1 of the biggest so-called "newstories" during 2005 was the situation with Terry Schiavo, which was a total 3-ring media circus. Despite this entire 3-ring circus media total fucking bullshit, there are some serious ethics to consider here. Now Terri Schiavo's parents are bible thumping assholes whose sole purpose of wanting to keep her alive is because they are control freaks who knew that she was severely disabled and they wanted to use that to have power and control over her, but I need to look at the other side of this issue and to prove that I have an open mind, just maybe those bible thumping assholes are right. It is possible that Terry Schiavo wanted to be kept alive, but she didn't bother to write a living will to mention what her true wishes were. I wanted to write a living will for myself, but I need to consult a lawyer, but I can't afford 1 because lawyers are a bunch of money-grubbing scumfucks. Despite that, I have written a living will and I'm going to read that to you right now:

    There may come a day in which I will practice autoerotic asphyxia and it could be botched or something else might happen causing me to be in a vegetative state. If that happens, under no circumstances shall a catheter be inserted into my dick. I don't care if I end up pissing in the bed and if I do piss in the bed I want someone to jerk off and then tell me that's sexy! If that's too nasty to deal with, the least they need to do is hold my dick in front of a bucket so I can piss there, but better yet, hold my dick in front of a cat's litter box and it would be a good idea to use scoopable cat litter. With that, all they will need to do is scoop out the balls of piss. Do whatever it takes because they better not dare insert a catheter up my dick! If they do, I will sue their fucking ass and I would rather be dead than go through that kind of fucking shit! My penis is to used for pleasure and no one is to harm it in any way. I am asking that someone stroke my penis with their hand on a daily bases until thick white stuff squirts out of it. If they want, they can put their mouth on it and suck it. I don't care if it's a man or a woman, just as long as they suck it right! If it is a man and if he has a beard, I am asking for him to shave it. I find the thought of a man touching my penis with his beard to be totally revolting! There are only 2 men in the world who have permission to touch my penis with their beard and those men are Fidel Castro and Osama Bin Ladin! I want it to be video taped while my cock is being sucked and I want it to be televised on the 700 Club with Pat Robertson because he believes in the sanctity of life. If my penis works and if I am capable of enjoying an orgasm, then I want to be kept alive. If my penis doesn't work, then fuck the sanctity of life! I want to show this living will to an attorney, but I am afraid that he won't take me seriously.

Having something happened whether it would be an acccident or getting sick and not having an opportunity to even communitcate would fucking suck to the extreme of the extreme.  It's bad enough to live in shit, but it would be even worse if you couldn't express your feelings about it.  Pat has already been there and done that during much of the time when he was growing up and he never wants to experience it again!  Alex Jones has a lot of good ideas, but he can be a fucking asshole in other ways.  He thinks that if someone is in a vegetative state, that they should be foreced to live and suffer.  That's why Pat's opinon is the only right opinoin, so continue to read Pat's 2005 Vision of the World Page because communication is the only way that the right ideas would ever get implemneted

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