I am sure that you have all heard that Gerald Ford croaked. With all that worshipping the king and rich and the powerful that the media shoved down our throat with their mind control propaganda, wasn't he such a nice guy? It makes you forget about how he pardoned Nixon for Watergate and all the other crimes that he committed. He also helped get the power of the Bush crime family started by appointed George Bush to run the CIA that was involved in right wing death squads and torture in Central America, but they gave Gerald Ford an honorary burial in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

    Instead of burying him in Grand Rapids, Michigan, they should have buried him in Flint, Michigan. In case you are not aware, Flint, Michigan is a rustbelt carcass cesspool with high crime, high unemployment with a lot of people living deep in poverty. There are also a lot of crack houses in Flint, Michigan. With that in mind, I think that they should have Gerald Ford's dead body lie in state in a crack house in Flint, Michigan. I also think that he should lie in state, naked a crack house. Now, why should he be naked? There ain't very many people who would jerk off looking at Gerald Ford's naked dead body, but I am willing to bet that he had a funny looking penis. Also, there are a lot of people in Flint, Michigan living deep in poverty and Gerald Ford had nice clothes and his clothes should be donated to the needy. They said during his eulogy that Ford was a caring and wonderful man and people wouldn't lie at funerals. Yea Right. Gerald Ford would have been willing to give the don trodden the shirt off his back. Also, before too long, Gerald Ford's body will begin to rot and smell like rotten meat and it would ruin all the nice clothes that he was wearing and then they would go to waste, anyway. Also, people need to get there crack so they would still go to a crack house with Gerald Ford's decomposing body lying on the floor. Here's another thing: Why do people smoke crack in the 1st place? It's a very destructive drug. How can they be so fucking stupid? It's a drug that the CIA created in the 1st place. There are only 4 drugs that are any good, which includes, marijuana, mushrooms, acid and poppers. Another thing that will happen with Gerald Ford's dead body lying in a crack house is the maggots will find him and they will start eating out his flesh, including his penis. Also, what would happen if someone dropped acid while watching maggots eat Gerald Ford's penis? That would be 1 hell of a far out trip man! The point that I'm trying to make is the proceeds from the sale of all these drugs can be used to rebuild Flint, Michigan into a community of prosperity and abundance. They should take the pair of underpants that Gerald Ford wore when he croaked and put it on ebay and there is a good chance that he had a bowel movement in them, but someone would still be willing to buy them and that's nothing to be a shamed of because everybody poops! They should also sell poppers in the gay bars and people should go into the schools, including the junior highs and high schools because a lot of the kids in these schools are gay and give them poppers, so they can feel extremely good while they are having sex, but the total profits from all these drug sales can be used to fix up decaying and decapitated houses, so the people of Flint, Michigan can live a decent quality of life and then they can take Gerald Ford's dead body and bury it in the newly revitalized Flint, Michigan and then we can say, thank you Mr. Ford for improving the quality of life in our community!

A couple people commented at the poetry slam that this is 1 of the best things that they ever heard Pat do.  It was because he was able to stay focussed by staying on the subject of Gerald Ford's naked dead body, instead of drifting onto other things.  At least, that would cause Pat's writing to appeal to a wider audience, but still, drifting is still kind of automatically built into Pat's writing style.  As time goes on, he will continue to get better at it because he will have more experience with it.  The stuff that Pat wrote in 2001 didn't have as much energy because Pat wasn't so willing to express how militant he was about things, but it is now classic stuff!  Continue reading Pat's 2007 Vision of the World Page and it doesn't matter if you go back to earlier years because it's his writing covers material that most people are too chickenshit to talk about, which includes talking about how most politicians are puppets who are nothing more than puppets and the front person to the criminal banking criminal assholes who promote them!

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