CHAPTER III

A MATCH MADE IN EXCREMENT

 

     When Roger got back from the drug store and the jewelry store Tiffany was still sleeping on the bathroom floor. Roger walked up to Tiffany and he noticed the smell of shit coming from her ass. It turned him on so much, that he stroked his dick only 2 times before a load of cum squirted out of it. After Roger was able to start getting an erection he walked up to Tiffany and he started putting the Monostat 7 up her cunt. That yeast infection really made Tiffany's cunt stink and Roger didn't care for it. Tiffany woke up to Roger putting the Monostat 7 in her cunt. She felt a warm tingling feeling in her cunt. Tiffany tried Monostat 7 before and it didn't work but with it in Roger's hands, she was feeling good.

     Tiffany felt that her diarrhea was finally gone, but there was one problem. She was experiencing the aftermath of diarrhea. She felt a lot of gas in her intestines and she started blowing farts. She felt so good while blowing farts and no diarrhea was coming out. Tiffany also assumed that if Roger enjoyed smelling her shit that he would surely enjoy smelling her farts, right? Wrong. Roger was repulsed by the smell of farts. It is not known why the smell of a woman's shit turns Roger on while the smell of farts turn him off. Tiffany blew so many farts that it caused Roger's house to smell like a sewer.

     Roger came up with an idea. They decided to go for a walk to Familyville Park, formally Boner Park. That way Tiffany could blow farts outdoors and Roger wouldn't have to smell them. As Tiffany and Roger were walking home from the park she told him that she got most of the farts blown out of her ass. Tiffany told Roger that she felt like taking a shit. Roger said "oh boy" and she was almost certain that it wasn't going to be diarrhea! Roger was horny as hell and Tiffany said that she would be more than happy to take a shit on him. As soon as they got home, Tiffany took off her clothes and she stuck her asshole in Roger's face and she really had a strong urge to take a shit. They both inhaled finger nail polish remover and glue and they were in a state of ecstasy. That moment finally came when a big turd came out of Tiffany's asshole and it went onto Roger's face, but there was more. Another big turd came out of her ass and Tiffany said that it ain't over yet. A third big turd came out, but it was somewhat smaller than the first 2 turds and finally, a 4th and 5th turd came out, one after the other, but they were tiny turds. Tiffany felt so good and happy. It wasn't diarrhea! She couldn't remember the last time she had a normal bowel movement, if shitting on someone for sexual thrills is normal.

      As soon as Tiffany was done shitting, Roger was in a state of euphoria. Tiffany was the Homecoming Queen and it just fascinated him about her doing something that was so gross. He really enjoyed having a pretty girl taking a shit on him, but he was repulsed from the thought of an ugly girl or a guy shitting on him. Anyway, Roger took Tiffany's excrement and he rubbed it all over his face, he stuck it in his nose, he ate some of it and rubbed it on his Dick He also told Tiffany not to wipe herself, well at least not until they were done fucking. Roger took his Dick and he stuck it up Tiffany's asshole. Tiffany just loved every second of shitting on Roger and getting fucked in the ass. She actually felt flattered and secure because someone actually enjoyed the smell of her shit because everyone else was repulsed by it. Tiffany also enjoyed getting fucked up the ass better than getting it in her cunt too. Getting fucked in the ass was a true feeling of ecstasy for her.

      As soon as Tiffany and Roger had their orgasms, they both felt icky and weird about what they had done, and they were going to have to face cleaning up the mess of shit, but Roger felt that it would be best to sit around, talk and relax in the stench of Tiffany's shit. Roger felt that it does seem gross, but if Tiffany's excrement makes his Dick hard, then it must have some special meaning. After awhile, Roger stuck his finger in Tiffany's excrement. He then put it on Tiffany's finger. Tiffany noticed that it was a ring and Roger asked her to marry him. Tiffany was kind of reluctant and hesitant and she thought that if she turned it down, then she may not get another chance to meet a guy like Roger who loved her so much that he was willing to rub her excrement all over himself. It was such a feeling of comfort and joy for Tiffany because someone enjoyed her fecal matter. Tiffany said "yes" to marrying Roger! It was a time for celebration. Tiffany had one other concern. The ring on her finger smelled like shit and that would turn other people off. That's just the way he wanted it. Roger wanted the ring to smell like shit so any other guy would get turned off, so he could have her.

     Tiffany told her father about marrying Roger. He did not approve of the marriage. Tiffany's father told Tiffany that he will not let her marry him. He thought Roger was weird and that was even without knowing what kind of sex he enjoys. Tiffany told her father that she loves Roger and Roger was the only person in the world who made her feel secure. Of course the fucking prick said, "I don't care. You are not marrying him and that is final. I want you to marry Tony. He's an outstanding Christian and he's the star quarterback on the football team. He's a real man". That was the same Tony who fucked Tiffany while she had diarrhea and got it all over his bed. Tiffany was pissed off at her father for deciding for her who she was going to marry. She told her father that Tony was a fucking asshole and she said that he wasn't going to stop her from getting married to Roger and that was final. Of course the fucking prick was still telling Tiffany that he wasn't going to let her get married to him. Tiffany was so pissed off, she told her father to fuck off. He then beat the shit out of her which was what any good Christian would do. That only made her want to marry Roger more.

      Roger and Tiffany could have just gone through life fucking in their very bizarre (fecal) ways and stay single, but they felt they could defy society better by getting married. They really felt that they could be given the title as the most disgusting and vile couple on the planet. Roger and Tiffany ended up getting married to each other.

      After they were married, Tiffany would continue to take a shit on Roger and they both loved every minute of it. If that wasn't bizarre enough, once a month, while Tiffany would have her period, Roger would cook spaghetti and Tiffany would bleed her menstrual blood into it. Roger called it menstraghetti. Roger would eat the menstraghetti while beating off. Roger felt that Tiffany's menstrual blood was a gift from her soul. It was part of their uniqueness and he felt that time of month was special and should be celebrated. Tiffany enjoyed the thought of Roger getting turned on to her menstrual blood. With the help of Midal, it almost made that time of the month, fun. Things were going so good for Roger and Tiffany, but then something happened that was devastating. Roger found out about Jeffrey Dahmer being murdered. He was so bummed out, he and Tiffany had to increase the amount of finger nail polish they inhaled while they fucked when Tiffany took a shit on him. Tiffany noticed that sniffing more and more would be a further escape of how painful reality was. She kept inhaling more, more and more. She inhaled so much that it didn't make her feel good. It made her sick and she threw up and passed out. When Tiffany woke up, she still felt sick and she saw Roger sticking her throw up in his mouth, rubbing it on his Dick and he was beating off to it. Tiffany felt that Roger was going a little too far by getting turned onto her throw up. She felt that was really kind of sick. Tiffany started to feel that Roger may need professional help.

      Because Tiffany felt that it was sick for Roger to be sexually aroused by her throw up, Tiffany and Roger ended up having their first fight since getting married and it was a big one. Roger was so upset over the fight, he ran out and went drinking and got drunk, which is something that he didn't normally do, but he didn't know what else to do. As Roger walked out of the bar, he noticed a bright light in the sky. He followed it. As he got closer and closer, the light got brighter and brighter. He ended up going to Familyville's Baptist Church For Family Values and he saw a shiny glowing image of Jeffrey Dahmer on the wall of the church. Jeffrey Dahmer said "hello Roger". That scared the fuck out of Roger and he ran like hell.

      Roger was so scared, he called Familyville's Police Department. When the police arrived, Roger told them that Jeffrey Dahmer appeared on the wall of Familyville's Baptist Church for Family Values. They were not amused and they felt that Roger pulled a prank. They put handcuffs on him and Roger said, "what are you arresting me for"? The police said, "for being a piece of shit. That's why". They knocked him on the ground and kicked him in the head several times, very hard. The pigs kicked him and knocked him unconscious. They really didn't have a valid reason to arrest him, so the pigs left and Roger was still lying on the ground unconscious. When Roger woke up, he didn't feel too good. He never liked the police, but after what happened, his opinion of the police took a substantial nose dive. It made Roger understand why a song like Cop Killer could be so good.

      The next night, that bright light appeared in the sky and sure enough, Roger followed it right again to Familyville's Baptist Church For Family Values and that bright glowing image of Jeffrey Dahmer was there. This time, Roger felt safer and more secure with Jeffrey Dahmer then the police. Jeffrey Dahmer said, "hello Roger, I am your friend. You should never have called the police when you saw me. You know they are a bunch of fucking assholes and pricks. They certainly didn't treat me too well, when I got arrested. Roger, I will be more than happy to tell you how you can kill Karen and all those other snotty cunts and get away with it, but you must do exactly what I tell you or you will be fucked over. When I was alive, I felt so bad about all the people I killed. I truly felt that I was a horrible monster, but you know what? I asked for forgiveness. Not being condoned for what I have done, but forgiven. That's all I asked for. After I was brutally murdered, people all over the world were celebrating over my death without an ounce of forgiveness in their souls. After that, I figured fuck them. I am now glad that I killed them. Roger, with your help, we can bring total revolution to this planet. Not just by killing snotty cunts like Karen, but we'll kill the cops who beat the shit of you and we'll kill politicians too. They're all a bunch of corrupted crooks. I looked down and the shit they are doing made me look like a saint". Roger felt good after Jeffrey Dahmer talked to him.

See, Jeffrey Dahmer is still with us all in spirit!  Now find out more about how Jeffrey Dahmer helps Jeff and Tiffany kill fucking assholes in Chapter IV

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