In case you weren't here or don't remember, but on March 27, 2007 I read a poem mentioning that I needed to go to the National Poetry Slam in Austin, Texas or the world will come to an end. I was expecting the Earth to be invaded by space aliens and all people who are assholes will be trapped in this cesspool of shit, but all the people who are cool will be able to ride on the spaceships to a better world. The space aliens are planning on taking all the cats with on the spaceships too. Don't worry, the space aliens will provide the litter boxes! Not only that, once people arrive on another planet, it will be OK to fuck people in the ass and if you get a piece of fecal matter on your dick, it won't stink because other planets have a much higher level of intelligence, but it stinks on Earth because this planet is controlled by Satan! I have doubts that the space aliens are even going to bother to show up to take me out of this cesspool of shit! Those unreliable fucking bastards!

     With that in mind, I bet that you thought that it was pure bullshit when I told you that Armageddon was going to come because I failed to go to Austin, Texas? Well, less than a month after I was turned down to go to the National Poetry Slam, I found out that the bees are dying! I told you so! I once read this beautiful poem about a Catholic Priest who gets a bee sting on his penis, while he masturbates to child pornography. Well, if you would like to see a Catholic Priest get a bee sting on his penis, while he jerks off to child pornography, I am afraid that you are shit out of luck because the bees are dead! Einstein once said that once the bees die, within 4 years all the humans will die as well! I can't fucking wait! I mentioned recently about this fucking cunt fucking bitch at a coffee shop who a called the fucking police on me and accused me of breaking into cars along with all the other assholes who have persecuted me throughout my life and at long last humans are going to pay the ultimate price for being a bunch of assholes! If that's not all, in my previous lifetime I was Laura Ingalls and I was punished by being reincarnated as me because I sugar coated everything I wrote about in my novels, which is a major reason why my life sucks so bad, but I am doing what I am supposed to do by creating controversy and offending people by the stuff I talk about, but because not enough people are hearing me, the world is going to end. There won't be any food left when the bees die, which means that the all-you-can-eat buffets that I enjoy eating at will go out of business, which will be worse than death. When that happens, those fucking space aliens better show up to take me out of this cesspool of shit! The future of humanity looks extremely grave. If you want humanity to be saved, I need to go on national tours to share my philosophy and teachings ASAP, which is the final hope to save the bees and the humans!

Pat has been fucked over and treated like shit throughout his entire life.  Things could have been much worse, but he has seen many psychics who mentioned that Pat has faced a lot of horrible attrocities during his previous lifetimes.  People started to like him when he was Laura Ingalls, but the gods of the universe didn't like it because much of what he wrote was bullshit as a way to get people to like him, so he was punished by having to be reincarnted as Pat.  If you are reading this, consider yourself to be 1 of the chosen people because only a few people out of the billions on this planet have been exposed to Pat's unique style of writing and spoken words.  With that in mind, continue reading Pat's 2007 Vision of the World Page as you are the few, the cool and intelligent who can enjoy reading this!  Not only that, you will be able to ride on the spaceship to a better world because you sure as Hell don't want to be stuck here and starve with all the other stupid assholes!