines, to look for sex in the bathrooms. He kept waiting for someone to walk into the bathroom. Then a 14 year old boy walked in, and he was cruising the bathroom too. John knew he was a minor, but John was so horny, he didn't care.
John and the boy, went into one of the stalls and they started smoking pot and they were doing poppers together. Then, John started to give the boy a blow job, when a police officer walks in and he happens to smell marijuana. The police officer looked in between the crack of the stall and he saw John sucking the boy's dick, while doing poppers and smoking pot. Dun Dun Dun Dun, Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun!!
After John sucked the boy off, he came out of the stall and the police officer was waiting for him. He said to John, "you have engaged in a lewd and lascivious act with a minor, you are under arrest"! At that point, John said, "fuck you" and he pulled out his ouzi and shot the pig dead.
Before John murdered the police officer, he knew he had all these charges against him: Lewd and lascivious behavior with a minor, and possessing and giving a controlled substance to a minor. John knew that those were felony charges that would probably give him life in prison, so he figured why not murder a pig too?
Now John would face the possibility of being fried in the electric chair because he murdered a cop. He figured, seeing that he had enough charges against him that would send him to the chair, John said, "while I'm here, why not go shoplifting too? I need a new VCR". He walked through the store, went to the electronic section, picked up a VCR and he walked out the door, out through the mall. John picked a nice VCR too. It was a Magnavox hi fi stereo VCR, with 130 function remote control, cable ready, with slow motion and the ability to play movies backwards.
While walking through the mall, with his brand new VCR, John noticed a record store called, "As Clean as They Wanna be Records", whose claim is: "if it doesn't make the top 40, it's no good and we won't sell it. If it has explicit lyrics, it's harmful and we won't sell it". John walked into the record store and asked the clerk if they had the "2 Live Crew", and he said, "no they're vulgar". Then, John said, "I want some "Raw Fecal Matter", do you have them"? The clerk said, "are you some kind of sick pervert"? At that point, John pulled out his ouzi and blew him away. Then the store security guard came out and tried unsuccessfully to stop John, because he blew him away too. After John shot the security guard, he fell on a poster of Michael Bolton, that was promoting his new album, and got blood all over it. Seeing that happened, Michael Bolton should call his next album, "Serial Killers Will Thrive When They Don't Get Love" and they should change the name of the record store to, "As Bloody as They Wanna be Records", or better yet, considering that 2 people were murdered there, they should call it, "2 Dead Crew Records".
After John shot the security guard, he whipped out his dick and started fucking his dead body, right in front of everybody! He really enjoyed sticking his dick inside the bullet holes, but it caused his dick to get bloody, but John had the mind of a lunatic, and he didn't care.
After what John did, somebody called the police and they were on their way to the "Port St. Lucie Mall of the American Dream" to capture him. Gee, after that happened, they should change the name of the mall to, "Bloodbath Mall". Well anyway, after John got done fucking the security guard's dead body, he picked up his VCR and tried to leave the record store, but the police arrived and told John, "put your hands above your head you sick asshole, or I'll blow you away". John didn't listen, so he pulled out his ouzi and started shooting at the police, but they shot back and John was shot. He and the VCR he ripped off from Burdines fell to the ground and broke into a million pieces. At least John got to kill one more cop before they shot him.
What happened at that mall was a major tragedy. That VCR was worth over $600. What a waste! However, it was good for the Japs, because it would be one more VCR they can export to the USA to replace it.
It was a good thing that John read those Satan worshipping books, because he was shot. While he was dying in the record store, John kept saying over and over, "Satan, please take over my corpse, when I croak, so I can get those pricks". John kept saying that, even after he got in the ambulance, but then he croaked and everyone thought it was all over. Right? Wrong.
John's body was taken to the morgue. Just before the coroner was about to cut John open, for the autopsy, he said, "this guy was one sick faggot, I'm glad he's gone, fuckin sicko". At that moment, John came back from the dead, took the coroner's knife, cut his throat and bit off his dick.
After that, John went to Hell, to get gay and lesbian demons to come up to Earth, to destroy homophobic assholes, hypocrites and religious fanatics. The question to ask is, where did the gay demons come from? From religious fanatics, who kept saying that gay people will go to Hell. Saying that they will go to Hell, caused them to go to Hell, which means, they unknowingly gave the Devil the opportunity to create gay demons and lots of them, because a lot of gay people, have walked the Earth. Well, they didn't like being in Hell, so they came up to get revenge and the gay demons were in a lot of pain after coming up from Hell. How did the gay demons get relief from their pain? The gay male demons would get relief by biting off guys' dicks and as they were walking around they would keep saying, "dick dick dick dick, we need dicks" The lesbian demons would relieve their pain by biting off a woman's tits and eating out their pussy fatally, by biting out their clits and uterus, and as they were walking around, they would say, "tits and cunts tits and cunts tits and cunts tits and cunts, we need cunts"!
The gay and lesbian demons were on their way. Earth would soon be loaded with gay and lesbian demons and where did they strike first? Port St. Lucie, Florida, but nobody knew that Port St. Lucie got invaded by gay demons until they got their first victim, who would be the cop that shot John. The cop was sitting in his car, writing up a ticket, because someone went through a yellow light. John and a bunch of other gay demons walked up to his car and said, "we need cock". They attacked him and bit off his dick.
Meanwhile, the place where John used to work got invaded by lesbian demons. The first victim was Vickie! Vickie was sitting in her office saying over and over again, "kill those fuckin queers". A lesbian demon walked up to her and said, "I'm gonna make you die, cunt"! The lesbian demon bit off Vickie's tits and ate out her pussy, fatally
Meanwhile, Mrs. Patterson and Laura were freebasing cocaine and sticking vibrators in each others' cunts, when a group of lesbian demons walked in on them and they sure were startled! The lesbian demons said, "lookie here, we love eating out a cunt's cunt, because it tastes the best, especially of dykes who are too fucking stuck up to admit that they're dykes and think they have the right to fuck with other people". They walked closer and closer to Mrs. Patterson and Laura and there was nothing they could do except get ready to die! The lesbian demons said, "tits and cunts" until they bit off their tits and fatally ate out their pussys and because they were such cunts, it really tasted good.
Pricks and cunts, all over Port St. Lucie were either having their dicks bitten off or there tits bitten off and pussys eaten out fatally. They went everywhere, high schools, churches, and the "Port St. Lucie Mall of the American Dream", which was really Bloodbath Mall!
After the gay and lesbian demons did their damage, or is it improvement to Port St. Lucie? They went to other nearby towns to do the same thing. A state of emergency was declared and the National guard was called in and they couldn't stop them. If they shot them, they would keep moving away. If a lot of people tried to capture them, they would just go and hide, under the ground until they were gone. Gay demons aren't easy to fight!
In Chapter
VI, only a "sex offender" Catholic Priest can stop the gay demons
from Hell