Things still weren't going that well between Roger and Tiffany. Roger told Tiffany that he saw a glowing image of Jeffrey Dahmer on the wall of Familyville's Baptist Church For Family Values. Tiffany thought Roger was either tripping out or bullshitting her. Roger told Tiffany that Jeffrey Dahmer told him how they can kill Karen and get away with it. At that point, Tiffany was delighted. She wanted to kill that fucking cunt so bad, but she still couldn't believe it.
Roger told Tiffany that Jeffrey Dahmer said that Familyville's all important tabloid newspaper, which was called Familyville's, Family Value Times was going to have an article about Karen being awarded a scholarship to Harvard because she was the Homecoming Queen. Just the thought of it made Tiffany's blood boil.. Well, sure enough, 2 days later there was an article in Family Value Times about Karen being awarded a scholarship. In the article, they said Karen was an outstanding member of her community. No she wasn't. Anyone with any intelligence realized that she was a fucking cunt. Tiffany went into rampages after reading that article because she was so upset, but Roger reminded her that if Jeffrey Dahmer was right about the prediction of Karen being rewarded a scholarship, then he would also be correct about being able to kill Karen and get away with it. That made Tiffany feel much better.
Karen was giving a speech at Familyville's Community Center about how "wonderful" she is because she was given a scholarship. Most people believed her. Most people also have shit for brains. Meanwhile, Roger and Tiffany waited out in the parking lot. When Karen came out they snuck up on her and hit her over the head with a baseball bat. They hated her so much they wanted to kill her then and there, but they decided to kidnap her. They took Karen back to their house where they took off all her clothes. They also invited Andy over because he knew that Karen was a fucking cunt. It just so happened that Tiffany was having her period and she decided to bleed her menstrual blood on Karen's face. That was nothing in comparison to what was coming. Tiffany took a knife and she stuck it right into Karen's intestines. Shit came out of her and she was screaming and shaking all over the place. Roger took his dick and stuck it inside the wound in her intestines and he enjoyed fucking Karen, but for some reason, Karen wasn't able to enjoy it. Shortly after Roger shot his load into Karen's intestines, she croaked. Tiffany, Roger and Andy enjoyed every minute of watching Karen suffer. They felt that she deserved it for treating them like shit. Unlike Roger, Andy didn't get sexually aroused by watching Karen die, but he enjoyed every minute of it because she always called him a faggot. Andy also enjoyed watching Roger fuck Karen's intestines while she was dying because that would make heterosexuals look sick.
Roger killing Karen was leading to the beginning of the end of Roger's marriage. After Karen croaked, Roger kept fucking Karen's dead body, right in front of her. Roger also cut off Karen's head and her tits and other body parts and he put it in the refrigerator. Tiffany was not thrilled by looking at Karen's head every time she opened up the refrigerator door. The only thing that Tiffany wanted was to kill the fucking cunt, then throw her body in a river somewhere and get rid of it. Tiffany was hurt very badly. She felt that Roger didn't love her anymore. He was only interested in fucking Karen's dead body instead of her. She was so pissed off, she was getting ready to call the police and have Roger arrested for killing Karen, but then she realized that she's the one that stuck the knife in her. Oops! Tiffany realized that if Roger gets arrested, so does she. She had to cancel that idea.
Tiffany was so hurt over Roger fucking Karen's dead body she took off her clothes and she spent the whole day inhaling finger nail polish remover. She decided to take a lot of laxatives. She got diarrhea and she was shitting all over the house. She was so upset, she didn't care. Roger thought Tiffany's behavior was strange. Anyway, sniffing finger nail polish remove was not enough to make Tiffany feel better. She started inhaling gasoline. That gave her a better feeling of escape from her hurt. She kept inhaling more, more and more. She inhaled so much, it made her throw up. Tiffany ran to the toilet to throw up. That caused Roger to be interested in fucking Tiffany again. Roger said to Tiffany, "watching you throw up really makes my dick get hard, honey. Would you like me to fuck you now"? Tiffany said, "get the fuck away from me, you fucking sick asshole". What Roger didn't realize is that people don't normally feel like getting fucked while they are puking. Anyway, Roger grabbed Tiffany's throw up and he rubbed it all over his dick, his face and he even ate some of it, while he beat off. After he shot his load, Roger felt that what he did was kind of gross.
After awhile, Roger's dick was getting hard again and he enjoyed beating off to Tiffany's throw up. He was hoping that Tiffany would let him fuck her. He walked into the bathroom and noticed that Tiffany was sleeping on the bathroom floor in her own puke. He went to wake Tiffany up and he noticed that she wouldn't wake up and she felt stiff. Roger realized that she was dead. Apparently, Tiffany choked to death on her own vomit. Roger was in a state of shock.
Roger couldn't believe that Tiffany was dead. Oh well. Roger decided to fuck her dead body. He enjoyed fucking her more when she was dead than when she was alive. In a period of 3 days Roger fucked Tiffany's dead body 37 times. After Roger was done fucking Tiffany the 37th time, an angel like figure of Tiffany appeared and said, "Roger, you have to stop fucking my dead body. My soul can not move on until you stop fucking my dead body. I forgive you for making me so upset which caused me to get sick and croak. My life sucked anyway. If you really enjoy having body parts from pretty girls who are a bunch of fucking cunts, then you must continue to listen to Jeffrey Dahmer and then you won't get caught, but if you don't, then you will. I also beg of you not to fuck my dead body again or you will suffer the consequences. You can spank your monkey if you want. That will be ok, but do not, I repeat, do not fuck my dead body. Go out and kill those fucking cunts and keep their body parts in your house. You can do it baby. Just listen to Jeffrey". Roger decided that he wanted to fuck Tiffany's dead body a 38th time anyway. He tried to stick his dick up her decaying asshole. Roger noticed that Tiffany was really starting to smell bad, but when he stuck his dick up her decaying asshole, he got really sick and he puked his guts out. He wasn't even able to cum. At least Roger realized that when you throw up, it causes a person to lose interest in fucking. Roger couldn't stand having Tiffany's corpse laying around the house anymore. He called the medical examiner to have her taken away, but then Roger realized that Karen's body parts were laying around the house. Oops! Roger moved as quickly as possible and he had to take all of Karen's remains and bury it in the back yard. The medical examiner arrived just as Roger was done burying Karen. When the medical examiner arrived, he was still somewhat suspicious because he was wondering why he waited so long to report her being dead. Roger said that she was out of town and he had just gotten home.
Tiffany's funeral was to be held at Familyville's Baptist Church For Family Values. Roger was asked to give the eulogy. Roger wasn't sure what to say so he asked Andy. Andy told him to say what was so special about their marriage. Roger then came up with some ideas. He told members of the congregation that he decided to start dating Tiffany because she had diarrhea and he decided to go into the bathroom with her and hold her hand while she shit out diarrhea. At that point, the people were in shock, but it went downhill from there. Roger told members of the congregation that their marriage was so special because Tiffany was willing to take a shit on him while they fucked and he enjoyed fucking her in the ass and he enjoyed it the most if she wouldn't wipe herself after taking a shit. He also told them that once a month Tiffany would bleed her menstrual blood into spaghetti and he would eat it and beat off to it. He told them that Tiffany's menstrual blood was a unique gift from her soul. He also told them that he enjoyed it when Tiffany threw up and he would rub the throw up all over himself and beat off to it. He also told them that when Tiffany died, he fucked her dead body 37 times. He said it was a special celebration of who she was. Somehow, Roger did not get a warm response to his eulogy from a group of predominately conservative, ultra-right wing fascist fundamentalist Christians. They were offended by what he said. Roger didn't give a shit and he was a different and unique person and he was going to be damn proud of it.
Tiffany's father reacted the most violently to Roger's speech. He was a preacher, but he used vulgar language. Tiffany's father ran up to Roger grabbed him while beating the shit out of him and said, "I'm going to kill you, you fucking sicko. You murdered my daughter. You are a Satanic scumbag, you sick, deviant, Goddam, motherfucker. You deserve death in a painful way, you fucking deviant bastard". Andy was there and he ran up to Tiffany's father and squirted tear gas in his face. He actually thought the fucking asshole was going to kill him, so he had to put a stop to it. Tiffany's father did notice that whenever he went over to Roger's and Tiffany's house, that it smelled like shit in their bedroom. He was wondering, why. Well, now he knew why.
The brawl and chaos at Familyville's Baptist Church for Family Values caused someone to call the police. Tiffany's father had Roger arrested and he was accused of murdering Tiffany. Andy was also arrested and charged with assaulting an asshole, even though what he did was in self defense. Familyville's Police Department did not like Roger. Of course they were a bunch of fucking assholes who were intolerant of anyone who's different. They held Roger in jail and they would beat the shit out of him everyday. There weren't any official charges against him and no proof that he murdered his wife. The medical examiners report came out and it said that Tiffany died from choking on her own vomit. There was no proof whatsoever of Roger murdering her. The police still wanted to hold Roger in jail for fucking his wife's dead body. Roger felt that it should be legal to fuck a corpse as long as you are married to it. Even Ed Meese and his fascist friends who had the witch-hunt against sexuality and pornography were debating whether it should be legal to fuck a corpse as long as the person was married to it. They found nothing in the law that said whether it was legal or not legal to fuck a corpse if you were married to it, so they had to let Roger out of jail.
The people of Familyville treating Roger like shit didn't stop his desires to rape, torture and kill stuck up snotty, pretty girls. In fact, it made him want to do it more. People knew that Karen was missing and they were suspecting that Roger had something to do with her disappearance. Roger was able to kill Karen and get away with it by listening to Jeffrey Dahmer. By listening to Jeffrey Dahmer, Roger was able to stalk, torture, rape and kill 12 very attractive girls from his high school. He enjoyed cutting their intestines open and watching the fecal matter come out of them. He enjoyed watching the shit come out of their intestines because it was a reminder of who those girls really were. Roger kept the body parts from the girls all over his house and he kept a couple of the girls heads in his refrigerator.
The last girl who Roger was going to kill, at least for awhile was Susan. Besides Karen, Roger felt that no one deserved to raped, murdered and tortured more than Susan. Somehow, Roger didn't forget the remark that Susan made about Roger not being a boy. Well, he'll prove that he's a boy when he cuts Susan's intestines open with a knife and sticks his dick inside. After killing her, Jeffrey Dahmer was going to tell Roger how he could kill cops and politicians and get away with it. Just by listening to Jeffrey Dahmer, revolution could finally be brought to the planet.
Roger couldn't wait to kill Susan. He sure wanted to find out what her shit smelled like. Roger was planning on kidnapping Susan in the parking lot of where she works, which was that great institution of Familyville, Wal-Mart! An image of Jeffrey Dahmer appeared and said, "Roger, it is not the right time to kill Susan yet. If you try, you will fuck everything up. I know she's a fucking cunt, but the time is not right. Please be patient. I'll tell you when it's the right time to kill her". Roger was not patient which caused everything to fuck up. Roger thought he could ignore Jeffrey Dahmer's voice, kill pretty stuck up snotty cunts and not get caught. Roger saw Susan walking out of Wal-Mart carrying her Bible, even though she never listened to what the Bible said anyway, but she thought she had the right to preach morality to everyone else. Anyway, Roger waited by Susan's car until she came out. When she came out, Roger ran up to Susan and he put a knife to her throat and he told her that he was going to slit her then and there if she did not cooperate. Roger stuck his hands down Susan's pants and noticed that she was wearing a tampon, which meant that she was on the rag. Roger took the bloody tampon and rubbed it in Susan's Bible. He then took the tampon and rubbed it in his face and he inhaled finger nail polish remover. Roger then took his finger and stuck it up her ass and Susan had just taken a shit and she didn't bother to wipe herself too good. Could you just imagine how those conservative shoppers at Wal-Mart would feel if they got close to her ass and got a good whiff! Anyway, Roger continued to hold the knife to Susan's throat, while he took his finger with Susan's fecal matter on it and he rubbed it in her Bible. After that, he stuck his finger with Susan's shit on it in his mouth. Roger kept inhaling finger nail polish remover and he inhaled pieces of Susan's excrement and he said, "ooh baby, your shit really stinks for such a pretty girl. Besides I am a boy and I do have a dick and the smell of your shit makes it so hard. I can't wait until I cut your intestines with this knife and stick my dick up your shit. It turns me on so much. I got the bodies of 12 stuck up snotty cunts in my house and your going to become the 13th". Roger kept inhaling more and more finger nail polish remover while licking Susan's shit off his finger. Roger was in a state of extreme euphoria and he pulled down his pants and started beating off. Susan began to notice that Roger was so out of it, she kicked him in the balls and she got the fuck away from there as quickly as possible. For some reason, getting kicked in the balls brought an end to Roger's state of euphoria and he lost interest in beating off. Getting kicked in the balls was quite painful too.
The pain from getting kicked in the balls had finally passed, but that was only the beginning of the shock and horror that Roger felt. Roger was wishing that he had listened to Jeffrey Dahmer. He had reason to suspect that Susan went to the police. Also, what Roger did in the parking lot was captured from Wal-Mart's video surveillance security system. He was really in deep shit. Roger had reason to suspect that the police would raid his house and find the decaying bodies of all those stuck up snotty cunts. He ran home as quickly as possible. He gathered the remains of the bodies and he tried to bury them in the back yard. Before Roger was done gathering up the rotting corpses of the snotty cunts, the police showed up at his house. Roger did not want to believe that his fun was all over. The police told Roger to open up the door. He refused. They kicked his door down and noticed that there were parts of decaying corpses all over the house. It also smelled bad, but Roger enjoyed it. The police arrested Roger and he was charged with murdering pretty girls who were stuck up snotty cunts.
Roger leaving the bodies of stuck up snotty cunts all over his house made headline news. The people in the community of Familyville were horrified. Familyville was a community for "family values" and people couldn't figure out what could possibly cause Roger to do such a thing. He was rejected and abused by a community of assholes. Duh! TV 5 news went to Wal-Mart asking shoppers' opinions of Roger on live tv. Most opinions weren't very favorable. What people said is what most typical redneck assholes would say who are totally incapable of solving society's problems so they come up with the easy solutions that don't work. One person said that he shouldn't be given the death penalty because he felt that murdering someone for committing murder is kind of a hypocritical way of dealing with murderers. Most people just wanted to see him get executed in the electric chair while one person felt that putting him in the electric chair would be too lenient for him. Another person said that Roger should be tortured while being executed because the girls he killed were pretty. Does that mean that if he killed ugly girls, then he shouldn't be tortured while being executed? Most people in Familyville actually believed that putting Roger in the electric chair would make all the fucked up conditions that caused him to kill in the first place disappear.
Of the people who were asked on live tv what they thought of Roger, there was a major dissention from Bertha, who was a fat woman who weighed over 300 pounds This is what she said about Roger: "I think Roger is a hero for killing all those pretty girls. Everyone treats those pretty girls like they are God's gift to the universe, when in fact they are scum. Pretty girls like that have insulted me and made fun of me for being fat. I'm sick and tired of society treating fat people badly while pretty girls are treated like God's gift to the universe. I'm glad that Roger raped and tortured and mutilated those fucking snotty cunts. I would have loved to have watch them suffer". Because Bertha used the word "cunt", the rest of what she had to say was censored, but thankfully, it was on live tv, so everyone who was watching got to hear her say the word "cunt" over the airwaves. The people at TV 5 News could have used the 7 second delay to keep the word "cunt" from going to go across the airwaves, but they never dreamed that anyone else in Familyville would support Roger for what he did. They were wrong.
Like Roger and Tiffany, not to mention many other people, Bertha was fucked over all her life because she was not a slim girl. The remarks that Bertha made on tv did not go over very well with the people of Familyville, but she was sick and tired of all the media hype about how wonderful those girls were, even though they were scum. People were making death threats against Bertha for supporting Roger. That only caused her to support him even more because that only meant that those people were hypocrites for threatening to kill someone for supporting a serial killer who she thought was doing the right thing. Bertha was a bisexual, but she had a difficult time finding someone of either sex to fuck her. Hearing about the graphic gruesome things that Roger did like eating the fecal matter and menstrual blood of pretty girls and sticking a knife in the intestines really turned Bertha on and she had an intense desire to do the same thing herself. Bertha wrote letters to Roger while he was waiting on death row. She was able to get the letters past the prison censors by stealing letterhead from Familyville's Baptist Church For Family Values and using it on the return address on the envelopes. The people at the prison were thinking that if Familyville's Baptist Church For Family Values sent Roger mail, he would then find Jesus and be saved even though it was mail from Bertha who was going to become Familyville's next serial killer.
Roger was sitting on death row waiting to be fried in the electric chair. He felt that he deserved to be put to death in the electric chair, not because he killed those stuck up snotty cunts, but because he failed to listen to Jeffrey Dahmer. Roger constantly thought that if he had only listened to Jeffrey Dahmer, then not only would he have been able to kill many more snotty, stuck up cunts, but he could have put a bomb in Familyville's Baptist Church For Family Values and other right wing churches. He would have been able to kill the cops who think they can fuck with people and get away with it. Tiffany's father was a real fucking asshole and Roger could have killed him if he had only listened to Jeffrey Dahmer. Familyville would have had it's name changed back to Boner and it would not only have been a cool town again, but it would have been better than it was in the 1960s. The town would have evened named a street after Jeffrey Dahmer to pay tribute to him. The street would have been named Jeffrey Dahmer Memorial Drive. Roger kept saying over and over again: "If I had only listened to Jeffrey Dahmer. What this town could have been".
Jeffrey Dahmer was pissed off as Hell at Roger for not listening to him, but he decided to forgive him as long as he would continue to support him. Roger only knew more than ever that Jeffrey Dahmer was his only friend besides Bertha. Jeffrey Dahmer continued to talk to Roger while he was on death row. Jeffrey Dahmer was completely powerless to save Roger from the electric chair. Jeffrey Dahmer told Roger that when he fries in the electric chair, he will take his soul, which will make both of them more powerful and they will start talking to Bertha on how to make Familyville fall.
As Electric Chair Day came closer to coming for Roger, people of Familyville were celebrating by having execution parties. The monster is being put to death and everything will be ok again. That's what they think. When Roger fries, Bertha goes to work and Familyville doesn't know what terror is until the switch is pulled on that electric chair.
God, this must have been the best story that Pat has ever written, but the other ones are still very very cool, so go back to the storytelling page to read more of Pat's stories!