CHAPTER VI

JEFF MAKES A BIG FUCK UP

      As soon as Jeff made enough money, he bought his plane ticket and he would be on his way to Minneapolis, except he made one big fuck up. When going through security at the airport, he tried to walk through the metal detector with his machine gun. Well, he got caught. When security found out that Jeff had a machine gun, he just started shooting at them and he killed several people. He said,"fuck you I'm gonna hijack the fuckin plane. Nobody is gonna stop me from getting out of Shitville". Then, Jeff ended up making another fuck up. After he killed those people, Jeff got hungry, so he started eating one of the people he killed at the airport. This time he ate someone without cooking them first. He enjoyed eating him, but not as much as if he was cooked. He was in the middle of eating a guy's penis, when the FBI snuck up on him, arrested him and took him into custody.

       What Jeff did at the airport made the news and Channel 7 was there. This time they had 2 reports. The first one was about what happened at the airport and Sandy Fritz was there for a live report and this is what she had to say: "Apparently, a man tried to walk through a metal detector with a machine gun. When confronted by security, he just pulled the gun out and started shooting security, killing 5 people. Of course the people around him ran and got out of there as quickly as possible. If that wasn't bizarre enough, he started eating one of the people that he killed. That's right, cannibalism! The FBI snuck up on him while he was in the middle of eating a man's penis and arrested him. The suspect has been identified as Jeff Blundy from Davie. Jeff Blundy is also suspected of killing his boss at Eckerd Drugs and he is also believed to be the same man who pulled out a machine gun and started shooting people at Tent City. For Channel 7 News I'm Sandy Fritz".

       After that, it was time for Channel 7's second report titled: "THE BLUNDY'S, THE FAMILY FROM HELL", which was a report about how weird that family was. This time they finally mentioned that Jeff's father claimed that he saw the image of the Virgin Mary, Jesus and Pat Robertson on toilet paper with his shit on it, but on tv they didn't say the word, shit. This was their report which was done by Victor Sauncause: "What happened at the airport today was only part of the sick things about the Blundy family. The Blundy family came to our attention back in July when Jeff Blundy's father, Hal Blundy, called the station claiming that he saw the image of the Virgin Mary, Jesus and Pat Robertson on a piece of toilet paper that had his feces on it and he asked us to do a report on it. We knew that he was sick, so we decided not to. Then when Hurricane Dick came, Jeff's parents were killed, but there is evidence to believe that Hal Blundy killed his wife before Hurricane Dick came along, because the medical examiner was able to determine that she had died before Hurricane Dick came. She died from a fracture to her skull and drowning and Hurricane Dick could not have caused that before he came. If that wasn't enough, Jeff's sister Tiffany was found dead in the nude while engaging in a lesbian sex act with her gym teacher. Then after Hurricane Dick, Jeff killed his boss where he worked at Eckerd Drugs and then ate him. He even ate the man's penis. Although, seeing that he was dead, he wouldn't have had any use for it anyway. Then at Tent City in Davie, he pulled out a machine gun and started shooting at people. Then he ate one of the guys that he shot, including his penis and of course today he killed several people at the airport and ate one of them. For Channel 7 News, I'm Victor Sauncause".

      Jeff was really pissed off at himself because he fucked up his chance at getting out of Shitville, but at least there was one consolation because after he was arrested, he got to find out that his sister died and that made him feel better, especially when he found out how she died, because Tiffany tried to act like she was so perfect and so moral. As it turns out, she was a slut. At least Tiffany got to die while doing something she enjoyed doing.

      Being in jail would turn out to be the end of Jeff's life. While he was in jail, Jeff kept having rampages because the electricity was out and it was too fucking hot. He also constantly complained about how much he hated Florida, which means they felt that he wasn't normal. They even felt that someone who hates Florida is even more weird than killing people and eating them. That's because most cannibals love Florida. Well anyway, after Jeff had one rampage too many they decided to send in Frank Umpleton, an agent of the secret police to take care of him. Frank told Jeff that he hated him because he killed a lot of people, although Frank killed a lot more people than Jeff did. He killed thousands of people during his career with the government.

       Frank started killing people back in the 1960s. The first person he had killed was Martin Luther King. Then he had Malcom X assassinated. During the Vietnam war he ordered the napalm and Agent Orange to be dropped on innocent people. By that point, he had killed more people than Jeff did. He was also behind having the National Guard murder those 4 people who were protesting the Vietnam war at Kent state, which Jeff's parents got to see happen. After that, Frank decided to lay low and not kill anyone until 1978. That year he helped Dan White kill Mayor Moscone of San Francisco and gay activist Harvey Milk. Dan White was able to bypass a metal detector in the building of the Mayor's office because he managed to get into the building through an open window. Because Frank was a member of the secret police he was able to go into the building when ever he felt like it and he opened that window so Dan White could get in. During the 1980s Frank went to gay bath houses all over the country and injected guys who were addicted to heroine with syringes that were infected with the AIDS virus and that's what really got the AIDS crisis going. When he was done with that, he went to El Salvador to be an advisor and he helped establish right wing death squads to have people massacred that were opposed to El Salvador's fascist government. In the mid 1980s a young college student was about to go on Phil Donahue, claiming that the government allowed Agent Orange and toxic waste to be dumped in a landfill in Pompano Beach, Florida. The day before he was to go on, Frank kidnapped him, tied him up, tortured him and brutally raped him and then killed him and started eating him. Sounds a lot like what Jeff did. During the Gulf War, Frank went to Iraq and had the army torture and slaughter thousands of Iraqi civilians. Now it was Jeff's turn to be his victim.

       Obviously, the claim that he hated Jeff because he was a killer was bullshit. There were 2 real reasons that he hated Jeff. The first reason he hated Jeff was because Jeff hated Florida and Frank really hated anyone who didn't like Florida. The second reason was because Frank looked up Jeff Blundy's name on a computer and found out that Jeff had purchased a plastic penis with Dan Quayle's face on it. Back in Minneapolis, when Jeff purchased the plastic penis with Dan Quayle's face on it, a member of the secret police saw him purchase it. Jeff was placed on a list of people who were a threat to national security.

      Now Frank was going to make Jeff pay for insulting Dan Quayle. Frank tainted Jeff's food with the virus that causes dysentery. Later that night, Jeff got severe diarrhea. Frank decided that he was going to rape Jeff and fuck him up ass while he had diarrhea. Frank went into the cell that Jeff was in, forced him to take off his clothes and he stuck his dick up his ass. Jeff was already in so much pain because of the diarrhea and he had severe cramps. Jeff could not control his bowels while he was being raped up the ass and he was shitting out diarrhea, and the diarrhea was running down his leg, but that wasn't enough to stop Frank from raping him. It only made him enjoy it even more. In fact, while it was running down Jeff's leg, Frank would just scoop up the diarrhea in his hands and eat it while he was fucking Jeff. It caused Frank to have an intense orgasm, but for some reason, as soon as he was done cumming, he felt kind of icky. Thanks to the weather being too fucking hot and that jail having no air conditioning, Jeff's diarrhea left a lovely aroma through out that entire jail.

     Raping Jeff while he had diarrhea wasn't the only thing that Frank was going to do to him. Earlier that day he went by the landfill in Pompano Beach that Hurricane Dick ripped apart and picked up some of the Agent Orange and toxic waste that was lying around. As soon as Frank was done raping Jeff, he injected him with the toxic waste and Agent Orange. It caused Jeff to go into seizures. Then he went into a coma and he finally died. Frank was so happy. He killed another person that he didn't like and got away with it, or so he thought. Injecting people with Agent Orange and toxic waste will kill them at first, but it will cause them to come back as a living corpse.

As the suspense builds, be sure to read about what it is like for Jeff after he becomes a corpse in Chapter VII