I sure wish that Jesse Ventura was governor again! He sure was a Hell of a lot better than that fuckwad asshole that we have now. A woman by the name of Judith Levine wrote a book called Harmful to Minors who came along to write something that wasn't a bunch of fucking bullshit. Tim Pawlenty told her that she should not be allowed to write that book. Excuse me Mr. Tm Pawlenty; we have the 1st amendment that guarantees the right to free speech you nazi fucking pig! Also, when Jesse Ventura was governor, a bunch of fascist Republican pigs passed a bill that would require a woman to wait 24 hours before she could have an abortion, but he vetoed it because he didn't think that it was fair for a bunch of bible thumping assholes to shove their ideas down everyone's throat, but Tim Pawlenty signed it. That fucking bastard! This anti-abortion is this "woman's right to know" propaganda bullshit about how "wrong" it is to have an abortion. A woman should have the right to know that abortion is 1 of the most beautiful things in the whole wide world. A woman should have the right to know that if she ain't earning a minimum of $50,000 a year, then she shouldn't be having kids. A woman should have the right to know that breeding is sick, evil and stupid, but the most important thing is Tim Pawlenty's mother should have had an abortion and the world would have been a much better place if pieces of his unborn fetus were scraped out of his mother's twat!

     Meanwhile, things would have been just as horrible if Mike Hatch had won. His mother should have had an abortion too. Most politicians are nothing more than a bunch of corrupt evil lying pieces of shit. I have about as much respect for a politician as a piece of excrement that is infected with samanali and ecoli! Most politicians are scum no matter what side of this phony, "liberal conservative" paradigm they claim to be on, but I want Jesse Ventura back. He once said that St. Paul was designed by a bunch of drunken Irish. OK, he did say stupid things and he wasn't perfect, but I never once heard Jesse Ventura parade himself in front of the media talking about how we must give up our rights to "protect the children." Fuck the Children! Jesse Ventura hated the media. He said the media doesn't report the news, but they fabricate it and create the news. I also love Jesse Ventura for mentioning that organized religion was a bunch of shit for the weak minded. About time that someone stood up to these religious zealots, but Jesse Ventura is not our governor anymore because he realized that he really couldn't change anything. He discovered that this country is run by a bunch of sophisticated murdering gangsters and if you think that Hilary and Obama are going to save you, you are fucking dreaming. Meanwhile, I want Jesse Ventura to be governor again, so fucking bad!

Because the theme of the slam had to be about being Irish, Pat was able to write this because Jesse Ventura said that the Streets of St. Paul were designed by a bunch of drunken Irish.  Jesse Ventura has said quite a bit of stupid things, but he wasn't perfect.  Jesse Ventura was not a robot and he was himself.  You can't say that about most politicians because they are nothing but a bunch of fucking puppets who let the criminal scum who own this country control them.  Pat hates this kind of fucking bullshit.  That is why you need to continue reading Pat's 2007 Vision of the World Page, because this is 1 of the few things with any hope that could lead to the world becoming a better place!