I ain't like the other nerds, but I could have been, but because I had assholes for parents, I turned out to be a militant nerd! When I was growing up I had a dream that I would grow up to be a weatherman or an astronomer. I was the only kid in my school who was interested in the weather while everyone else was interested in sports because they were a bunch of conformist stupid boring fucking assholes. I enjoyed watching the weather forecast on the news and I enjoyed keeping records of the weather as well. When I went on vacation with my parents, I would put a thermometer outside the motel room because I wanted to know what the temperature is, but my father would go fucking apeshit when I put the thermometer outside of the motel room because he felt embarrassed about what other people would think. Fuck other people! Meanwhile, my parents were also bowel movement experts and according to my parents, the only time of day for normal people to take a shit is in the morning, right after eating breakfast. Whenever I traveled with my parents, they stunk up the motel room because they took a shit in the morning right after eating breakfast, which is what devoutly normal people do! They would stink up the motel room by taking a shit, but they had the gaul to bitch about me running out with a thermometer.

     Furthermore, my parents thought that I was mentally ill because I wasn't supposed to be interested in the weather or astronomy. I was supposed to be interested in doing what I was supposed to do, in be interested in "normal" things, which would have meant turning out to be as boring and as stupid as they were. Because my parents were assholes, my hopes and dreams of becoming a weatherman were destroyed. I also know that despite how much shit that I went through with the way my parents treated me, many other people had it much worse than I did. That's because people who breed are fucking assholes. If people ain't going to treat their kids right, then they shouldn't fucking have any! I remember 1 time my friend Joon told me that she sucked a guy's dick and got a pubic hair stuck in her throat and I mentioned that in front of my father when my brother was over and he was pissed off as Hell at me for talking like that! With the amount of horrible shit that I have been through in my life has turned me from being a regular nerd to an extremely pissed off and militant nerd! The good news is I still keep records of the weather and I put in images with my weather records and on days when the weather is too fucking hot out, I put an image of Satan in front of the sun and if that's not all, I put an image of a turd in front of the sun for good luck! If I did have supportive and open mined parents, I probably would have gotten to become a weatherman, but my personality wouldn't have turned out to be nearly as interesting as it is now!

If people didn't fuck Pat D over as much there is a good chance that he would have turned out to be a lot more like the other nerds and if that had happened, he wouldn't be nearly as interesting with the material that he talks about and he would have turned out to be boring!  With that in mind, continue to read Pat's 2007 Vision of the World Page, so you will get to hear him talk about things that most other people are too chickenshit to talk about!