I decided to go to an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet out in Chaska because I really enjoy eating like a pig. Once I left the restaurant, I walked across the parking lot to a coffee shop and stayed there for about a minute and then I drove to the video store at the other end of the shopping center because I wanted to see if they had any good porno films there and as I was leaving the video store and to my shock and horror I was approached by 2 police officers who said that there were witnesses that saw me trying to break into cars at the parking lot at the coffee shop. Besides telling me that I was guilty until proven innocent, did you know that cops are extremely nosy and judgmental assholes? "Why do you have so much stuff in the car? Why did you come all the way out here to eat?" None of your fucking business you fucking pig! After I left the coffee shop, I took a picture of the restaurant and they said "people don't normally take pictures of restaurants." Oh, go take a flying fuck you narrow minded judgmental fucking bastard!" That fucking prick told me that unless I confess to breaking into those cars, things were going to turn out to be much worse and more difficult for me. Why the fuck should I confess to something that I didn't do?
Meanwhile, the woman who was working in that coffee shop appeared to be an uptight hysterical paranoid fucking cunt who was indoctrinated by the school that she went to and from the media that there is a child molester lurking on every street corner and all that bullshit and to be alarmed if she saw anyone who might act even remotely weird as this country is slowly but surely becoming as bad if not even worse than it was in the Soviet Union, so as soon I walked in there, she felt threatened, so all kinds of hysterical thoughts got into her mind like, "oh no, he's looking around, oh he's going to pull out a gun and rob the place" Then as I walked out, I either brushed up against a car or some bullshit like that, so she said, "oh no, he's trying to break into the car!" Then I got out my camera and took a picture of the restaurant, so she said, "he's taking a picture of the restaurant, there's something wrong with him, Jesus H Fucking Christ, I better call the police!" I had to go through that humiliating and degrading torture because of that fucking cunt! I once heard a report on Democracy Now about women being stripped searched while they are on the rag and the police forced them to remove bloody tampons out of their cunts, while their menstrual blood dripped all over the floor. I hope that she gets stripped searched while she's on the rag, considering that she is so gung ho at sending the fascist police to fuck with me! At the very minimum, she deserves to be arrested for filing a false police report. Fuck the police! If people don't stand up for individual rights, they may not only fuck with me, but they may come after you as well.
Pat got a low score, again during this poetry slam, even though he told it like it is but a lot of people are fucking assholes who can't handle it when someone tells it like it is. Even if it's something political, they want it to be soft and wimpy because they are uptight weak minded fucking assholes. It's people who are cool who enjoy Pat's unique style of writing and spoken words. With that in mind, continue reading Pat's 2007 Vision of the World Page, which is thought provoking and funny for those who have a sense of humor!