It is so easy for people to be manipulated by the propaganda in media along with their phony friends into believing that your life would be so "wonderful" once you decide to have kids. Nothing could be further from the truth. Today, I am going to discuss the top 10 reasons why people should NOT be having kids so let's get started with #10:
The 10th reason that people shouldn't be having kids is it isn't even necessary. There are already 6.5 billion human parasites cluttering up our overpopulated planet with their stupidity and filth and we don't need any more of them.
Number 9: The 9th reason why people shouldn't be having kids is because of things like skull and bones and Bohemian Grove, which is a place where our world leaders hang out, have gay sex and worship Satan while pretending to be such good "Christians" who believe that people should do as they say, not what they do and these people have turned this world into a cesspool of shit!
Number 8: The 8th reason why people should not be having kids is it is expensive. Our propaganda media wants to dupe you into believing that breeding is a picnic. It's no picnic when you're fucking broke! No one should be having kids, unless they are earning a minimum of $50,000 a year!
Number 7: The 7th reason that people shouldn't be having kids is having to pay child support because most people are dysfunctional pieces of trash, which is why so many marriages end in divorce and men have a tendency to get fucked over the worst. I was once living in a house and someone was stealing my food because he had so much money stolen from his paycheck, that he could not afford to buy food. This is just 1 of many reasons that my life had to be inconvenienced because of breeding. Furthermore, it is very important to teach men that breeding is sick evil and stupid! Also, they should start giving free vasectomy to the boys in high schools and teach them how much better life would be if they don't have kids!
Number 6: The 6th reason not to have kids is what it does to women physically, such as morning sickness. I will never be able to figure out why a woman is willing to go through the anguish of puking just to bring a brat into this world of total stupidity. Also, popping a baby causes stretch marks, which is ugly and revolting. I would never want to stick my dick inside a woman who has those repulsive stretch marks. Once I find out that someone has kids, I don't want to have anything to do with them!
Number 5: The 5th reason not to have kids is breeding causes brain damage. Even if someone is cool, that comes to an abrupt end as soon as they decide to have kids. As soon as a woman pops a brat out her twat, her brain cells usually come out with it, but the daddy's brains turn to shit as well and I don't know what causes that? Once people decide to have kids, they no longer have an open mind or any sense of logic. All of a sudden they believe "everything has to be for the children" and I am expected to have all my civil liberties taken away to protect their children. I can't hear the word "fuck" when I watch TV to "protect the children" and I can't afford HBO to hear the word "fuck" and that really pisses me off!
Have you ever noticed how these anti-abortion scumfucks try to shove their propaganda bullshit down people's throats about how a woman is "supposed" to be traumatized because she had an abortion? Well, a lot of people are more traumatized once they have kids, better known as Post Partum Depression, which is the 4th reason that people shouldn't be having kids. Post Partum Depression is the sobering reality that a person has been duped and brainwashed into believing that breeding is a picnic and they come to the horrifying discovery that it's a bunch of bullshit. Once you decide to have kids, your life is ruined, forever and unfortunately, it is not legal to have a retroactive abortion! If you are suffering from Post Partum Depression, I would recommend that you start smoking cigarettes. With any luck, you will get to die at a young age!
Things are really getting exciting now as we enter the top 3! The 3rd reason that people should not be having kids is because of the public schools. I can't believe that they are so eager to send their kids to these mind control indoctrination government-training cesspools of shit! The schools are the most dangerous places for kids to be, but people who breed are so fucking stupid, they allow them to go there anyway. Furthermore, most of the kids in the schools are a bunch of weak-minded conformists pieces of filth, especially the bullies who are allowed to get away with that type of shit! Parents who have children who have been tormented by bullies should start suing these schools for the scars that they must endure, but most people who breed are so arrogant and so fucking stupid, they actually believe that their own children deserve to picked on by bullies, so therefore, they are too fucking stupid to sue the schools. If I did have kids, they would be home schooled. I know that most people who do home schooling are bible thumping fundamentalists Christian assholes who won't send their kids to the public schools because they teach kids about masturbation. That's the only thing about the public schools that are any good!
Number 2: In order to have the honor of attending the shit infested public school system, kids have to have vaccines, which is the number 2 reasons that people should not be having kids. Autism in children has increased over 1600% in the last 20 years attributed to Mercury that our corrupt criminal government puts in the vaccines and this is not even my opinion, but that is a fact, which means that I know what I am talking about and anyone who doesn't agree with me is wrong! Kids becoming autistic is being done by design and because of that, things have gotten to the point that it is time for the people of this country to get out the pitch forks and storm the castle, but people who breed are so fucking stupid, they trust the government and thinks that it's just a "conspiracy theory". There was a TV station in Austin, Texas that had a report about how Mercury in vaccines is "good" for children and people who breed are so fucking stupid, they actually believe that!
You have heard the top 9 reasons not to have kids and at this point, I am expecting to hear a drum roll as I talk about #1. The #1 reason that people should not be having kids is because of Satan! Now these bible thumping religious assholes want to make you believe that Satan loves it when a woman has an abortion. Nothing could be further from the truth! It really pisses Satan off when a woman has an abortion, but most religions are against abortion because religion is controlled by Satan and Satan really loves it when a woman living in poverty decides to have kids because Satan loves it when kids are told that they are not good enough to experience their dreams but you know what? Your life sucks, so why not start smoking crack or do some meth, which is supplied by the government? That will make you feel better until you run out of money, but you can always rob a convenient store and shoot the clerk in the head and then be sent to a prison owned by corporations, which are even more criminal than that, which are controlled by Satan who owns our government, which is controlled by Satan. Satan is a bad motherfucker! It is possible to take our planet back and put a stop to Satan, but people are too fucking stupid, which is why a nuclear war, disease or something else happening may be the only thing that will make things any better because the only thing that humans are capable of doing is making the same mistakes that fuck everything up over and over. Do something and take a bite out of Satan and then just maybe, I wouldn't hate breeding so much!
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