Throughout most of history, a woman's cunt only had a very slight, almost sweet, perspiration-type odor, which wasn't bad at all. Seeing as we all know that women's cunts smell like dead, rotting fish, you might find that hard to believe, but think about it: Back in the olden days, people rarely bathed, sometimes never. So if women's cunts stank like they do now, there would have been no vaginal intercourse, therefore no pregnancies, causing the end of the human race, not that that would have been such a bad thing in many cases. Some of you straight men & gay women may be thinking, "What's she talking about? I'VE never been with anyone whose twat reeks!" In that case, it means whatever woman you've been with is fresh from her shower or bath, because did you know that a woman's cunt begins to stink 20 minutes after she's bathed? Also if a woman has taken a shit & hasn't washed yet and stick your face near her crotch, you'll pick up a whiff of crap AND rotting dead fish. How appetizing. And if she's on her period? Forget it. I know some of you must be thinking "When did women's cunts start to smell & why?" One person that can be blamed is Laura Ingalls. When she was alive, she led a more exciting life than you'd think & she really wanted to write about her interesting experiences, but she was too chickenshit. That's too bad, because when I was a little girl, I'd have loved to read about her consensual incestuous relationship with Pa Ingalls and their defective baby she aborted; her experiences with having her period & diarrhea at the same time & sticking a splintery broomstick up the twat of her enemy Nellie Olsen the fucking bitch. When Ms. Ingalls croaked in the 1950's, St. Peter gave her 2 punishments for being too chickenshit to write honestly: The first punishment was she had to come back in a future life to work off her bad karma. She was reborn as the brilliant performance artiste, Reverend Pat, who has to live in this cesspool of shit & ignorance. The second punishment is she has to forever deal with the guilt of Satan to cause women/s cunts to stink. Not only that, but twats used to be very pretty & look like flowers blooming but now they look like an ugly taco with hair around it. Another reason Satan causes women's' cunts to stink is to control breeding, so he added a vile stink to cunts to try to control breeding but apparently it ain't working too well. Another reason Satan put a dead-fish stench in women's' cunts is to punish humanity for being a bunch of selfish, greedy, uptight, conformist, ignorant hate mongering assholes. Satan loves intolerance toward so-called "Sexual Deviants" like gays, pedophiles, necrophiliacs & beastialists. You don't HAVE to have a stinky cunt though. Most women are prissy bitches who won't talk about pussy odor. Women need to get together, openly discuss the problem of cunt odor, swap remedies & empower one another. In other words: ladies, take back your cunts!

Well, Pat did NOT write this, but it's amazing how 2 people out of 6.5 stupid human parasites can think alike in so many ways.  It would be nice if Joon could come to Minnesota to read at some open mikes, but Pat doesn't know if he will ever get that lucky.  For now, continue reading Pat's 2007 Vision of the World Page because it is good for your soul and for those who don't like it, tough fucking shit!