I am sure that you have heard of road rage, but have you ever heard of grocery store rage? Well, on February 24, 2007, all the ingredients came together to cause me to have the biggest rampage in public in history and the final ingredient to make it all possible is I ran into someone who is a fucking asshole. For a variety of reasons, I was in an extremely pissed off mood on Friday night. I went to Cub Foods and the cashier turns out to be a rude auragant lazy fucking cunt with a fucking attitude making my bad mood even worse. I put 2 24 packs of water on the conveyor belt she orders me to put the water back in the cart and says that it is taking too much space. I then gave her a coupon for some Vandecamps fish and the coupon didn't work because I got the wrong 1. I ask her if someone could get the right 1 and she tells me that there is no one to get it for me and there are people waiting behind me. Turns out that they didn't have the right 1 in stock. The fucking arrogant lazy piece of shit fucking cunt doesn't apologize and doesn't even bother to offer me a raincheck either. As she continues ringing me up, I realize that I forgot something, so I go and I get it, which wasted about an additional 30 seconds of his "precious" time at the most. I get ready to pay and the guy behind me says, "you better get your money out and pay fast because I'm starting to get real pissed". I was thinking to myself, if this piece of fucking shit doesn't keep his fucking mouth shut, I am going to explode. He didn't. I started bagging the groceries when I asked that fucking bitch fucking cunt cashier with an attitude if it took off for the other coupon and that's when that asshole opened his mouth bitching about me wasting his time. nor should I. I said that it ain't my fault that they didn't have the item on sale. He then proceeds to call me a "bitch." I then lose it say, "shut the fuck up you fucking son of a fucking bitch." He then called me a "bitch" again and I said, "you think that I am going to take and put up with your fucking shit, well I'm not going to put up with and take your fucking shit you fucking son of a fucking bitchen piece of fucking shit."! The fucking cunt bitch said that she is going to ask both of us to leave if we don't stop it. He says more fucking bullshit to me and I yelled and screamed at him some more and he continuously called me a "bitch" and and a "girl" As he was leaving and called me a "girl" again and I said, "you wish that I was a girl and you are probably going to think about me when you beat off". He then walks towards me and says "what did you say? What did you say?" I wish that I hadn't said that! The thought of him thinking about me when he beats off makes me feel like throwing up! Finally, the fucking piece of shit maggot pus left. It's because of people like him and that cashier as to why I love abortion so much! If both of their unborn fetuses were scraped out of their mother's twat, none of this would have ever happened!

I am so proud of Pat because at long last, someone tried to fuck with him and he didn't put up with pieces of fucking filth that started that kind of shit!  Even when Pat ain't talking about controversial and explicit material, people have been fucking him over for years for many other reasons as well, but it has lead to Pat writing about it and doing spoken words about it and he ain't going to be soft or prissy about it.  Pat was Laura Ingalls in his previous lifetime and the reason that he had to put up with all this shit in this fucking shithole world is because he sugarcoated everything he wrote about when he was Laura Ingalls, so he was punished by having to be reincarnated as the Reverend Pat D, which is why it is important to continue reading Pat's 2007 Vision of the World Page to prove that he has changed a bit since he was Laura Ingalls!