I was in a parking lot of an all-you-can-eat buffet when I saw a bumper sticker that said "God Bless America" and I was thinking to myself, fuck America! The United States Government are nothing more than a bunch of corrupt evil scumfuck brutal imperialistic assholes, but then I was asking myself, why am I thinking like that? I am eating at an all-you-can eat buffet, but I have told people that I hate this fucking country so much. Well, they told me, Amerika, love it or leave it, so I decided to move to Ethiopia, but then I found out that there weren't any all-you-can-eat buffets there, so fuck that! All-you-can-eat buffets are the only thing that this country is good for, so fuck you, I'm not ever going to leave Amerika because I can't live without an all-you-can-eat buffet! There are only 2 things in life that make me happy. 1 is having an orgasm, especially as the thick white stuff squirts out my penis and the other is eating endless amounts of food at an all-you-can-eat buffet! I don't care if the United States Government are, in some shit infested 3rd world country spraying agent orange and Napalm on everyone. Those sick evil bastards, but as long as I am stuffing my face at a buffet with endless amounts of food, I am happy!

     I really enjoy eating at all-you-can eat buffets when I travel, but I have been misfortunate enough to travel with people who will refuse to eat at a buffet, because they tell me that "I need to be waited on." I have to be deprived of the only thing in life that makes me happy because some phony stuck up pretentious asshole thinks that they are too good to walk up to a buffet table. I have been deprived of my all-you-can eat buffets because some fucking asshole would rather eat fast food crud like Wendy's or Burger King. Let me tell you: The food at Burger King smells like throw up and it tastes like shit! I am sick and tired of this shit! The next time someone tries to deprive me of an all-you-can-eat buffet, I will cut their fucking throat! The nerve of these fucking people trying to deprive me of my all-you-can-eat buffet fix! Another thing that I am worried about with the economy being so bad + the possibility that there will be a famine will cause all the all the all-you-can-eat buffets to go out of business and if that happens, I am going to kill myself. I cannot live in a world without all-you-can-eat buffets. Give me an all-you-can-eat buffet or give me death! Give me a Golden Corral and Old Country Buffet or give me death! Another thing I like to do is I enjoy going to casinos. Not for the gambling, but there is usually an all-you-can-eat buffet there. Fuck the gambling; I want to eat endless amounts of food because all-you-can-eat buffets are the only thing that makes me happy and the only thing that this country is good for!

 Well, The Reverend Pat D really does enjoy eating at all-you-can-eat buffets, so he wanted to share that with you and make it entertaining as well!  With that in mind, let's continue reading Pat's 2005 Vision of the World Page because he not only has a lot of wonderful ideas, he has a good sense of humor as well!